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    #8492
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Cake of Tremendous Power wrote: »
    I'd like to be alone with the sandwich

    Are you going to eat it?


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    #8493
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
    Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
    Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You happy?


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    #8494
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    "Linguo dead?" - Homer
    "Linguo IS dead" -Linguo


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    #8495
    Hank Scorpio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    Homer: I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musty odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

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    #8496
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Ulysses Gaze wrote: »
    Are you going to eat it?

    Yes


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    #8497
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,094 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Ulysses Gaze wrote: »
    "Linguo dead?" - Homer
    "Linguo IS dead" -Linguo


    Sentence Fragment, Sentence Fragment is also a sentence fragment.


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    #8498
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,094 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Do we want old man Paterson with his finger on the button?


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    #8499
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Sentence Fragment, Sentence Fragment is also a sentence fragment.

    "Must conserve battery power."


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    #8500
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Marge: Come on! You have to go outside to do your... business.
    Homer: The experts say that if you want an animal to do something, you should do it yourself first, to show 'em how.
    Marge: I'm not going to the bathroom in the backyard.
    Homer: Pfft. Sor-ry, Your Majesty.


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    #8501
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭valoren


    They love, they share,: They share and love and share,: Love love love, share share share......


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    #8502
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭valoren


    HELLO MR THOMPSON!!!!!!!!!! *Stamps Homer's foot repeatedly*

    "I think he's talking to you....."


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    #8503
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    But, Mr Simpson you can't put a price on your families safety.
    You'd think so, but here we are!


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    #8504
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    "Maybe it's the beer talking Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels heregh adah ahwagudwidabeeruhdh...five dollars?! Get outta here." - Homer (voiceover)

    "Wow, a side of Dad I've never seen." - Bart


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    #8505
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Marge: [to Principal Skinner] Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?

    Principal Skinner: [in a robotic tone] Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure can be. [uses his injured right hand to give Marge her money]

    Marge: Oh my god. What happened to your fingers?

    Thug: [from inside the room] Boating accident...

    Principal Skinner: I believe it was a boking accident. [from behind, a targeting beam aims for his head] I have to go now.


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    #8506
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Bart: Hello, is Homer there?
    Moe: Homer who?
    Bart: Homer...Sexual.
    Moe: Wait one second, let me check. [calls] Uh, Homer Sexual? Hey, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual!


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    #8507
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    "See Marge, you knock TV and then it helps you out. I think you owe someone an apology."

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    #8508
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,094 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Grandpa Simpson: I just wanna say... we're through! Nobody dumps Abe Simpson! You're nothing but a hoochie! Hoochie hoochie hoochie!

    Audience: Hoochie hoochie hoochie!

    Charo: (shaking her maracas) Hoochie hoochie hoochie!

    (Zelda runs off stage crying)


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    #8509
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Krusty the Klown
    I flew to Vegas with Dean Martin on that plane! He looked out the window and the moon hit his eye like a big pizza pie, he wrote a song about it but it infringed on the copyright of another one of his songs.


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    #8510
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Homer: Heh heh heh, from now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs!

    Bart: Dad!

    Homer: You too, Bart!

    Marge: Oh, knock it off, Homer; you're the fattest one in the car!

    Homer: [shocked] You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge!


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    #8511
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Homer: I wanna file for divorce.
    Not lunchlady Doris!: These things happen 8 dollars


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    #8512
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    I have mislaid my pants.


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    #8513
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,094 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Artie Ziff: Dump him Marge, he's a loser,
    I travelled the world and the Seven Seas,
    I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA.


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    #8514
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I know you can read my thoughts boy...
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    #8515
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    God, I love these.


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    #8516
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,994 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


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    #8517
    robojet
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭robojet


    Money trouble for Mayor Quimby: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4515256/Taylor-Swift-s-stalker-Mohammed-Jaffar-held-20K-bond.html

    But I love Grimby.


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    #8518
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel.


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    #8519
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,994 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    robojet wrote: »
    Money trouble for Mayor Quimby: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4515256/Taylor-Swift-s-stalker-Mohammed-Jaffar-held-20K-bond.html

    But I love Grimby.
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    #8520
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,094 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit




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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


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