Dental plan!

paddylonglegs

Aaaaaprrrriiillll F-

(Explosion)

Realt Dearg Sec

It's a good thing that beer wasn't shaken up any more, or I'd have looked quite the fool. An April Fool, as it were.

AndrewJRenko

Judge Constance Harm, to Bart: Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me, when I was a little boy.

Wise Old Elf

Snake: um, did she just say she used to be a dude?

chops018

Principal Skinner: Now I... I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
Apu: Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through...
[fade to later]
Apu: ... it was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had...
[later]
Apu: ... one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?
[pause]
Apu: I mean, thank you, come again.

EagererBeaver

... we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

paddylonglegs

EagererBeaver wrote: »

... we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

Blonde German Henchman: ok, srow her in ze hole

Vicxas

Mr Burns: You there, what day is it

Random Boy: Today, why sir its Christmas day

Mr Burns: Not you, you (points to Bart)

Mr Burns: I'll tell you, today is the day you become my heir

*Bart hits Smithers with a rock*

Mr Burns: Oh, i like him a lot.

Chung Yong

Lisa: Dad, it's 3am, can you mutter in your own room?

Homer: Marge kicked me out. (continues to mutter) Pushy kids think they can tell me what to do in my house, I tell you parents these days don't know how to rear children.

AndrewJRenko

Homer: Hello? Can anybody hear me?
Marge: Homer, where are you?
Homer: Uh, I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am. !
Marge: Do you see towels? If you see towels, you're probably in the linen closet again.
Homer: Just a second. No, it's a place I've never been before.
Selma: Uh-huh. The shower.

Hey. ! I don't want to alarm you, Marge but I seem to be trapped in here.
Marge: We'd better call Ned. He has a ladder.
Homer: What's going on here? I'm so bulgy. My stomach sticks way out in front and my-
Flanders: Well, as the tree said to the lumberjack, I'm stumped.
Selma: It's like he just disappeared into fat air.

MilesMorales1

What do you think is the best joke and or gag in the simpsons? I'll start





Worker and Parasite!

Blazer

Kiss my ass...phalt!

riffmongous

Soecifically the phone call to Marge "You're not going to believe this, but I'm trapped inside two vending machines"

Ulysses Gaze

One of my favs. Never fails to crack me up.

MikeenRonanJr

"Pet shop, eh? Well, I have one thing to say about that. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1:00 in the morning?"



"Er, uh ... the ... best damn pet shop in town!"

DavidLyons_

Marge, I can't lie to ya........................................... See ya!

Jurgen Klopp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx-QK5_e9s8

a fat guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnTdUYTOaCQ

Literally anything Mr. Burns does.

Subacio

Lionel Hutz - "That judge has had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his cat."

Marge - "You accidentally ran over his cat!!!"

Lionel Hutz - "Well if you replace the word cat with son and accidentally with repeatedly. ..."

Pidae.m

But Marge I swear to you..... I never thought you'd find out

frag420

"If you don't like your job, you don't go on strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way."

The above prob better suited to the Bus Eireann thread ha ha

“It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.”

DubDJ

Hey buddy, I've got a movie for you - A fridge too far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C40CfAu-xOQ

Also,

*Homer Answering phone

"Hello... you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk8SToEQPGw

MilesMorales1

Jurgen Klopp wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx-QK5_e9s8

Mr Burns. I think we can trust the President of Cuba!

Ken.

Mod-Threads merged.

briany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9C_h9BJf4E

Peregrine

Remember that time your dog ate my goldfish and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Glenster

Well if it isn't my friend Mr McGreg with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg

paddylonglegs

So mono = one, rail = rail

paddylonglegs

The suspect is hatless, repeat hatless

EagererBeaver

Anyone seen any of these Simpsons "****posts" some Australian lads are putting up on Facebook and Instagram? Some of them are ingenious.