Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

corner of hells

Topical for the day.

"Can some 1 please ask me y michael d higgin s is top of the opinion poll, I've nothing against the lebarcian ! Serious question ??? "

Martina1991

Pherekydes wrote:

Come on peeps, translate...

Leprechaun

Pherekydes

corner of hells wrote: »

Topical for the day.

"Can some 1 please ask me y michael d higgin s is top of the opinion poll, I've nothing against the lebarcian ! Serious question ??? "

Come on peeps, translate...

knucklehead6

On a post advertising 5 day rental of a room in a family home



I have reported you to the omnibus man

Riesen_Meal

knucklehead6 wrote: »

On a post advertising 5 day rental of a room in a family home



I have reported you to the omnibus man

I wonder does the omnibus man watch all his episodes of EastEnders and Coronation Street in one sitting?

One from the newstalk page on FB :

"Don't for get to mention Higgins still calming teacher's pension and the job is still open to him,why"

Be great if someone calmed my pension

RhubarbCrumble

knucklehead6 wrote: »

On a post advertising 5 day rental of a room in a family home



I have reported you to the omnibus man

:D:D

knucklehead6

Fieldog wrote: »

I wonder does the omnibus man watch all his episodes of EastEnders and Coronation Street in one sitting?

He might make the advertiser repost the ad every Sunday.

jprboy

knucklehead6 wrote: »

On a post advertising 5 day rental of a room in a family home



I have reported you to the omnibus man

Many years ago I worked in an organisation where one of the senior executives always referred to this as the omnibudsman :pac:

AndrewJRenko

Fieldog wrote: »

I wonder does the omnibus man watch all his episodes of EastEnders and Coronation Street in one sitting?

One from the newstalk page on FB :

"Don't for get to mention Higgins still calming teacher's pension and the job is still open to him,why"

Be great if someone calmed my pension

There's also the minor issues that;

• Higgins was never a teacher.
• Higgins isn't drawing down the pensions that he is entitled to claim.
• If he was calming a pension, that would mean that he passed retirement age, so how could a job be still open?

You're fake news.

Pherekydes

knucklehead6 wrote: »

I have reported you to the omnibus man

The driver or, dare I say it, the conductor (showing my age)?

kunst nugget

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

There's also the minor issues that;

• Higgins was never a teacher.
• Higgins isn't drawing down the pensions that he is entitled to claim.
• If he was calming a pension, that would mean that he passed retirement age, so how could a job be still open?

You're fake news.

It's not 100% fake news. He wasn't a teacher but a lecturer in NUI Galway and he is actually drawing down a pension from that of €19,000 a year but the job isn't left open for him, he resigned from it in 2001.

https://www.google.ie/amp/s/www.galwaydaily.com/news/president-higgins-still-getting-e19000-nui-galway-pension-while-in-office/amp/

Guy:Incognito

corner of hells wrote: »

Topical for the day.

"Can some 1 please ask me y michael d higgin s is top of the opinion poll, I've nothing against the lebarcian ! Serious question ??? "

Did anyone ask them why he's top of the polls? Not sure they'd know the answer though going by the rest f the post.

Mena Mitty

purpleisafruit wrote: »

It's an Irish name meaning full of suet

Shudda just called her Atora.

RhubarbCrumble

I thought "My little man" and "My little princess" was bad enough, but a friend of mine has recently taken to referring to her daughter (let's call her Chloe) as "Little miss" Examples include:

"That's Little Miss Chloe off to bed now"

"Off to McDonalds cos Little Miss Chloe wants her nuggets"

"Little Miss Chloe is exhausted after a session in soft play"

"Little Miss Chloe all excited cos she's off to the cousins"

"We all know Little Miss Chloe is the bestest dancer" (group shot of kids Irish dancing)

"Little Miss Chloe loves her style" (photo of "Little Miss Chloe" in a new outfit)

On the verge of deleting "Little Miss Chloe" and "Mamma Chloe" (yes, she has called herself this on a few occasions)

Foweva Awone

"He be fine soon poor kid antiebuyodicks kick in god bless himxxxxxxx"

What's that about yer auntie buying dicks?

RhubarbCrumble

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"He be fine soon poor kid antiebuyodicks kick in god bless himxxxxxxx"

Ah, telpis

Foweva Awone

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Ah, telpis

Speaking of, I've seen "telpis" used on Facebook a few times recently without a trace of irony. :eek:

JCX BXC

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Speaking of, I've seen "telpis" used on Facebook a few times recently without a trace of irony. :eek:

I've said it ironically so much that it's actually kind of gotten into my vocabulary.

ilovesmybrick

Don't know if this has been posted yet, but this post has gone viral.

“If you see my dog @ the McDonald’s on shields, quit feeding her fat ass bc she don’t know how to act & be leaving the house all the time to go walking to McDonald’s at night. She’s not even a stray dog. She’s just a gold diggin ass bitch that be acting like she’s a stray so people will feel bad for her & feed her burgers.”

Hector Savage

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

I thought "My little man" and "My little princess" was bad enough, but a friend of mine has recently taken to referring to her daughter (let's call her Chloe) as "Little miss" Examples include:

"That's Little Miss Chloe off to bed now"

"Off to McDonalds cos Little Miss Chloe wants her nuggets"

"Little Miss Chloe is exhausted after a session in soft play"

"Little Miss Chloe all excited cos she's off to the cousins"

"We all know Little Miss Chloe is the bestest dancer" (group shot of kids Irish dancing)

"Little Miss Chloe loves her style" (photo of "Little Miss Chloe" in a new outfit)

On the verge of deleting "Little Miss Chloe" and "Mamma Chloe" (yes, she has called herself this on a few occasions)

I bet they post all sorts of sh1te on how concerned they are for Little Miss Chloes health and well being ....... and post about taking her to McDonalds..

Hector Savage

ilovesmybrick wrote: »

Don't know if this has been posted yet, but this post has gone viral.

“If you see my dog @ the McDonald’s on shields, quit feeding her fat ass bc she don’t know how to act & be leaving the house all the time to go walking to McDonald’s at night. She’s not even a stray dog. She’s just a gold diggin ass bitch that be acting like she’s a stray so people will feel bad for her & feed her burgers.”

That is f*cking Gold!!
The dog takes herself to McDonalds cos she knows she'll be fed!

Like an advanced Pablov experiment!

coolhull

ilovesmybrick wrote: »

Don't know if this has been posted yet, but this post has gone viral.

“If you see my dog @ the McDonald’s on shields, quit feeding her fat ass bc she don’t know how to act & be leaving the house all the time to go walking to McDonald’s at night. She’s not even a stray dog. She’s just a gold diggin ass bitch that be acting like she’s a stray so people will feel bad for her & feed her burgers.”

That's no way to talk about the wife

heretothere

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Speaking of, I've seen "telpis" used on Facebook a few times recently without a trace of irony. :eek:

What does telpis mean?

rawn

"Parents warned to be on the lookout for methamphetamine pills that have been 'stamped' to look like CANDY ahead of Halloween"

Actual headline from the daily mail I've seen shared a few times. Telpis

emeldc

heretothere wrote: »

What does telpis mean?

Gawd Telpis

heretothere

emeldc wrote: »

Gawd Telpis

Help us? Wow I feel old

Deebles McBeebles

heretothere wrote: »

Help us? Wow I feel old

Rubberbandits thing I think. That where I first saw it anyway.

ohnonotgmail

Deebles McBeebles

As a great man once said, "English, mother*cker, do you speak it?"

You might wanna repost without the name btw, don't think that's allowed on here.

orionm_73

Won them at a wedding?.?

Edit. Ah I think it means worn once.