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gerrybbadd · 09-09-2014 12:09PM

Trent, surprised at this fool's foolhardy comments, had to reply. Achmed didn't even get the chance to wonder where it all went wrong - Trent was upon him, like a baby monkey on a pig's back.

Fuzzytrooper · 09-09-2014 12:24PM

"Get off me Trent!" The man shouted. Trent wondered how the man knew his name as he casually snapped the barber's neck with a reflex he learned from watching baby monkeys hunting pigs.

stefan idiot jones · 09-09-2014 01:36PM

Trent was well known in the Turkish gay community as the 'selfish one'.
It was said that Trent would never do a reacharound. He just shot his muck over the gigalos back then would leave without even a thank you.

gerrybbadd · 09-09-2014 01:44PM

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Trent was well known in the Turkish gay community as the 'selfish one'.
It was said that Trent would never do a reacharound. He just shot his muck over the gigalos back then would leave without even a thank you.

How could it be that the final thing that flashed through the Gay Turkish Barber's mind was incorrect - "ah ha" uttered Trent - there must have been a double out there, pretending to be Trent. "Bent perhaps", laughed Trent, as he picked up his hat from the ground, and placed it up on his head.

Fuzzytrooper · 09-09-2014 02:17PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

How could it be that the final thing that flashed through the Gay Turkish Barber's mind was incorrect - "ah ha" uttered Trent - there must have been a double out there, pretending to be Trent. "Bent perhaps", laughed Trent, as he picked up his hat from the ground, and placed it up on his head.

'The game is afoot Stabby' Trent said to his companion. 'Our search for my cunningly hansome double starts at...'

Heraldoffreeent · 09-09-2014 03:00PM

Fuzzytrooper wrote: »

'The game is afoot Stabby' Trent said to his companion. 'Our search for my cunningly hansome double starts at...'

...............Supermacs?

dgt · 09-09-2014 03:04PM

Heraldoffreeent wrote: »

...............Supermacs?

Bedazzled by this new light, Trent battled through the effluent and slush. His clunge wellies intact, manhood in one piece, just. H made it to the counter, exasperated by offers of fellatio and fornication.

"Give me a muffin, microwaved with ice cream. I want to see it smothered. Don't hold back on the sprinkles, just let it all out"

gerrybbadd · 09-09-2014 03:06PM

Trent had obviously become disoriented by Linda Martin's hideousness, given that they were currently in Supermacs.

Stabby was less than impressed. So he suggested to Trent that maybe they should head to the Bum Bum Club down in little Turkey, where the barber originated from...

Fuzzytrooper · 09-09-2014 04:50PM

"I have a cousin down there Trent" Stabby said. "Donner McHobo. Maybe he heard something"

gerrybbadd · 09-09-2014 05:11PM

Donner was the image of Brian Dobson, but a good 2 foot shorter. Known locally as a short tempered, straight shooting dwarf, Donner was not one to be trifled with.

Heraldoffreeent · 09-09-2014 05:36PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Donner was the image of Brian Dobson, but a good 2 foot shorter. Known locally as a short tempered, straight shooting dwarf, Donner was not one to be trifled with.

Alas, his English was very very limited, in fact he only had five words which he screamed rather than spoke "YELL NEVER BEEEEET DE BO-ES" he'd scream incessantly, these were words he'd learnt from a ballybough hair stylist named Mar-teeeeeeee-nahhhhhhh, whom he'd met on the first day of her holidays in Kusadasi in 05, Donner had managed to make her orgasm 5 and sometimes 10 times a day for the two weeks of her holiday, and each time she sprayed she'd shout it out for the whole apartment complex to hear.Donner was proud of his accomplishment, as this was no mean feat for a pooR, downtrodden, Turkish,gay amputee.

Fuzzytrooper · 09-09-2014 07:33PM

Heraldoffreeent wrote: »

Alas, his English was very very limited, in fact he only had five words which he screamed rather than spoke "YELL NEVER BEEEEET DE BO-ES" he'd scream incessantly, these were words he'd learnt from a ballybough hair stylist named Mar-teeeeeeee-nahhhhhhh, whom he'd met on the first day of her holidays in Kusadasi in 05, Donner had managed to make her orgasm 5 and sometimes 10 times a day for the two weeks of her holiday, and each time she sprayed she'd shout it out for the whole apartment complex to hear.Donner was proud of his accomplishment, as this was no mean feat for a pooR, downtrodden, Turkish,gay amputee.

