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Most vulgar thing you've ever heard a girl say?

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    #62
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    dilallio wrote: »
    Lob it into me boss.

    How is that vulgar? Its just showing initiative.


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    #63
    sioda
    Registered Users Posts: 4,462 ✭✭✭sioda


    Classy girl i knew a while back strips naked and says just shove it in my hole


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    #64
    tbh
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    young tbh goes straight for the prize...gets told "tits first - I'm no slag"


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    #65
    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Fairly chunky, tracksuit wearing jungwan I knew was in the pub wit us one night. Gets up to go to the toilet and says; "Back in a mintute lads, I need to go wet me beard."

    Classy girl.

    -Funk


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    #66
    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,322 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    In college this girl kept coming on to me despite the fact that I had a girlfriend. We were all at a social and I was at the bar after I'd been kissing my girlfriend when the nutter came up and said: 'Come into the toilet with me, I want to f*ck the taste of her out of your mouth.' I creased up laughing.


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    #67
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    super_furry wrote: »
    In college this girl kept coming on to me despite the fact that I had a girlfriend. We were all at a social and I was at the bar after I'd been kissing my girlfriend when the nutter came up and said: 'Come into the toilet with me, I want to f*ck the taste of her out of your mouth.' I creased up laughing.

    Hope you followed her.


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    #68
    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Another girl I know one night sits down beside me on a leather couch, lets one rip and says; "Smell my power" with a really smug look on her face.

    Didn't know whether to piss myself laughing or just piss myself.

    -Funk


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    #69
    Otacon
    Registered Users Posts: 6,721 ✭✭✭Otacon


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Back when teenagers. Lad goes off with 14-15 year old girl behind a building at night. We thought he was just kissing her. Turns out she decided to give him a blow job.

    A while later they come out from behind the building with her wiping off her mouth while saying "Its salty!" :eek:

    A friend of mine was taken to the back of our local pub by a girl with similar ideas to the one in your story. She was wearing white pants [important to the story]

    They returned soon after; my friend with a massive smile across his face, herself with two big dirt stains on the knees of her pants. When I pointed it out to her, she says "Bast*rd, next time he's going down on me!"


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    #70
    magotch07
    Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭magotch07


    in college this young lady fancied my mate....turn to him one nite at a social said she was dripping and asked him to pound the gee of her...he didnt but a few lads did


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    #71
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Some of the examples here are disappointingly non vulgar... :o
    gulf wrote: »
    Something along the lines of "I was fooling around with my bf last night and I've been farting cum all morning..." Out and out slut.
    WindSock wrote: »
    Out and out slut for having bum sex with her boyfriend? :eek:
    Heh, that's what I was thinking.
    funk-you wrote: »
    Fairly chunky, tracksuit wearing jungwan I knew was in the pub wit us one night. Gets up to go to the toilet and says; "Back in a mintute lads, I need to go wet me beard."

    Classy girl.
    Love that one. A girl I hung around with in school used to say "I've to go wet me hair!" Brilliant in a Cork accent! :D


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    #72
    arsenallegend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 712 ✭✭✭arsenallegend


    keep a look out as i go for a ****e down the lane:eek:


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    #73
    Banned Account
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    Howerya miiiiister, jawanna go halves on a bastard?


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    #74
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,075 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    "This bag cost me €450."

    Disgusting.


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    #75
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    magotch07 wrote: »
    in college this young lady fancied my mate....turn to him one nite at a social said she was dripping and asked him to pound the gee of her

    Now see this is the kind of straight talking that appeals to a fella like myself.


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    #76
    JJJJNR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭JJJJNR


    Her - Ops!! vaginal blood fart.


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    #77
    Nodin
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    Aye, life would be a lot simpler if there was more of it......


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    #78
    Snowie
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    I dont remember how ever i remember a girl i worked with taking a piss on a night link wrong on so m,ay levels and she was so posh and hot and sexy just ruined it all for me..... :(


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    #79
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    I dont remember how ever i remember a girl i worked with taking a piss on a night link wrong on so m,ay levels and she was so posh and hot and sexy just ruined it all for me..... :(

    Missed opportunity - you should've chucked a quick one up her when she had her panties down.

    Pfffft - amateur.


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    #80
    Snowie
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    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Missed opportunity - you should've chucked a quick one up her when she had her panties down.

    Pfffft - amateur.

    yeah and run the risk of geting pisssed on im sorry im not the sherif of rottingham yet :pac:


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    #81
    Banned Account
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    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    yeah and run the risk of geting pisssed on im sorry im not the sherif of rottingham yet :pac:

    Was there something wrong with her gicker?


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    #82
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    I dont remember how ever i remember a girl i worked with taking a piss on a night link wrong on so m,ay levels and she was so posh and hot and sexy just ruined it all for me..... :(

    Bit too 'German porno' for ye.....?


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    #83
    Ahoy!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭Ahoy!


    'He was ridin me so hard,me rasher was drippin'

    Only in Dublin! :)


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    #84
    RocketFalls
    Registered Users Posts: 115 ✭✭RocketFalls


    Wompa1 wrote: »
    I blew a Mexican and I've had the sh!ts for 3 days

    Just about to mention Sarah Silverman. She comes out with the most depraved stuff in that incredibly f-able voice.


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    #85
    One_Armed_Dwarf
    Registered Users Posts: 72 ✭✭One_Armed_Dwarf


    "I've spent all day fr!gging meself off, me f@nnys like raspberry jam"
    a lady said this on an adult dvd my friend gave me a lend of, and it's stayed with me ever since (The quote not the dvd)


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    #86
    bossa_nova
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭bossa_nova


    One_Armed_Dwarf wrote: »
    "I've spent all day fr!gging meself off, me f@nnys like raspberry jam"
    a lady said this on an adult dvd my friend gave me a lend of, and it's stayed with me ever since (The quote not the dvd)

    did you get rid of the dvd after you lost the ability of one of your arms??:pac:


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    #87
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Charlotte Hatherley, when she was in Ash, told this joke to Kerrang! "I went to ____ a corpse but the rotten ____ split on me." Fill in the blanks at your leisure.


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    #88
    Lux23
    Registered Users Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    I don't understand people who have personal conversations like that in public, in fact I don't think I have ever told anyone personal like that. Talking filthy during your intimate moments is a different thing and is perfectly acceptable.


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    #89
    aDeener
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    WindSock wrote: »
    Out and out slut for having bum sex with her boyfriend? :eek:

    wouldn't think so, certainly a distasteful character to be talking about "farting cum" ffs


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    #90
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    when I was about 18, one of the fittest older (about 30) women that I was lusting after at the time said to me one afternoon in a bar "I really need to go for a poo, but I'm 'on' and I'm afraid that if I do, my tampon will pop out and i haven't got a spare one".

    not sure if it counts as vulgar or not, but it totally destroyed the mysticism of all women forever for me in one simple sentence. :(


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    #91
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    was having a "happy meal" as i call it going down on a bird when she said "mmmmmmmmm yeah stick your fingers in my ass"

    I burst out laughing, kinda runied the moment!


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