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    #62
    krystal07
    Registered Users Posts: 6 ✭krystal07


    wow,I think there will appear a prince and witch~~also have Seven Dwarfs.
    eeee.....This reminds me of the story of Snow White.


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    #63
    chrissb8
    Registered Users Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭chrissb8


    Thought she as she looked for an alternative form of transportation. Then "SWOOOSH" as her elbow came down as she smashed the window of a 2002 ford fiesta and jumped in the car to start it. Her bleary eyes took sometime to focus and the sweat beads would not look all that nice to prince charming. In actuality she was strung out in a windowless phonebox od'ing and hallucinating all this.


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    #64
    LoveLamps
    Registered Users Posts: 781 ✭✭✭LoveLamps


    That's when the copper came along and said 'are ya alright miss' in a thick Kerry accent


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    #65
    Jurassic Cyclist 24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Jurassic Cyclist 24


    She then punched him in the nose


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    #66
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    He then kicked her in the gee.


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    #67
    Heraldoffreeent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Heraldoffreeent


    Wow!! He loves me she thought, and arranged to meet him in coppers later.......


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    #68
    on the river
    Registered Users Posts: 1,527 ✭✭✭on the river


    Shifted him and then did the deed on top of a moving luas when suddenly...


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    #69
    delw
    Registered Users Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭delw


    when suddenly a person on drugs comes out of nowhere & says " any spare change bud"


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    #70
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    delw wrote: »
    when suddenly a person on drugs comes out of nowhere & says " any spare change bud"
    Don't speak about me like I'm not in the room!


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    #71
    Ibetit
    Site Banned Posts: 180 ✭✭Ibetit


    suddenly many coins come out from her pocket


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    #72
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Ibetit wrote: »
    suddenly many coins come out from her pocket

    Taken by the wiley tramp that had snuck up behind her


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    #73
    Flippyfloppy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭Flippyfloppy


    At least a million. Suddenly the whole street was covered in gold coins and people were screaming. Some in delight at seeing all of this lootable gold, others were muffled, painful screams of those trapped under the searing weight of the gold.


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    #74
    paulbok
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭paulbok


    The local cash for gold kiosk immediately slashed it's prices.


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    #75
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    paulbok wrote: »
    The local cash for gold kiosk immediately slashed it's prices.

    And stabby the hobo decided to buy up shares in boards.ie with his new found wealth


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    #76
    natome121276
    Registered Users Posts: 4 ✭natome121276


    suddenly come five robbers, and they decide to divide the money and share like this....


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    #77
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    natome121276 wrote: »
    suddenly come five robbers, and they decide to divide the money and share like this....
    They each brought their wlves along, turned them upside down and poured the loot into their foo-foos, the one with the largest got the most.


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    #78
    Flippyfloppy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭Flippyfloppy


    What with all the looting it didn't take long for the squished people to be found & subsequently robbed of any valuables too


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    #79
    Ibetit
    Site Banned Posts: 180 ✭✭Ibetit


    That's interesting!hey guys, how about we change the rule,and play another game!
    natome121276 wrote: »
    suddenly come five robbers, and they decide to divide the money and share like this....


    So they decide to devide the money like this:
    1. Draw lots to decide the order of the game(as NO.1，2，3，4，5)
    2. No.1 firstly proposes an allocation scheme,and then the other 4 vote to decide if it's practical. If half or more robbers vote, they shall practice it, or NO.1 will be killed. After that, the rest can be done in the same rule, so NO.2 may propose his allocation scheme....
    We've alreadt known:
    1. Every robber is smart enough
    2.when propose a scheme or hands up to vote, they follow these rules: save their lives first; and under the premise of life saved, their want to get more money as possible; if the money they get is fixed, giving priority to kill the others.

    Ask:
    which scheme the NO.1 should propose to get more profit?


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    #80
    paulbok
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭paulbok


    Stabby the hobo then set off with his favourite dagger to find Ibetit for ruining everything.


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    #81
    Heraldoffreeent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Heraldoffreeent


    Thats the end of that then.


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    #82
    paulbok
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭paulbok


    Said Stabby the hobo, cleaning off his favourite dagger on the fresh corpse of Ibetit.


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    #83
    Heraldoffreeent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Heraldoffreeent


    "Now to find that skanky heroin junky the cop was banging, she had great top tens" he thought.


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    #84
    Merkin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    But then checked himself hastily, he'd only just been released and prison had been hell.


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    #85
    Ibetit
    Site Banned Posts: 180 ✭✭Ibetit


    seems like you guys don't like this game,right?


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    #86
    Mr. RED
    Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭Mr. RED


    Ibetit wrote: »
    seems like you guys don't like this game,right?

    Thought Ibetit as he drifted in and out of consciousness. There was hope yet; he could hear an ambulance...


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    #87
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    And she blew her load


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    #88
    Mr. RED
    Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭Mr. RED


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    And she blew her load

    Or should I say - blew her nose; because now that bleeding had stopped and Ibetit had regained consciousness; the paramedic could now safely blow her nose without putting Ibetit's life in any further danger. He was patched up and dropped off at the corner; with one thing on his mind...


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    #89
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Mr. RED wrote: »
    Or should I say - blew her nose; because now that bleeding had stopped and Ibetit had regained consciousness; the paramedic could now safely blow her nose without putting Ibetit's life in any further danger. He was patched up and dropped off at the corner; with one thing on his mind...

    Did he remember to pay his tv license fee?


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    #90
    Pawn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭Pawn


    wtf.


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    #91
    Mr. RED
    Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭Mr. RED


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    Did he remember to pay his tv license fee?

    He just couldn't remember. I mean he COULD have; but how could he be sure? The post office could have been closed that day. Maybe he had paid for it but had mislaid it. Something wasn't sitting right. There was a menace in the air. He had to get home quick to look for his TV license. He set off running home in purposeful and determined manner. It was dark; a little too dark. Some of the street lights were out; which was strange because they usually work great. He was about 100 meters from his front door when he saw a shadow move up ahead.

    All of a sudden out of the hedges came a figure. Who was it? What was it?

    Who are you?

    Identify yourself!!

    Ibetit took out his phone to use the handy torch feature modern phones have; and shone the light into the face of the mysterious stranger in front of him. No! No it couldn't....No!!!

    Stabby the hobo!!

    Stabby took out a big leg of ham and started cutting slices for them both to eat!! The streetlights came on and more figures started to appear. Steve hobo and Jeff Hobo brought a table and chairs. Kev and Christopher hobo and champagne and music. Ibetit and stabby sat together; at the side of the road; drinking champagne and eating sliced ham. The champagne flowed and the music played and a great time was had by all.

    Except; something wasn't as it seemed. A strange though came over Stabby the hobo...


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