Dental plan!

Ipso · 07-07-2017 10:00pm

That's why your the judge and I'm the law talking guy.

I've argued in front of almost every judge in Springfield, often as a lawyer.

EagererBeaver · 09-07-2017 7:53am

This is nothing but dead white male bashing from a PC thug. It's women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.

Realt Dearg Sec · 09-07-2017 2:48pm

And then she called me a PC thug!
Oh honey, I've been called a greasy thug before too, and it never stops hurting!

RobbingBandit · 09-07-2017 4:32pm

ohnonotgmail · 12-07-2017 10:22am

"Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning."
"Tell him yourself. You're ignoring Lisa, not Bart."

P.Walnuts · 13-07-2017 12:10am

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

"Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning."
"Tell him yourself. You're ignoring Lisa, not Bart."

Ya gonna dunk your sausage in the syrup homeboy

Dirty Dingus McGee · 15-07-2017 12:47pm

“Do you think I could get a copy of it?” – Homer

“Sorry, darlin’, all my songs are up here: I’m Basting a Turkey with My Tears, Don’t Look Up My Dress Unless You Mean It, I’m Sick of Your Lying Lips and False Teeth.” – Lurleen

Realt Dearg Sec · 19-07-2017 12:54am

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. Well I say there are some things we don't want to know! Important things!

I posted the above quote in a thinly veiled anti science thread and it went over the next poster's head. Decided instead of explaining to the reference to them, I would just come here, and complain where people understand...

https://www.boards.ie/b/thread/2057651167/17#104122542

wnolan1992 · 19-07-2017 1:40pm

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING HUGE FLAWS, THAT I DON'T WORK ON!

Unpossible · 19-07-2017 2:25pm

Anyway we can't afford to pay the voice actors on itchy and scratchy, so I'm doing the voices myself, roll it.
I'm a cat, walking down the street swinging my arms. Look a lady made of dynamite.. wait I don't know that yet. How about a smooch? KABLOOWY.
Here comes the mouse, whatsisname, that was me that done that, but it ain't enough so here's this. That's what you get for ah... I dunno, messin with my wife, and it goes on.

Ipso · 19-07-2017 5:10pm

Homer turns up for his recording for the debut of Poochie.

So is this episode going out live?
No, it puts too much of a strain on the writers wrists.

EagererBeaver · 20-07-2017 10:09am

These had me in tears

joHwH5

suicide_circus · 20-07-2017 9:14pm

Sr. Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.

Dirty Dingus McGee · 20-07-2017 9:19pm

"I hate every ape I see from ChimpanA to Chimpan-Z"

The only disappointing thing about that episode is that it didn't inspire somebody to turn the small bits of Stop the Planet of the Apes. I Want to Get Off! into a fully fledged broadway show.

myshirt · 20-07-2017 9:31pm

Let's get this party back on track!

Lisa needs braces!!

Dental Plan!

Ipso · 20-07-2017 9:59pm

This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy

pumpkin4life · 20-07-2017 10:34pm

Dirty Dingus McGee · 20-07-2017 11:07pm

Hey fun boy's, get a room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cnq5mCau9s

punisher5112 · 20-07-2017 11:46pm

I just made my last payment.....

Realt Dearg Sec · 21-07-2017 12:38am

Listen Spielbergo, Shindler and I are like peas in a pod. We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis. But mine worked dammit!

Dirty Dingus McGee · 21-07-2017 12:45am

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

Listen Spielbergo, Shindler and I are like peas in a pod. We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis. But mine worked dammit!

Spielbergo was good, but he could never create a masterpiece like this.