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    #8582
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


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    #8583
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Birch Barlow: Sideshow Bob, Councilman Les Wynan says that you're not experienced enough to be mayor. Sir, what do you have to say about that?

    SSB: I'd say that Les Wynan ought to do more thinkin' and less whinin'.


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    #8584
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Hey, there, blimpy boy. Flying through the sky so fancy free.


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    #8585
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    I saw earlier there's a poster on boards called StupidLikeAFox.

    How I laughed. At that crippled Irishman.


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    #8586
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vJUxXpMrRQ


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    #8587
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,319 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Attention, Marge Simpson. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.


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    #8588
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Higher marge the turtles are gaining on me.


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    #8589
    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Homer sitting in his jocks drinking beer and watching Jock Centre

    Presenter: "BUT FIRST. PROFESSIONAL SPORT CONTINUES ITS MARCH INTO THE GUTTER"

    Homer: "Hehe. This is either about me or steroids"


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    #8590
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    In honour of the return of the NFL..

    Superbowl please, and step on it!


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    #8591
    Mushy
    Registered Users Posts: 21,228 ✭✭✭✭Mushy


    HalloweenJack wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vJUxXpMrRQ

    My favourite moment of his:

    "I can't see through metal Kent"


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    #8592
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    TV announcer: "The road to the Super Bowl is long and pointless . . . I mean, when you think about it."




    and to celebrate the start of the new NFL season I'm going to put on my favourite videotape, "Footballs Greatest Injuries".


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    #8593
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,857 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »
    TV announcer: "The road to the Super Bowl is long and pointless . . . I mean, when you think about it."
    "Heh heh, football's so great."


    Bye weeks! Bronko Nagurski didn't get no bye weeks! And now he's DEAD! Well, maybe they're a good thing.


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    #8594
    Padkir
    Registered Users Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭Padkir


    The Catholic Church - we've made a few... changes!


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    #8595
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Padkir wrote: »
    The Catholic Church - we've made a few... changes!
    "These Super Bowl commercials are weird."


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    #8596
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,394 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    How long has this thread been going on for now? I feel like i've been following it for years. :D


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    #8597
    snowflaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    How long has this thread been going on for now? I feel like i've been following it for years. :D

    I've thanked it a good few times now :D


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    #8598
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,857 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    How long has this thread been going on for now? I feel like i've been following it for years. :D
    Seven years. I was still in my twenties when it started. And even back then the Simpsons had been sh1t for a decade. It says something about the quality of those first ten or twelve seasons (depending who you ask) that we're still quoting it now, a good fourteen or sixteen years (depending who you ask) after the show slipped into sad irrelevance.


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    #8599
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    Seven years. I was still in my twenties when it started. And even back then the Simpsons had been sh1t for a decade. It says something about the quality of those first ten or twelve seasons (depending who you ask) that we're still quoting it now, a good fourteen or sixteen years (depending who you ask) after the show slipped into sad irrelevance.
    I miss Krudler. Hasn't posted here since '12.


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    #8600
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    Seven years. I was still in my twenties when it started. And even back then the Simpsons had been sh1t for a decade. It says something about the quality of those first ten or twelve seasons (depending who you ask) that we're still quoting it now, a good fourteen or sixteen years (depending who you ask) after the show slipped into sad irrelevance.

    I'd say for most people it's actually 8 or 9 seasons.

    Season 9 is the first where there are signs that it is going downhill but it's still excellent , Season 8 is the last season where you still think the show is getting better.


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    #8601
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,394 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »
    I'd say for most people it's actually 8 or 9 seasons.

    Season 9 is the first where there are signs that it is going downhill but it's still excellent , Season 8 is the last season where you still think the show is getting better.

    The Principal and the Pauper was probably the turning point for The Simpsons. Many hated the episode and it was considered "Jumping the Shark".

    Worst Simpsons episode ever.


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    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,857 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Ah it wasn't the worst Simpsons episode ever imo. It was a bad idea and a terrible mistake that was an early warning of what was going wrong with the show. But there about seventeen seasons worth of episodes any one of which is far, far worse. That episode had some great one liners and jokes and stuff in it ("I'm sick of this house and I'm sick of you"), as flawed as the premise may have been. The later stuff is completely without any redeeming features at all. Even the horrible hi def animation is charmless and drab.


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    #8603
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    My head, all the time...
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    doubledown
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    #8605
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,529 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Whats wrong with you sad sacks?


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    #8606
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,529 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Stealing! How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun?!? Well I didn’t hear anyone laughing, did you?


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    #8607
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,319 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    "Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?"
    "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from sector 7G."


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    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,857 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    Stealing! How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun?!? Well I didn’t hear anyone laughing, did you?

    Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom. Beep. Honk. Honk. Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!


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    #8609
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,157 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


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    LISA: See how the heads of rich people get the tallest pikes with the best view? It's so unfair.
    HOMER: I told you to lay off feudalism. It's the only system we know. We have no choice about it, and therefore it's the best.
    LISA: The system is designed to keep us down.
    HOMER: That's not true. In a great country like ours, a poor girl can grow up to be anything she wants: a wife or a harlot and that's it.
    MARGE: I wanted to be a harlot, but it's all who you know.
    HOMER: It's never too late.


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    #8610
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Hmmm, not sure how I feel about that last one.


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    #8611
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,394 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Hmmm, not sure how I feel about that last one.

    Kind've of reminds me of that scene in Monty Python's the Holy Grail with the repressed citizens. Although the two scenes a very different but the talk about Feudalism is what made me think of the Holy Grail.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtYU87QNjPw


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