Most vulgar thing you've ever heard a girl say?

marzic

A buddy of mine in london met an aussie chick one night and ended up going back to hers. they were getting close to business when she she stopped him and said *aussie accent*... "I'm on the blob at the moment, but you can split me arse if ya like!" ... What a fcuking LADY!:D

orourkeda

I'm goin' to stretch your motherf*ckin' arse like my shaft stretches my f*ckin underpants you dirty beyotch.

finnegan2010

Sitting in a park back in 95, Sisters friend put her hands down the back of her shorts and says " Bleeding japanese flags in bits it is today" before itching her posterior & pulling out from her kacks a small black round thing levitating between her clenched fingers (levitation trick was executed by the hair the small black thing was encrusted to) reffereing to it as "one hell of a dangleberry"
She then proceded to smell it and say something along the lines of "bang of dat" before throwing it at a passer by,.:eek:

FINNEGAN BARFS

phill106

finnegan2010 wrote: »

Sitting in a park back in 95, Sisters friend put her hands down the back of her shorts and says " Bleeding japanese flags in bits it is today" before itching her posterior & pulling out from her kacks a small black round thing levitating between her clenched fingers (levitation trick was executed by the hair the small black thing was encrusted to) reffereing to it as "one hell of a dangleberry"
She then proceded to smell it and say something along the lines of "bang of dat" before throwing it at a passer by,.:eek:

FINNEGAN BARFS

I call shenanigans!
No human could do that!

we'llallhavetea_old

finnegan2010 wrote: »

Sitting in a park back in 95, Sisters friend put her hands down the back of her shorts and says " Bleeding japanese flags in bits it is today" before itching her posterior & pulling out from her kacks a small black round thing levitating between her clenched fingers (levitation trick was executed by the hair the small black thing was encrusted to) reffereing to it as "one hell of a dangleberry"
She then proceded to smell it and say something along the lines of "bang of dat" before throwing it at a passer by,.:eek:

FINNEGAN BARFS

this is the most repulsive thing i have ever read, congratulations

Jet Black

Couple of years ago a woman I worked with said to me she would suck the farts out of his arse refering to enrique iglesias. She was in her 50's

Gone Drinking

marzic wrote: »

A buddy of mine in london met an aussie chick one night and ended up going back to hers. they were getting close to business when she she stopped him and said *aussie accent*... "I'm on the blob at the moment, but you can split me arse if ya like!" ... What a fcuking LADY!:D

I think thats a made up story.. I've heard the exact same story from a friend of mine that he heard from another guy when he was traveling Aus.

finnegan2010

phill106 wrote: »

I call shenanigans!
No human could do that!

That human did do it! She also reffered to a rash on her private parts as her "itchy gowl" i think it was a yeast infection. Just the word GOWL alone makes me puke tbh

ArtSmart

jd007 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8C7ZTbsF-E

that is all.

insane beyond belief.

insanely funny

and insane generally.


I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!!!


he he. classic.

also



"and he's a big chest"

"it took him five years in prison to get one!"

classic comeback.

so funny.

bronte

finnegan2010 wrote: »

Sitting in a park back in 95, Sisters friend put her hands down the back of her shorts and says " Bleeding japanese flags in bits it is today" before itching her posterior & pulling out from her kacks a small black round thing levitating between her clenched fingers (levitation trick was executed by the hair the small black thing was encrusted to) reffereing to it as "one hell of a dangleberry"
She then proceded to smell it and say something along the lines of "bang of dat" before throwing it at a passer by,.:eek:

FINNEGAN BARFS

Oh sweet heavenly Christ!
Part of me died reading that.

ArtSmart wrote: »

insane beyond belief.

insanely funny

and insane generally.


I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!!!


he he. classic.

They really need to make a dance remix! :pac:

ArtSmart

bronte wrote: »

They really need to make a dance remix! :pac:

if they did it would rule de world.

finnegan2010

Whats wrong with riding hippos???????


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzJpUBam-Hw&NR=1

si_guru

fullstop wrote: »

Like a bar I went to once, Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Was it called Big Dick's Halfway Inn?

MiniSquish

My Aunt heard two rough girls in Sligo talking to one another. One of them said "I'd kick ya in the cat but I'd lose me shoe"

marzic

Gone Drinking wrote: »

I think thats a made up story.. I've heard the exact same story from a friend of mine that he heard from another guy when he was traveling Aus.

Completely true, first and only time i'd heard it in London was 1996 - was there for another 3 years and never had it told to me by anyone else. We used to go to the Red Back Tavern in Acton Town, West London - famous aussie/kiwi pub. Back in my day them aussie birds were filthy, and had a thing for paddies, until all the paddies went over to Oz to go 'travelling' - between the same bars in sydney! and ruined all the good groundwork we'd done in London - fcuking pups!:mad:

marzic

orourkeda wrote: »

I'm goin' to stretch your motherf*ckin' arse like my shaft stretches my f*ckin underpants you dirty beyotch.

Just what kind of a woman was this? Were you in prison when this was said to you? :eek:

Aglomerado

finnegan2010 wrote: »

Sitting in a park back in 95, Sisters friend put her hands down the back of her shorts and says " Bleeding japanese flags in bits it is today" before itching her posterior & pulling out from her kacks a small black round thing levitating between her clenched fingers (levitation trick was executed by the hair the small black thing was encrusted to) reffereing to it as "one hell of a dangleberry"
She then proceded to smell it and say something along the lines of "bang of dat" before throwing it at a passer by,.:eek:

FINNEGAN BARFS

****Retch********

plein de force

"mandy, me cnut's been reefin itchy the last few days, what's the name of that fanny rash tablet?"

daddyof2

Young girl arrived into country local......lets off a ripper and says "Good arse, thats the new spuds for ya!"

480905

ArtSmart wrote: »

insane beyond belief.

insanely funny

and insane generally.


I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!!!


he he. classic.

also



"and he's a big chest"

"it took him five years in prison to get one!"

classic comeback.

so funny.

And she has a child in a buggy......Doesn't that say it all... You have to have a license for a dog....Jesus wept. Absolutely hilarious though....Classy Bird..

Faith+1

Heard a girl order a pint of bud once. :eek:

Stick to your baby Sham ladies.

ejmaztec

You can't beat Mel B for OTT vulgarity, like in this documentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwjJdwaxyIg

smodgley

heard it said many a time '' i'd use their ****e for toothpaste'' referring to someone they fancied

spadesaspade

take it out for a minute, need a ****

Deamonn

"I'd love to wrap me clit 'round his knob"

manual_man

me ex girlfriend had the heart to tell me about a 3some she had with 2 fellas in the past, while we were in bed together

sick feeling in my chest remains to this day

finnegan2010

manual_man wrote: »

me ex girlfriend had the heart to tell me about a 3some she had with 2 fellas in the past, while we were in bed together

sick feeling in my chest remains to this day

I knew i couldnt trust her to keep her mouth shut :mad:

Xivilai

She was pretty mouthy alright

manual_man

forgot to mention how she told me the 2 lads had tiny mickeys

that cheered me up alright

Xivilai

Either you or her is a liar sir :mad: