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Most vulgar thing you've ever heard a girl say?

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    #152
    Padgeman
    Registered Users Posts: 142 ✭✭Padgeman


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    "Tackle my box, you rugby legend"
    Lets just say guys , I gave her a Try

    Why must you turn After Hours into a house of lies?
    I'll get me coat....


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    #153
    MJRS
    Registered Users Posts: 331 ✭✭MJRS


    Padgeman wrote: »
    Why must you turn After Hours into a house of lies?
    I'll get me coat....
    In fairness, he did his best to convert a lie into a decent pun.


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    #154
    Rebel021
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Rebel021


    I wonder how many lies have been told here.


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    #155
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    "Tackle my box, you rugby legend"
    Lets just say guys , I gave her a Try

    Sorry but I love that phrase! Well done.

    I can only imagine how impressed she'd have been with you if you'd played a sport.


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    #156
    BarryDoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 209 ✭✭BarryDoodles


    From my lesbian friend; "jezus i'd lick her in half" ... I found it very amusing


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    #157
    D.R cowboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭D.R cowboy


    bonerm wrote: »
    Sorry but I love that phrase! Well done.

    I can only imagine how impressed she'd have been with you if you'd played a sport.

    Are you saying rugby is not a real sport man, If there wasn't a computer screen between use man, I would dump tackle you through the ground:mad:


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    #158
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    Are you saying rugby is not a real sport man, If there wasn't a computer screen between use man, I would dump tackle you through the ground:mad:

    I am.


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    #159
    goose2005
    Registered Users Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    "Tackle my box, you rugby legend"
    Lets just say guys , I gave her a Try

    bet she was a hooker


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    #160
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    Are you saying rugby is not a real sport man, If there wasn't a computer screen between use man, I would dump tackle you through the ground:mad:

    Haha. No you wouldn't.


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    #161
    D.R cowboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭D.R cowboy


    goose2005 wrote: »
    bet she was a hooker


    She might have been a hooker before hand, but when I was finished with her she was a full back;)

    I miss the good old days, I hope college is like school


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    #162
    D.R cowboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭D.R cowboy


    bonerm wrote: »
    Haha. No you wouldn't.

    Yeah I would , hard internet man:rolleyes:


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    #163
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    If there wasn't a computer screen between use man, I would dump tackle you through the ground:mad:
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    D.R cowboy wrote: »
    Yeah I would , hard internet man:rolleyes:
    =
    LOL


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    #164
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    "I didn't bother cooking dinner tonight"


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    #165
    Gator
    Registered Users Posts: 601 ✭✭✭Gator


    I want to have your abortion


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    #166
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭bitemybanger


    Lob it in there boss:eek:


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    #167
    JG009
    Registered Users Posts: 2,482 ✭✭✭JG009


    I heard a new one last night from the same girl earlier in the thread - "I hate Johnnies they burn my mary" that sez it all about how dirty she really is. Yock.


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    #168
    Xivilai
    Registered Users Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    Somebody remarking that her bf's jizz was salty.


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    #169
    Sitec
    Registered Users Posts: 2,964 ✭✭✭Sitec


    Shove it up in me hole


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    #170
    CoalBucket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 971 ✭✭✭CoalBucket


    I'd boil an egg in your piss


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    #171
    Rebel021
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Rebel021


    I'm drippin
    I nearly got sick from the image my mind produced


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    #172
    ManofStraw
    Registered Users Posts: 304 ✭✭ManofStraw


    (In a Cork accent) Don't shoot your load in me boy :D


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    #173
    Father Damo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    Tis quite funny out here drinking with Irish girls and foreign lads, and the foreigners nearly drop a "did she just say that" when an Irish girl calls someone a cnut :pac:


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    #174
    racso1975
    Registered Users Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    ManofStraw wrote: »
    (In a Cork accent) Don't shoot your load in me boy :D

    i'd say it worked though! Actually you're a bit fukin twisted doin that with a cork bird


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    #175
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    would you please insert your penis into my vagina.

    Posh part of town...


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    #176
    Horse_box
    Registered Users Posts: 357 ✭✭Horse_box


    ''He absolutely tore the furry goblet off me and c'mere, I wouldn't have minded but I had offered up me sh1tebox first''

    Said in the thickest scumbag Dublin accent imaginable

    Myself and my mate were literally holding back tears of laughter


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    #177
    eilo1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭eilo1


    frothing at the gash..................................


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    #178
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    jd007 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8C7ZTbsF-E



    that is all.

    I have seen this many times but it never ever gets old.
    I can't believe it only has 174k views, it deserves to have 20 million views.


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    #179
    finbarrk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,421 ✭✭✭finbarrk


    derra_121 wrote: »
    In newcastle recently me and 2 mates were going up to random girls getting them to say "Take it out of my ass and stick it in my pussy" You'll be surprised at how many english girls you can get to say that once you say 33 and a 1/3
    Don't get this one?


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    #180
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    The fairer sex alright.

    'Lick me rasher'

    finbarrk wrote: »
    Don't get this one?


    ....



    derra_121 wrote: »
    In newcastle recently me and 2 mates were going up to random girls getting them to say "Take it out of my ass and stick it in my pussy" You'll be surprised at how many english girls you can get to say that once you say 33 and a 1/3
    phill106 wrote: »
    I don't get this at all.
    Roomic Cube wrote: »
    they'll say it for them because when they say 33 and a 1/3 their Irish accent will be apparent and the ladys will say anything for them then


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    #181
    fakearms123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    I remember years ago when me and my friends were jumping on a bus and these 3 rough looking girls were getting off, as they were getting off they were asking us for a roide... then the fattest, scabbiest looking one in the group looks and points at me and says "I want the little one to lick me greasy rasher!" :(


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