Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Foweva Awone

"So proud of my little man . teacher spoke very highly of you at parent teacher meeting today and your doing great well done son love you loads"

And her son's profile is tagged in it (he's probably about 12.) I'd be mortified if my mum did something like that to me when I was in school, thankfully we didn't have Facebook in those days (and anyways she wouldn't do it to me in a million years!) Seriously whatever happened to just saying these things to your kids?

BandMember

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"So proud of my little man . teacher spoke very highly of you at parent teacher meeting today and your doing great well done son love you loads"

And her son's profile is tagged in it (he's probably about 12.) I'd be mortified if my mum did something like that to me when I was in school, thankfully we didn't have Facebook in those days (and anyways she wouldn't do it to me in a million years!) Seriously whatever happened to just saying these things to your kids?

Maybe the teacher needs to also spend a little time with the parent.......teaching them the difference between "your" and "you're".....

Hotblack Desiato

Your wasting you're time

job seeker

TomSweeney wrote: »

LEt us know does he actually go through with it and delete his account ?
my guess is he won't ..

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Well, did he delete it???.

He deleted it the following day. However I got a friend request from him that evening.

coolhull

What date r dey gonna clothes de schools 4 the Xmas hollidays?

coolhull

What date r dey gonna clothes de schools 4 the Xmas holidays?

pc7

'i was just steping in to have a shower and the water is gone again ??? and its lashing rain outside ??? its down to ,,,irish water,,, trying to lay new water pipes ,, and what they have layed ,,,,keeps,,,on bursting ,,, irish water has our resuvars ,,,,drained with the leaks they have created in the last 5 years ,, think back you guys we never had water restrictions ,, and if we did the council would knock on your door and explain why the water is going to be switched off ,, this water ,,,tax,,,,scam,,, needs,,,to,,,be,,,,gone,,, we should do a FRENCH JOB AND UP-RISE AND BURN ,,,DUBLIN CITY TO THE GROUND ,,,,STARTING AT LEINSTER HOUSE ,, sack irish water'

Gwen Cooper

pc7 wrote: »

'i was just steping in to have a shower and the water is gone again ??? and its lashing rain outside ??? its down to ,,,irish water,,, trying to lay new water pipes ,, and what they have layed ,,,,keeps,,,on bursting ,,, irish water has our resuvars ,,,,drained with the leaks they have created in the last 5 years ,, think back you guys we never had water restrictions ,, and if we did the council would knock on your door and explain why the water is going to be switched off ,, this water ,,,tax,,,,scam,,, needs,,,to,,,be,,,,gone,,, we should do a FRENCH JOB AND UP-RISE AND BURN ,,,DUBLIN CITY TO THE GROUND ,,,,STARTING AT LEINSTER HOUSE ,, sack irish water'

Good old Mags

coolhull

pc7 wrote: »

'i was just steping in to have a shower and the water is gone again ??? and its lashing rain outside ??? its down to ,,,irish water,,, trying to lay new water pipes ,, and what they have layed ,,,,keeps,,,on bursting ,,, irish water has our resuvars ,,,,drained with the leaks they have created in the last 5 years ,, think back you guys we never had water restrictions ,, and if we did the council would knock on your door and explain why the water is going to be switched off ,, this water ,,,tax,,,,scam,,, needs,,,to,,,be,,,,gone,,, we should do a FRENCH JOB AND UP-RISE AND BURN ,,,DUBLIN CITY TO THE GROUND ,,,,STARTING AT LEINSTER HOUSE ,, sack irish water'

"We should do a French job". I'm all in favour of that
She doesn't need water for a shower. She has enough commas in that post to keep herself clean till Christmas ,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,

benjamin d

coolhull wrote: »

"We should do a French job". I'm all in favour of that
She doesn't need water for a shower. She has enough commas in that post to keep herself clean till Christmas ,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,

I have two aunts who wouldn't be the most academically inclined, to put it nicely, and they're both mad for putting commas in places they shouldn't be or using them as general punctuation marks. They often do lines of commas like the above too... I wonder what the logic behind this is?

Deebles McBeebles

coolhull wrote: »

"We should do a French job". I'm all in favour of that

By French job she means driving the Hiace over filled with dogs, getting rid of them (however) and filling it to the brim with booze and fags for the sneak back.

For reference please see
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strangers_on_the_Shore

BattleCorp

From the cousin of the poor unfortunate who was shot up in Longford.

Ya he was.. on the news they said he shot a dog and it Rick a shaded and hit a man .. there was no dog shot and now everyone could see blondie being shot..

'Rick a shaded' :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

somesoldiers

BattleCorp wrote: »

'Rick a shaded'

is he still on 2FM?

Gwen Cooper

R.I.P aunt Marylou 9 yrs today feels just like yesterday ill never forget you Fly hi angle hope ur minding mammy up der ❤

JCX BXC

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

R.I.P aunt Marylou 9 yrs today feels just like yesterday ill never forget you Fly hi angle hope ur minding mammy up der ❤

A close deceased friend would have had a birthday today, seeing the fake "miss you" posts on Facebook from people who would have had minimal to no ccontact with this person when they were alive does nothing but anger most of the people who actually knew him.

Very annoying, but testiment to the rather unintelligent society we live in.

Deebles McBeebles

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

R.I.P aunt Marylou 9 yrs today feels just like yesterday ill never forget you Fly hi angle hope ur minding mammy up der ❤

Is that who I think it is?

Gwen Cooper

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Is that who I think it is?

Yes, our favourite source of wisdom!

Deebles McBeebles

A Bill Hicks quote (or at least attributed to him, I can't find or remember it myself) hilariously used to forward an agenda whilst completely missing the irony;

The problem isn't the lack of money, food, water or land....
The problem is that you've given control of these things to a group of greedy psychopaths who care more about maintaining their own power than helping mankind.

From the FB group, Travellers For Travellers

TheChevron

thesandeman

With credit to username: This Fat Girl Runs on YLYL:

RhubarbCrumble

"Fcukin (boyfriend name) breakin he's h**e laughin a me dis mornin cos he wooden take da spider out da room even tho he knows I have iraqnaphobia"

Those pesky Baghdad spiders eh?

Deebles McBeebles

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

"iraqnaphobia"

Those pesky Baghdad spiders eh?

Thread winner.

JCX BXC

Reading comments on an Irish times article

-"Africa have better Housing and Healthcare than this banana Republic"

Full of people agreeing with this statement too. I suppose how can anyone argue against that level of sheer oblivion and stupidity.

Guy:Incognito

JCX BXC wrote: »

Reading comments on an Irish times article

-"Africa have better Housing and Healthcare than this banana Republic"

Full of people agreeing with this statement too. I suppose how can anyone argue against that level of sheer oblivion and stupidity.

They probably post themselves and like posts about how all the Africans are coming here for the free houses too.

ollkiller

JCX BXC wrote: »

Reading comments on an Irish times article

-"Africa have better Housing and Healthcare than this banana Republic"

Full of people agreeing with this statement too. I suppose how can anyone argue against that level of sheer oblivion and stupidity.

This a million times. Any news story about the HSE and it's straight away we have a third world health service. How can you be so thick. As you said there's no point in arguing with someone who is obviously stupid beyond comprehension.

TheChevron

Foweva Awone

Just a warning to all parents doing xmas shopping in town and getting bite to eat weather McDonald's burger king etc me and my partner were in McDonald's on o Connell st yesterday there was Romanians in there getting there own kids to lure kids away from there parents lucky enough girl seen it reported it to staff they shut the doors no1 got in r out till garda came when they did they took Romanians out just watch your kids lucky i had my sienna in buggy

Foweva Awone

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Just a warning to all parents doing xmas shopping in town and getting bite to eat weather McDonald's burger king etc me and my partner were in McDonald's on o Connell st yesterday there was Romanians in there getting there own kids to lure kids away from there parents lucky enough girl seen it reported it to staff they shut the doors no1 got in r out till garda came when they did they took Romanians out just watch your kids lucky i had my sienna in buggy

That happened in limerick no? or is it being posted everywhere lol

giveitholly

"Sienna" jesus the poor child

job seeker

giveitholly wrote: »

"Sienna" jesus the poor child

Sienna is a red/brown colour!