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Let's create a story together

  • 03-09-2014 07:35AM
    #1
    Ibetit
    Site Banned Posts: 180 ✭✭


    Hey guys, Let's create a story together, one person one sentence. See how creative we can be !

    (Like all fairy tale starts) Long time along, there was a beautiful girl live in a castle.

    It's your turn, dear below!


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  • #2
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Ibetit wrote: »
    Hey guys, Let's create a story together, one person one sentence. See how creative we can be !

    (Like all fairy tale starts) Long time along, there was a beautiful girl live in a castle.

    It's your turn, dear below!

    She had a camera phone..


  • #3
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    She had to get a thrill...


  • #4
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    As she was lost in thought there was a knock at the castle door.


  • #5
    Mrs Garth Brooks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    As she was lost in thought there was a knock at the castle door.

    It was an ogre.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    He was hungry so he ate her.


    Fin


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  • #7
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Her piss was black.


  • #8
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    The beautiful lady refused to pay her water tax bill...


  • #9
    Plates
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 925 ✭✭✭Plates


    realies wrote: »
    The beautiful lady refused to pay her water tax bill...

    But that didn't stop her doing the f*cking ice bucket challenge and nominating 3 of her similarly narcissistic friends.


  • #10
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Plates wrote: »
    But that didn't stop her doing the f*cking ice bucket challenge and nominating 3 of her similarly narcissistic friends.

    All of whom failed to use any ice.


  • #11
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    This is turning out to be a cool story...


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  • #12
    Ibetit
    Site Banned Posts: 180 ✭✭Ibetit


    realies wrote: »
    This is turning out to be a cool story...

    too many informations....


  • #13
    melody77998
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8 ✭melody77998


    there are Seven dwarfs live in the castle


  • #14
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    melody77998 wrote: »
    there are Seven dwarfs live in the castle

    They each get to have the princess for one night a week.


  • #15
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    the girls then took turns taking risque selfies and complained as they were leaked onto the internet


  • #16
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    the girls then took turns taking risque selfies and complained as they were leaked onto the internet

    So they decided to set up a porn site called..


  • #17
    Ibetit
    Site Banned Posts: 180 ✭✭Ibetit


    Tilly wrote: »
    So they decided to set up a porn site called..

    Is this our happy ending?


  • #18
    geeksauce
    Closed Accounts Posts: 826 ✭✭✭geeksauce


    Ibetit wrote: »
    Is this our happy ending?

    One of the dwarves said to the girl, who responded no needles this is only the beginning.


  • #19
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    And the rest is another story for another day. Bye bye everybody, bye bye.


  • #20
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    Colette Disgusting Supper wrote: »
    And the rest is another story for another day. Bye bye everybody, bye bye.
    Said one of the princesses as her foofoo was raw...


  • #21
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Meanwhile in Istanbul, Trent had a busy day ahead of him.


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  • #22
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    Meanwhile in Istanbul, Trent had a busy day ahead of him.

    He had to Hoover the house, clean the kitchen, wash the clothes, and make the bed but as he done this he discovered a strange toy under the bed covered in ............


  • #23
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Rice Krispies. He thought this was a job for the police


  • #24
    Tazio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 707 ✭✭✭Tazio


    ... so he picked up the phone and called Sting... who said scrape off the Rice Krispies and then twist the top off to reveale a ............


  • #25
    Professional Griefer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,116 ✭✭✭Professional Griefer


    Tazio wrote: »
    ... so he picked up the phone and called Sting... who said scrape off the Rice Krispies and then twist the top off to reveale a ............

    ..Gushing Granny.


  • #26
    fizzypish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    ...Bag of golden wonders


  • #27
    Ibetit
    Site Banned Posts: 180 ✭✭Ibetit


    and what? you guys are really fabulous, waiting for update!!!


  • #28
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    And then she got Ebola!


  • #29
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    smash wrote: »
    And then she got Ebola!
    On her fandola


  • #30
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    It didn't smell or look great


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  • #31
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    But she proudly had it on display nonetheless


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