Fortunately Stabby was able to communicate with his cousin using the ancient and mysterious language known only as Trampeeze

gerrybbadd · 09-09-2014 09:56PM

"Tum bo Lee toe set ah moe jah" explained Stabby. "Hey jumbo jumbo"

His cousin smiled a wry smile, shook his head and said "ooh eeh, ooh ah ah, tang tang, wallah wallah bing bang"

stefan idiot jones · 10-09-2014 02:44AM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

His cousin smiled a wry smile, shook his head and said "ooh eeh, ooh ah ah, tang tang, wallah wallah bing bang"

Which translated to 'your mother cooks socks in hell you diseased sperm of a mountain goat'.
To which he grabbed the bottle of flat piss like Heineken from his grubby grasp, held it by the neck, smashed the bottom on the floor and repeatedly stabbed his retarded urine soaked cousin in the eyes whilst humming Paloma Faiths single 'only love can hurt like this'.

djflawless · 10-09-2014 02:55AM

And then they went, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

How many pages??:)

Wailin · 10-09-2014 03:34AM

Suddenly there was a thunderous bang on the door. An authoritive voice boomed "LADS, LAY OFF THE ****ING HEROIN AND **** OFF TO BED YE LOOPERS......"

Bafucin · 10-09-2014 03:56AM

Wailin wrote: »

Suddenly there was a thunderous bang on the door. An authoritive voice boomed "LADS, LAY OFF THE ****ING HEROIN AND **** OFF TO BED YE LOOPERS......"

how did you know???

Ibetit · 10-09-2014 04:16AM

pass by...Hi you guys, and good bye

Ibetit · 10-09-2014 04:16AM

Just have fun here

candy-gal1 · 10-09-2014 04:59AM

They shouted back "no were not taking our sneakers off cos were all sneakers otoole"

I need to go to bed! lol

not yet · 10-09-2014 07:46AM

Sadly the next morning they were both found stabbed to death...

Rawr · 10-09-2014 07:55AM

The Garda forensic team had arrived early that morning after the alarm was raised by the Breakfast Bap delivery boy.

In a statement the boy had said: "It looked very stabby in there loike. Loike they wer feck'in murdered or som'ting"

After tweeting the emergency services, the Gardai arrived and discovered the previous night's carnage. The only clues available were a half-eaten packet of King Cheese and Onion crisps, and a poor quality print of a Ryanair ticket. The destination was difficult to make out...

gerrybbadd · 10-09-2014 08:53AM

... Trent had somehow made it out alive. By having his doppleganger cousin Bent take a stabbing for him, Trent was able to sneak out of the melee, and escape on the big Ryanair jet to Morocco.

Fuzzytrooper · 10-09-2014 09:26AM

He stepped off the plane and who was waiting for him in the departure lounge than his good friend Stabby McHobo. Trent raised an eyebrow like a drawbridge raising in a particularly rugged way. "I am impressed Stabby but no time for timewasting. We must..."

Heraldoffreeent · 10-09-2014 09:38AM

Fuzzytrooper wrote: »

He stepped off the plane and who was waiting for him in the departure lounge than his good friend Stabby McHobo. Trent raised an eyebrow like a drawbridge raising in a particularly rugged way. "I am impressed Stabby but no time for timewasting. We must..."

...................Find Supermacs?

gerrybbadd · 10-09-2014 09:46AM

Heraldoffreeent wrote: »

...................Find Supermacs?

"Don't be silly, you silly man", said Stabby. Just then, Pat MCDonagh, creator extraordinare came strutting through departures, like a duck with diarrhea.

"Howaye Lads", said Pat. "I'm here in Morroco to open a new branch - SuperMorroc's"

Heraldoffreeent · 10-09-2014 11:33AM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

"Don't be silly, you silly man", said Stabby. Just then, Pat MCDonagh, creator extraordinare came strutting through departures, like a duck with diarrhea.

"Howaye Lads", said Pat. "I'm here in Morroco to open a new branch - SuperMorroc's"

Inshallah

gerrybbadd · 10-09-2014 12:09PM

Heraldoffreeent wrote: »

"Inshallah!!!!!!"

Cried the turban headed terrorist, as he came running down towards the 3 heroes in the airport lobby. Around him was strapped a bomb!!! How he got beyond airport security, is a mystery.

Fuzzytrooper · 10-09-2014 12:45PM

Maybe it was the look in his eye, or maybe it was because he was running towards them with a bomb, but Trent suspected that the man wanted to hurt and/or kill them. "I suspect he might want to hurt us" Trent said calmly like a quite calm person talking about how the milk man might deliver milk to their house tomorrow.

stefan idiot jones · 10-09-2014 12:48PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Cried the turban headed terrorist, as he came running down towards the 3 heroes in the airport lobby. Around him was strapped a bomb!!! How he got beyond airport security, is a mystery.

But the rag headed twat had strapped a 'bath' bomb to himself. At least in the next life he will smell sweet.

The airport security cut him in half with machine gun fire just as Michael Barrymore entered the room with a dirty sh*tty fist.

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