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  • #392
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,871 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Looking under rocks in the desert for the mysterious golden pea which was the power to the...


  • #393
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    rolliepoley wrote: »
    Looking under rocks in the desert for the mysterious golden pea which was the power to the...

    Internet!


  • #394
    Fuzzytrooper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 896 ✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »
    Internet!

    He was secretly the man behind the Hungarian regime and this would give him easy access to apply a tax...despite the obvious logical issues


  • #395
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    And as we all know, tax won't apply itself


  • #396
    LoganRice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭LoganRice


    and then a zebra jumped in through the window and ...


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  • #397
    tightropetom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    LoganRice wrote: »
    and then a zebra jumped in through the window and ...

    said "Hungary? I'm starving", promptly fell on the floor with exhaustion and when the owner of the building said "you can't leave that lyin' there", the zebra said "I'm not a lion, I'm a zebra".


  • #398
    LoganRice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭LoganRice


    This angered the owner of the building, so they caught the zebra with a giant fishing net and flung it into the volcano conveniently beside the building...


  • #399
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    T'would be Zebra steaks for all tonight!


  • #400
    Fuzzytrooper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 896 ✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    T'would be Zebra steaks for all tonight!

    Except for the nearby vegetarians that had gathered as they tend to whenever a tramp and a hat wearing man spring into action. 'Hahaha foolish vegetarians' Trent thought only he thought with words from his mouth instead of in his head.


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