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    #8612
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,850 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Hmmm, not sure how I feel about that last one.
    Yeah I never like the jokes in later episodes.

    Am I so out of touch?
    No. It's the children who are wrong.


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    #8613
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,529 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Ja, ja, ja. Das auto-phone ist ein nuisance-phone!


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    #8614
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,796 ✭✭✭Rawr


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    Ja, ja, ja. Das auto-phone ist ein nuisance-phone!

    (Cycling by......)
    Buenas noches mein Führer!!


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    #8615
    Kilkenny14
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Kilkenny14


    Rawr wrote: »
    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    Ja, ja, ja. Das auto-phone ist ein nuisance-phone!

    (Cycling by......)
    Buenas noches mein Führer!!
    Ja, Ja!


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    #8616
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    You gotta tell 'em what you saw, Billy.

    But I'm so scared, McGarnagle.

    You gotta do this one for me, Billy, — McGarnagle.

    Okay. For you, McGarnagle.


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    #8617
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Well, McGarnagle, Billy's dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.

    Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here!


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    #8618
    SexBobomb
    Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭SexBobomb


    I'll thank you to stop pinching my Botticelli


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    #8619
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,652 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Homer: Good news, Marge! I've learned to walk naked on stilts!


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    #8620
    pumpkin4life
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


    Willie forgot to oil the Ferris wheel.

    http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/up-20-people-rescued-ferris-11545977

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    #8621
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,391 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Who controls the British crown?
    Who keeps the metric system down?
    We do, we do!
    Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
    Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
    We do, we do!
    Who holds back the electric car?
    Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
    We do, we do!
    Who robs cavefish of their sight?
    Who rigs every Oscar night?
    We do!
    We do!!!


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    #8622
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users Posts: 3,917 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    Who knew Lee Marvin could do such marvelous splits?


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    #8623
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,652 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Mr Burns, to Homer: Play along, chubsy. There's a pie in it for you.


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    #8624
    DubDJ
    Registered Users Posts: 5,359 ✭✭✭DubDJ


    Homer Simpson, town crier. I’ve got a few questions for you.
    One - Where’s the fyfe and
    Two - Gimme the fyfe.


    Mrs Krabappel: I never heard the word embiggens before I came to Springfield.
    Mrs Hoover: I don’t know why, it’s a perfectly cromulent word.


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    #8625
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


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    #8626
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,850 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
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    I'm seein' double here! Four Krustys!


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    #8627
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users Posts: 3,917 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    Frankly, I would have expected better from Jimmy the Scumbag.


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    #8628
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    He's had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog.
    Replace accidentally with repeatedly and dog with son.


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    #8629
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    A certain agitator, for privacy sake, lets call her 'Lisa S'...No that's too obvious...uuh. Let's say 'L. Simpson


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    #8630
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,286 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    How could this have happened? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.


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    #8631
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    McBain: But Captain, I can't avenge my partner's death with this pea-shooter.

    Captain: I don't wanna hear it, McBain – tha-that cannon of yours is against regulations! In this department, we go by the book.

    McBain: Bye, book

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    #8632
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
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    Heh, Heh, Good one Krusty!


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    #8633
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Excuse me. Which way to the chess club?

    What's your name, nerd?

    Melvin Eugene Puny-meyer.

    Well, well, a big muscle-bound nerd.

    Ha! Just more of you to pick on.

    The geek shall inherit the Earth!

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    #8634
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,796 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Ulysses Gaze wrote: »
    Excuse me. Which way to the chess club?

    What's your name, nerd?

    Melvin Eugene Puny-meyer.

    Well, well, a big muscle-bound nerd.

    Ha! Just more of you to pick on.

    The geek shall inherit the Earth!

    Kent Brockman: “Rainier Wolfcastle, star of McBain and the upcoming film ‘Help! My Son Is a Nerd!’.”

    Rainier Wolfcastle: “My son returns from a fancy East Coast college and I’m horrified to find he’s a nerd.”

    Kent Brockman: “I’m laughing already.”

    Rainier Wolfcastle: “It’s not a comedy.”

    Kent Brockman: “Oh.”


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    #8635
    pumpkin4life
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


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    #8636
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Rev. Lovejoy: Everyone is saying "Gabbo this" and "Gabbo that". But no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that".


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    #8637
    pumpkin4life
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Rev. Lovejoy: Everyone is saying "Gabbo this" and "Gabbo that". But no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that".

    Look Smithers, GARBO is coming!


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    #8638
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach




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    #8639
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Rev. Lovejoy: Everyone is saying "Gabbo this" and "Gabbo that". But no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that".

    “I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens, he came in peace and then died, only to come back to life, and his name was E.T., the extra terrestrial. I loved that little guy.”.


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    #8640
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,093 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Can I come too?


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    #8641
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Rev. Lovejoy: Everyone is saying "Gabbo this" and "Gabbo that". But no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that".
    "What's this about Gabbo?"


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