Dental plan!

Ulysses Gaze

"If he's so smart how come he's dead." - Homer

Riddle101

Woman: Freddy, honey, I think something just dropped into the back seat
Freddy Quimby: I'm not paying you to talk

I wish Freddy Quimby was made a recurring character on the show.

ohnonotgmail

"Larry, you must meet our daughter, the Debutante. She came out last spring."
"Whoa! Put her back in. She's not done yet."

Ulysses Gaze

When Homer becomes a food critic.....

Homer: Really, the only word to describe it is :drools:
Lisa: Hmm. What's the English equivalent for :drools: I'd say ... transcendent.
Homer: How about groin-grabbingly transcendent?
Lisa: Uh ... I don't think so.
Lisa: We make a good team.
Homer: A groin-grabbingly good team!

castletownman

"Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby"

"You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass"

Probably my favourite ever line

razorblunt

Homer (as part of an Improv Crew): I'm going to need some suggestions of occupations?
<few random suggestions from the crowd>
Grandpa: Nurse
Homer: "eh can you all be more specific?"
Grandpa "I need a nuuuuurrrsssseee"

Veloce

Hey, Fatty! I've got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!

Realt Dearg Sec

Kent: So when you realized Christmas was ruined, how did you feel?
Marge:How'd you think I felt?
Kent: Absolutely devastated? [turns to camera] "Absolutely devastated," the words of a heartbroken mother.

Nerdkiller1991

WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS!?

ohnonotgmail

Fly my pretties! Fly!!

Continue the research.

Glenster

Simpson scandal update:

Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers

Realt Dearg Sec

Glenster wrote: »

Simpson scandal update:

Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers

That's a half truth!!

Dirty Dingus McGee

Sideshow Bob: By the way I am aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.

Aaah... it's too hot today

RobbingBandit

EagererBeaver

McGregor gonna look more like Kid Presentable after this fight.

Nerdkiller1991

Realt Dearg Sec

I would like to return your quote-unquote "ultimate belt".

I see, do you have a receipt, quote-unquote "sir"?

Rawr

Apu: Wait a minute. These are not sprinkles, sir.

Homer: What do you mean?

Apu: You've clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them on top of the donut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.

Homer: Well, it was like that when I got here, it really was!

Apu: A Mars bar is not a sprinkle! A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here!

Skylinehead

Say some gangster is dissing your fly-girl. You just give him one of these.

https://gfycat.com/DelectableSameAnkolewatusi

Skylinehead

Skylinehead wrote: »

Say some gangster is dissing your fly-girl. You just give him one of these.

https://gfycat.com/DelectableSameAnkolewatusi

Glenster

Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

EagererBeaver

Skylinehead wrote: »

Say some gangster is dissing your fly-girl. You just give him one of these.

https://gfycat.com/DelectableSameAnkolewatusi

Not the same without the music

EagererBeaver

He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk...

I CAN SIIIIIIING!

letsseehere14

Alright, everybody tuck your pants into your socks.

Ipso

What have they done to you, Furious George? Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin!

paddylonglegs

I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler

Ulysses Gaze

"This is all your fault. Aw How can I stay mad at you?"

I'd like to be alone with the sandwich

RobbingBandit

I want FUGU