Let's create a story together

Ibetit

Hey guys, Let's create a story together, one person one sentence. See how creative we can be !

(Like all fairy tale starts) Long time along, there was a beautiful girl live in a castle.

It's your turn, dear below!

Mr.Crinklewood

Ibetit wrote: »

Hey guys, Let's create a story together, one person one sentence. See how creative we can be !

(Like all fairy tale starts) Long time along, there was a beautiful girl live in a castle.

It's your turn, dear below!

She had a camera phone..

Gongoozler

She had to get a thrill...

LizzieJones

As she was lost in thought there was a knock at the castle door.

Mrs Garth Brooks

LizzieJones wrote: »

As she was lost in thought there was a knock at the castle door.

It was an ogre.

He was hungry so he ate her.


Fin

stefan idiot jones

Her piss was black.

Sunnyisland

The beautiful lady refused to pay her water tax bill...

Plates

realies wrote: »

The beautiful lady refused to pay her water tax bill...

But that didn't stop her doing the f*cking ice bucket challenge and nominating 3 of her similarly narcissistic friends.

Turtyturd

Plates wrote: »

But that didn't stop her doing the f*cking ice bucket challenge and nominating 3 of her similarly narcissistic friends.

All of whom failed to use any ice.

Sunnyisland

This is turning out to be a cool story...

Ibetit

realies wrote: »

This is turning out to be a cool story...

too many informations....

melody77998

there are Seven dwarfs live in the castle

wazky

melody77998 wrote: »

there are Seven dwarfs live in the castle

They each get to have the princess for one night a week.

Robsweezie

the girls then took turns taking risque selfies and complained as they were leaked onto the internet

Tilly

Robsweezie wrote: »

the girls then took turns taking risque selfies and complained as they were leaked onto the internet

So they decided to set up a porn site called..

Ibetit

Tilly wrote: »

So they decided to set up a porn site called..

Is this our happy ending?

geeksauce

Ibetit wrote: »

Is this our happy ending?

One of the dwarves said to the girl, who responded no needles this is only the beginning.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

And the rest is another story for another day. Bye bye everybody, bye bye.

Tilly

Colette Disgusting Supper wrote: »

And the rest is another story for another day. Bye bye everybody, bye bye.

Said one of the princesses as her foofoo was raw...

Donkey Oaty

Meanwhile in Istanbul, Trent had a busy day ahead of him.

dodderangler

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Meanwhile in Istanbul, Trent had a busy day ahead of him.

He had to Hoover the house, clean the kitchen, wash the clothes, and make the bed but as he done this he discovered a strange toy under the bed covered in ............

MonkeyTennis

Rice Krispies. He thought this was a job for the police

Tazio

... so he picked up the phone and called Sting... who said scrape off the Rice Krispies and then twist the top off to reveale a ............

Professional Griefer

Tazio wrote: »

... so he picked up the phone and called Sting... who said scrape off the Rice Krispies and then twist the top off to reveale a ............

..Gushing Granny.

fizzypish

...Bag of golden wonders

Ibetit

and what? you guys are really fabulous, waiting for update!!!

smash

And then she got Ebola!

Tilly

smash wrote: »

And then she got Ebola!

On her fandola

Cee-Jay-Cee

It didn't smell or look great

lukesmom

But she proudly had it on display nonetheless

shrewd

So she decided to go and see the doctor but on her way...

Donkey Oaty

I met her in a club down in old Soho / Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cola cola

lukesmom

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola

Senna

shrewd wrote: »

So she decided to go and see the doctor but on her way...

...she ran into a plumber who had a massive tool......

Tilly

lukesmom wrote: »

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola

with the fanny ebola. She introduced me to her...

Donkey Oaty

Tilly wrote: »

She introduced me to her...

...new range of south-west African breakfast cereal, Granola from Angola™.

lukesmom

So she hopped into the back seat of a passing corolla

Turtyturd

And said to the driver...'I f*cking hate rhyming.'

smash

So she began to reminisce about this exact thread that was done over and over in TCN years ago.

I Heart Internet

smash wrote: »

So she began to reminisce about this exact thread that was done over and over in TCN years ago.

That made her feel old, so she decided to go to Ireland's premier over 30s music festival in Stropshaven Co. Leitrim.

smash

And it was 90's night so she popped a few mitsis and got finger banged in the corner of the disco!

Tilly

smash wrote: »

And it was 90's night so she popped a few mitsis and got finger banged in the corner of the disco!

Which passed her ebola infected fanny puss on to the next girl that was finger banged by that lovely gent.

karlkavo

By Prince Charming who was really a butch lesbian wearing docs and a key chain cause that's what men wear!

smash

But she didn't care because this was her time! It's now or never! She'd never won beat the slut back in the day so she was on a mission...

karlkavo

Meanwhile back at the castle, Grumpy the dwarf was feeling Happy!

Andrewf20

He realised the green bin was actually collected by greyhound yesterday after all. But when he looked inside it, he couldnt believe what he saw at the bottom...

catallus

"What is this witchcraft?" he said as he peered in wonder inside the bin.

"How did I get in here?"

Carson10

upon returning home, her feet had only made a 'crunch' on the cream gravel driveway when she noticed that the castle her father had bought during the Celtic tiger had been repossessed by NAMA. She read the eviction notice, and frowned. They had given her no time to remove her personal belongings, her ipad, ipod and and her treasured pictures from her gap year in Thailand building houses for charity were all locked inside.

Wandering around to the side of the castle she noticed her Mini was gone. How could this be she pondered. She had owned the Mini for nearly 6 years. Her father had purchased the mini with chilli pack from Joe Duffy Mini back in 2008 for her 21st bday while she was still studying Business & Arts in UCD. She quickly went to grab her ifone from her clutch bag but remembered she had misplaced it during the nite somewhere between Krystal and getting a taxi near Grafton Street. Annabell had never found herself in this situation before. She heard rumors of daddy having financial difficulty but knew the site he bought in 2009 on the edge of killiney hill would see them straight.........What would she do, it was only 4 weeks until she set off for another gap year in San Fran.

smash

"You're not in here you daft bastard... did you swap brains with dopey or are you stoned on anti-depressants again? It's me" shouted Sneezy from inside the bin.

Tilly

I'm very confused said Tilly Sleepy/Dopey