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Most vulgar thing you've ever heard a girl say?

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    #212
    Rawhead
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Rawhead


    Overheard a friends bird at the time telling him

    "your not doing me up the arse again, the sh1te is falling out of me all week".

    The song had just stopped on the jukebox so she was still shouting, the whole pub heard it.


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    #213
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    So women just aren't allowed be as vulgar as men or what? What's the most vulgar thing you ever heard a black person say?


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    #214
    Rawhead
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Rawhead


    "Yo, where the white girls at?"


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    #215
    collaredbonify
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭collaredbonify


    'ew go away' whilst walking on the other side of the road and in no way walking towards the group of people.


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    #216
    Cracked82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭Cracked82


    i have this strap on here if your intersted. couldn't sit down for a week


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    #217
    Odysseus
    Registered Users Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    One of the best I heard was two female clients putting it up to each other, one of the says "I slit you from your cnut to your throat". Nice and classy


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    #218
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    So women just aren't allowed be as vulgar as men or what? What's the most vulgar thing you ever heard a black person say?

    They are. We just want to hear what vulgar things women say as we are already use to what men say :p


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    #219
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Rawhead wrote: »
    Overheard a friends bird at the time telling him

    "your not doing me up the arse again, the sh1te is falling out of me all week".

    The song had just stopped on the jukebox so she was still shouting, the whole pub heard it.

    Awesome story, guy


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    #220
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    They are. We just want to hear what vulgar things women say as we are already use to what men say :p

    Who are we? Haven't you ever known or met any women then?


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    #221
    Lumen
    Registered Users Posts: 31,021 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    What's the most vulgar thing you ever heard a black person say?

    :confused:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIv4phFcAAs


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    #222
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Who are we? Haven't you ever known or met any women then?

    Meh... you're not worth my time.

    /ignore


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    #223
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Meh... you're not worth my time.

    /ignore

    sub·stance   
    [suhb-stuhns]

    substantial or solid character or quality: claims lacking in substance.


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    #224
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    leave that loveable gummy panda alone! or i shall set my fearsome puddy cat on you :mad:


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    #225
    carfiosaoorl
    Registered Users Posts: 594 ✭✭✭carfiosaoorl


    Sitting in a pub one night on my exs staff do and one of the girls shouted "I just creamed my knickers". maybe I'm a prude but I :eek:


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    #226
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    I only know nice girls...


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    #227
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Heading back to my Brighton hotel on a Saturday night in September 2008 I heard a lady shout into her phone:

    "Come over here and lick my cunt!!"

    I actually thought she'd said "Come over here and lick my come".


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    #228
    whadyasay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭whadyasay


    Nastiness.


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    #229
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,398 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    ManofStraw wrote: »
    (In a Cork accent) Don't shoot your load in me boy :D

    Were you riding her son?


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    #230
    gamgsam
    Registered Users Posts: 292 ✭✭gamgsam


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    good luck op.

    i hope she doesn't turn out to have a big fat cock.

    In another thread, such a brilliant sense of wit.


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    #231
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    gamgsam wrote: »
    In another thread, such a brilliant sense of wit.

    you must lead a very sheltered life if you think thats vulgar honey.


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    #232
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    "Pull out before you cum, do it in my ass", I obliged her no bother.


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    #233
    gamgsam
    Registered Users Posts: 292 ✭✭gamgsam


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    you must lead a very sheltered life if you think thats vulgar honey.

    Nah, not really vulgar... Just because of the context. You know it was all lovely before that then BOOOOOM

    I laughed my head off


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    #234
    Gigiwagga
    Registered Users Posts: 343 ✭✭Gigiwagga


    "I'm raggin' it at the minute but you can give it to me up the shitty if you want!"

    said an Aussie lass to a friend one night.


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    #235
    Ardennes1944
    Registered Users Posts: 9,238 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    Cypher_sounds wrote: »
    'Its quicker to count the things that aint wrong with you than to count the things that are'

    Eminem! :D


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    #236
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    He who can speak with tongue in cheek
    is a cunning linguist...


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    #237
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Passing a group of girls one night in the early hours, I overheard one of the say..."I'll kick the cat of her."


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    #238
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,991 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    charlemont wrote: »
    "Pull out before you cum, do it in my ass", I obliged her no bother.

    Hee-haw:confused:


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    #239
    Recon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭Recon


    In a thick Tipp accent: "none of yer fancy stuff, just horse it into me!!!"


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    #240
    Mind44
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭Mind44


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    Heading back to my Brighton hotel on a Saturday night in September 2008 I heard a lady shout into her phone:

    "Come over here and lick my cunt!!"

    I actually thought she'd said "Come over here and lick my come".

    Cause the latter is classier? :confused:


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    #241
    JG009
    Registered Users Posts: 2,482 ✭✭✭JG009


    On a cold windy night in a thick Dublin accent ....
    "Heeeeeereeee youngfelahhh, giz yeeer jacket and illl suck ur mickey"


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