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    #152
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Mr. RED wrote: »
    At the age of 72. Another tear fell from his eye. He wiped it away; took a sip of his gin and thought...

    Winks has a nice ass, as he watched her walk away.


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    #153
    Mr. RED
    Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭Mr. RED


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    Winks has a nice ass as he watched her walk away.

    And with that the streetlights came on and more figures started to appear. Steve hobo and Jeff Hobo brought a table and chairs. Kev and Christopher hobo had champagne and music. Winks and stabby sat together; at the side of the road; drinking champagne and eating sliced ham. The champagne flowed and the music played and a great time was had by all.

    Except; something wasn't as it seemed. A strange though came over Stabby the hobo...


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    #154
    Asarlai
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Asarlai


    "Thank God I took the 4 Viagra his morning", thought Stabby, "I'm raring to go!", and he whipped out his burgeoning manhood


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    #155
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    And beat it to a pulp with a well fingered copy ofthe Koran.


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    #156
    Asarlai
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Asarlai


    The very same koran he had found left behind the tree where he first experienced his burgeoning manhood


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    #157
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Who knew a tree could feel so good... So right...


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    #158
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    Asarlai wrote: »
    The very same koran he had found left behind the tree where he first experienced his burgeoning manhood
    "Damm you Twink, my incessant thoughts of finger ****ing you will send me to hell" he thought as he felt a stiffening in his trousers


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    #159
    SimonTemplar
    Registered Users Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭SimonTemplar


    and then the cage comes down!


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    #160
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    Just then, Zebedee arrived, having felt it was the right time to do so.


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    #161
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    With him, he'd brought a vintage wine, 3 candles, and a bottle of bubble bath


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    #162
    not yet
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    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    With him, he'd brought a vintage wine, 3 candles, and a bottle of bubble bath
    Then he stabbed her to death. All the time repeating...the bad man makes me do it.


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    #163
    Asarlai
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Asarlai


    not yet wrote: »
    Then he stabbed her to death. All the time repeating...the bad man makes me do it.

    Or did he??

    For he felt himself waking up, as if coming out of a dream, and indeed it that's what it was - a dream. As he continued feeling himself, he smiled as he enjoyed the touch of his hand on his manhood - burgeoning right in front of his eyes and releasing just a smidgen of precum.


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    #164
    not yet
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Asarlai wrote: »
    Or did he??

    For he felt himself waking up, as if coming out of a dream, and indeed it that's what it was - a dream. As he continued feeling himself, he smiled as he enjoyed the touch of his hand on his manhood - burgeoning right in front of his eyes and releasing just a smidgen of precum.

    Then he stabbed her to death..


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    #165
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    not yet wrote: »
    Then he stabbed her to death..

    And went off to get a kfc....


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    #166
    Mr. RED
    Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭Mr. RED


    Asarlai wrote: »
    Or did he??

    For he felt himself waking up, as if coming out of a dream, and indeed it that's what it was - a dream. As he continued feeling himself, he smiled as he enjoyed the touch of his hand on his manhood - burgeoning right in front of his eyes and releasing just a smidgen of precum.

    Until a knock on the window interrupted his morning wakening! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!!

    It was Stabby and something that ISN'T sexual or involves stabbing didn't seem right...


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    #167
    Asarlai
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Asarlai


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    And went off to get a kfc....

    No, it didn't seem right.

    It just an erotic smell memory of kfc that woke him up out of his reverie. Yes, that was the Knock. Or was it Croagh Patrick? Or Lourdes? He was almost confused.

    As he continued to self-pleasure himself, the touch of his hand on his burgeoning manhood brought him back to the smell of kfc at the foot of Croagh Partick. He smiled lovingly and continued to self-pleasure. His maths teacher was right....


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    #168
    Heraldoffreeent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Heraldoffreeent


    Asarlai wrote: »
    Or did he??

    His maths teacher was right....

    Or was he................?


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    #169
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    His math teacher was right....two in the hand is indeed worth one in the bush, but then, to his horror he noticed where the kfc aroma was coming from!


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    #170
    Mr. RED
    Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭Mr. RED


    catallus wrote: »
    His math teacher was right....two in the hand is indeed worth one in the bush, but then, to his horror he noticed where the kfc aroma was coming from!

    KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!!

    KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!!

    Stabby was still stood at the window...


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    #171
    Asarlai
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Asarlai


    Yes, he decided, his maths teacher was right.

    He thought of his first class with Sr. Mary Appalachia. He was the only student in his school taking honours maths.

    But Stabby wouldn't go away, he just kept knocking? "Why the f*** wouldn't Stabby just go away, and let him pleasure himself in peace?

    Was that asking too much? Was it??


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    #172
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Just then, the unmistakable sound of a 24 piece KFC value bucket hitting the ground echoed around the entire house. His splooge hitting the wall like KFC gravy at the sheer noise.


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    #173
    Asarlai
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Asarlai


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Just then, the unmistakable sound of a 24 piece KFC value bucket hitting the ground echoed around the entire house. His splooge hitting the wall like KFC gravy at the sheer noise.

    He was in heaven. He couldn't stop. His splooge kept coming and coming. Stabby looked at his friend with a big smile and enjoyed watching his friend's love juice splashing everywhere. His KFC would taste especially good tonight.


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    #174
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Asarlai wrote: »
    He was in heaven. He couldn't stop. His splooge kept coming and coming. Stabby looked at his friend with a big smile and enjoyed watching his friend's love juice splashing everywhere. His KFC would taste especially good tonight.

    It was then that Winks noticed Asarlai standing nearby and she promptly whacked him upside the head with her hockey stick.


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    #175
    Heraldoffreeent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Heraldoffreeent


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    It was then that Winks noticed Asarlai standing nearby and she promptly whacked him upside the head with her hockey stick.

    Or did she..................?


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    #176
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Heraldoffreeent wrote: »
    Or did she..................?

    She certainly did.


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    #177
    Asarlai
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Asarlai


    "Ouch!", cried Asarlai, "plaintively". He had been so engrossed in watching the performance, that he had not seen Winks standing nearby. He knew she was jealous, because Asarlai paid her no attention - she was just a boring dyke.


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    #178
    Heraldoffreeent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Heraldoffreeent


    Asarlai wrote: »
    she was just a boring dyke.

    She certainly was.........


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    #179
    Mr. RED
    Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭Mr. RED


    KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!!

    Stabby hadn't gone away. Stabby was still at the window.

    "Casual homophobia has no place in a modern society" he becried!

    Stabby was a misunderstood type. Sure; he could be violent at times; but he had a softer side. Something didn't seem right. He took a sip from his bottle; wiped a solitary tear from his eye; looked up the sky and thought...


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    #180
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Mr. RED wrote: »
    KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!!

    Stabby hadn't gone away. Stabby was still at the window.

    "Casual homophobia has no place in a modern society" he becried!

    Stabby was a misunderstood type. Sure; he could be violent at times; but he had a softer side. Something didn't seem right. He took a sip from his bottle; wiped a solitary tear from his eye; looked up the sky and thought...

    "That cloud looks like the Hidenburg"


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    #181
    not yet
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Mr. RED wrote: »
    KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!!

    Stabby hadn't gone away. Stabby was still at the window.

    "Casual homophobia has no place in a modern society" he becried!

    Stabby was a misunderstood type. Sure; he could be violent at times; but he had a softer side. Something didn't seem right. He took a sip from his bottle; wiped a solitary tear from his eye; looked up the sky and thought...

    What's the meaning of life...


    Then he stabbed her multiple times..


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