Dental plan!

DubDJ

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Anyone seen any of these Simpsons "****posts" some Australian lads are putting up on Facebook and Instagram? Some of them are ingenious.

Rockbottom is the page a lot of them come from.

Riddle101

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Anyone seen any of these Simpsons "****posts" some Australian lads are putting up on Facebook and Instagram? Some of them are ingenious.

Yep, I saw them. Posted a few of them on boards a couple of times too.

marcbrophy

Riddle101 wrote: »

Yep, I saw them. Posted a few of them on boards a couple of times too.

I used love see them in YLYL, always thanked them too

What was their source? I could never find it!

RobbingBandit

Grandpa Simpson: The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it.

Ulysses Gaze

Principal Skinner: "I'm telling you people, the earth revolves around the sun."

Abe Simpson: “Burn him!”

Photographer: " What a story!"

Abe Simpson: "You've stolen my Soul!"

Glenster

You mean you got all that juice from just one bag of oranges?

Rawr

Simpsons' Jump'ed the Shark song...

Ullman shorts, Christmas show,
Marge's fling, Homer's bro,
Bart in well, Flanders fails,
Whacking Snakes, Monorail,

Mr. Plow, Homer space,
Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
Lisa's future, Selma's hubby,
Marge not proud, Homer chubby,

Homer worries Bart is gay,
Poochie, U2, NRA,
Hippies, Vegas and Japan
Octuplets and Bart's boy band,

Marge murmurs, Maude croaks,
Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes,
Maggie blows Burns away,
What else do I have to say?!

They'll Never Stop The Simpsons!
Have no fears, we've got stories for years, like
Marge becomes a robot,
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone, has Bart ever owned a bear?

Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding?
Where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo...
Sorry for the clip show.
Have no fears, we've got stories for years!

HalloweenJack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6YSvA_9k5U

paddylonglegs

Rawr wrote: »

They'll Never Stop The Simpsons!
Have no fears, we've got stories for years, like
Marge becomes a robot,
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone, has Bart ever owned a bear?

Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding?
Where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo...
Sorry for the clip show.
Have no fears, we've got stories for years!

Ha, never heard that but good to see them having a go at themselves. They obviously realise themselves it should've ended 15 years ago!

Rawr

(Leopold approaches the podium and the students gasp at his threatening presence)

Leopold: All right you little punks, prick up your freakin' ears, because I'm only gonna say this once. From now on, things are gonna be very, very different around here... (the students gasp, and he quickly changes to a cheerful demeanor) ...with your new principal, Ned Flanders!

Flanders: Well, tippety-top of the A.M. to every-good-body here. As chairman of the PTA, I am de-diddley-lighted to take over here and I think I can put the "pal" back in "principal."
(The kids cheer)

Superintendent Chalmers: And I'll put the "super" back in "superintendent"!
(The kids stare blankly)

Jimbo: Uh, yeah, uh, I was wondering, do you, er, what's your policy on, uh, lunch?

Flanders: Well, let me just say I want to put the "stew" back in "students".
[everyone laughs]

Superintendent Chalmers: It's just a damn popularity contest with you kids!
(Storms off)

Leopold: Now look what you've done, you little freaks!

Rawr

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Ha, never heard that but good to see them having a go at themselves. They obviously realise themselves it should've ended 15 years ago!

What's worse is that this song was during the credits of yet another inexcusable clip show (which they apologize for in the song). They tried to frame it as a half-hearted Forrest Gump parody (over 10 years after that film came out), but that just fell flat.

pumpkin4life

The "oh no!" Lenny and Carl bit is one of my favorite moments in the whole show.

EagererBeaver

I sleep in a race car, do you?

Sarz91

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

pumpkin4life

*

You like Kirk Van Houten?

Um, he's okay.

His early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when 'Two Spaghetti Meals in One Day' came out in '92, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Kirk has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

In '96, Van Houten released this; 'Can I Borrow A Feeling', his most accomplished album. I think his undisputed masterpiece is the title track. A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about Van Houten himself.

HEY HOMER! TRY SLEEPING IN A BIG BED WITH YOUR WIFE NOW YOU STUPID F***ING BASTARD!

*From Rock Bottom's facebook:D:D

Milivojevic

Homer (to Marge): You can't kick me out, it'll cause a miscount in the census.

brevity

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No, he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: He probably misses his old glasses

Ulysses Gaze

"Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without."

Sarz91

"THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL BLACKHEART! THAT WASN'T PARRRTTTT!"

DubDJ

Prison Review Board: Don't you have a tattoo that says "die Bart, die"?

Sideshow Bob: No that's German for "Thee Bart, Thee".

Prison Review Board: Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man.

Dirty Dingus McGee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huiuUxdBmKw

"The Lincoln Squirrel has been assassinated. We'll stay with this story all night if we have to"

HalloweenJack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiVaU2CLxjQ

ohnonotgmail

"I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Superintendent Chalmers is at home, crying like a little girl!"

Dirty Dingus McGee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfxabSYFs88

"The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"

Nerdkiller1991

Sarz91

- Marge: I don't know if that tape is working. You ate 3 deserts tonight.

- Homer: forbearance is the watchword. That triumvirate of twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve.

- Marge: there's another thing I've been wanting to talk to you about.

- Homer: Tut tut gentle Marge. For here in the boudoir , the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary.

valoren

Bart shakes up a Duff beer can on a paint mixer.

“Hey, kid, that’s for customers only!”
“Did you know there’s a guy outside handing out free stridex pads?”
“Wow, I’m in pizzaface paradise!”
“Moron.”



I just love the delivery of 'Moron!'.

Ulysses Gaze

"Apu, if it makes you feel any better, I've learned that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead." - Homer

Dirty Dingus McGee

The Mayor, Starring Homer Simpson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=modwWKIl2nw

letsseehere14

Roads closed, pipes frozen, albinos.........virtually invisible.
The Weather Service has upgraded Springfields blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm".

I don't like the sound of that "Class 3".