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Let's create a story together

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  • 03-09-2014 7:35am
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    Ibetit
    Site Banned Posts: 180 ✭✭


    Hey guys, Let's create a story together, one person one sentence. See how creative we can be !

    (Like all fairy tale starts) Long time along, there was a beautiful girl live in a castle.

    It's your turn, dear below!


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    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,424 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Ibetit wrote: »
    Hey guys, Let's create a story together, one person one sentence. See how creative we can be !

    (Like all fairy tale starts) Long time along, there was a beautiful girl live in a castle.

    It's your turn, dear below!

    She had a camera phone..


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    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    She had to get a thrill...


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    #4
    LizzieJones
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    As she was lost in thought there was a knock at the castle door.


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    Mrs Garth Brooks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    As she was lost in thought there was a knock at the castle door.

    It was an ogre.


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    [Deleted User]
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    He was hungry so he ate her.


    Fin


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    stefan idiot jones
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    Her piss was black.


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    Sunnyisland
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    The beautiful lady refused to pay her water tax bill...


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    Plates
    Registered Users Posts: 925 ✭✭✭Plates


    realies wrote: »
    The beautiful lady refused to pay her water tax bill...

    But that didn't stop her doing the f*cking ice bucket challenge and nominating 3 of her similarly narcissistic friends.


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    Turtyturd
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    Plates wrote: »
    But that didn't stop her doing the f*cking ice bucket challenge and nominating 3 of her similarly narcissistic friends.

    All of whom failed to use any ice.


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    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    This is turning out to be a cool story...


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    #12
    Ibetit
    Site Banned Posts: 180 ✭✭Ibetit


    realies wrote: »
    This is turning out to be a cool story...

    too many informations....


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    #13
    melody77998
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    there are Seven dwarfs live in the castle


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    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    melody77998 wrote: »
    there are Seven dwarfs live in the castle

    They each get to have the princess for one night a week.


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    Robsweezie
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    the girls then took turns taking risque selfies and complained as they were leaked onto the internet


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    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    the girls then took turns taking risque selfies and complained as they were leaked onto the internet

    So they decided to set up a porn site called..


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    #17
    Ibetit
    Site Banned Posts: 180 ✭✭Ibetit


    Tilly wrote: »
    So they decided to set up a porn site called..

    Is this our happy ending?


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    geeksauce
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    Ibetit wrote: »
    Is this our happy ending?

    One of the dwarves said to the girl, who responded no needles this is only the beginning.


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    And the rest is another story for another day. Bye bye everybody, bye bye.


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    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    Colette Disgusting Supper wrote: »
    And the rest is another story for another day. Bye bye everybody, bye bye.
    Said one of the princesses as her foofoo was raw...


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    Donkey Oaty
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    Meanwhile in Istanbul, Trent had a busy day ahead of him.


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    dodderangler
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    Donkey Oaty wrote: »
    Meanwhile in Istanbul, Trent had a busy day ahead of him.

    He had to Hoover the house, clean the kitchen, wash the clothes, and make the bed but as he done this he discovered a strange toy under the bed covered in ............


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    #23
    MonkeyTennis
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    Rice Krispies. He thought this was a job for the police


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    #24
    Tazio
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    ... so he picked up the phone and called Sting... who said scrape off the Rice Krispies and then twist the top off to reveale a ............


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    #25
    Professional Griefer
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    Tazio wrote: »
    ... so he picked up the phone and called Sting... who said scrape off the Rice Krispies and then twist the top off to reveale a ............

    ..Gushing Granny.


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    #26
    fizzypish
    Registered Users Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    ...Bag of golden wonders


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    #27
    Ibetit
    Site Banned Posts: 180 ✭✭Ibetit


    and what? you guys are really fabulous, waiting for update!!!


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    #28
    smash
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    And then she got Ebola!


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    #29
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    smash wrote: »
    And then she got Ebola!
    On her fandola


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    Cee-Jay-Cee
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    It didn't smell or look great


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    lukesmom
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    But she proudly had it on display nonetheless


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