Most vulgar thing you've ever heard a girl say?

ham_n_mustard

can be in the middle of a shag or just general vulgarity, i dont mind....

I heard two kids slagging each other on the street today, and it reminded me of something that happened in my school years ago...
there were two sisters in our class, one was skipped ahead a year and the other was held back a year and as a result ended up in the same class. anyways, they sat beside each other and must have been arguing away on the quiet and the younger one lost her temper because she screamed out "shut up you bitch, if i had a fanny like yours i'd sew it up"

gulf

Something along the lines of "I was fooling around with my bf last night and I've been farting cum all morning..." Out and out slut.

starbelgrade

"Is it in yet?"

xsiborg

pre-shag:

"you're not coming NEAR me with that fucking thing!"

post-shag:

"ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccck.... me!"

language! fairness! :rolleyes:

The Volt

"I got done up the arse and I've been constipated for two weeks"

Captain Chaos

"Ge' aouta me face ar I'll boo' the box off ya, ya scabby lookin kunt"

Must have been her time of the month.:D

Duff

''Give us a shot of you're rod''

KeithM89_old

"Iv eaten cocktail sausages bigger than that yoke..."

The Volt

Keithm89 wrote: »

"Iv eaten cocktail sausages bigger than that yoke..."

Hope ya overheard it mate :pac:

KeithM89_old

Voltwad wrote: »

Hope ya overheard it mate :pac:

Obviously... :cool:

dazed+confused

Voltwad wrote: »

Hope ya overheard it mate :pac:

No I don't think he did, I think that's what the sad face signifies.

Deus Ex Machina

Duff wrote: »

''Give us a shot of you're rod''

She actually spoke using incorrect grammar? She is indeed a coarse wench.

dazed+confused

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

She actually spoke using incorrect grammar? She is indeed a coarse wench.

It really seems that some schools have just stopped teaching grammar doesn't it?

Dante

I have rights.

The Volt

DaaaaaaaaaaN wrote: »

I have rights.

I just got sick a little in my mouth there.

TheBigLebowski

Fixed your post.

dazed+confused wrote: »

it really seem's that some school's have just stopped, teaching grammar does'nt it.?

GAAman

Heard this when walking by two 15 year olds a good few years back

"He wore the gee off me!!"

Local-womanizer

"lick me jute"

questionmark?

I love chloroform :pac:

Fizman

Actually only last week I had to laugh at one instance. We had just lost a tight game of tag rugby and as we were leaving the pitch one of the girls (who is an English physio and is quite hot too) declared "Well that was a bag of ****".

It caught me so off guard that I almost covered her with the Lucozade that I was scoffing back.

yerayeah

dazed+confused wrote: »

It really seems that some schools have just stopped teaching grammar doesn't it?

There should be a comma after "grammar".;)

The Volt

yerayeah wrote: »

There should be a comma after "grammar".;)

filthy...

yerayeah

Voltwad wrote: »

filthy...

She was a dirty byeor alright...

xsiborg

oh, i just remembered one-

when i was only about ten years of age and i went to use the bathroom, whereupon i discovered a full bath of nice, clean, warm, water. "brilliant" i thought to myself as i quickly took off my clothes and jumped in.

just as i was leaning back in the bath...

my mother walked in-


"AHH JESUS YOU OULD FART OF A BASTARD!!!"



i nearly jumped out of my unwashed skin, suffering from near heart failure at the same time! :eek:



well, you try not to get excited at the sight of clean warm water after for so long having to be next in line in the same water after four of your brothers had just washed themselves in it and it came to your turn- fair mucky i tel ya!

Professey Chin

"Right, im gonna go puck the cnut off Amy with a strap-on"
Still not sure if she was serious or not...........

tony1kenobi

I can't tonight..I've a hand full of gee blob.

jd007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8C7ZTbsF-E

that is all.

SadieSue

Ah would ya gowl with yerself!
haha The knackeriest thing I've heard was whilst walking home from the dart station. Three teenagers discussing the attributes of their boyfriends. I only caught the tail end of the conversation but it went something like "he wore the hole off me he was that big"
Feckin' nasty!

xsiborg

/unsubscribes from thread before i throw up!

NoHornJan

Girl 1. Have you lost your virginity?

Girl 2. Lost me virginity? Lost it loads of times.

Standard Toaster

"ƒuckin crabs are killin' me"

Nearly spat me pint out. Dirt

Jaxxy

"I'm off home to finger the box off meself."

Diageio_Man

this was actually said to me. ''If you dont come out with us tonight,i'm gona menstruate all over your face''. i nearly chocked with the laughter.

myflipflops

xsiborg wrote: »

when i was only about ten years of age and i went to use the bathroom, whereupon i discovered a full bath of nice, clean, warm, water. "brilliant" i thought to myself as i quickly took off my clothes and jumped in.

just as i was leaning back in the bath...

my mother walked in-


"AHH JESUS YOU OULD FART OF A BASTARD!!!"



i nearly jumped out of my unwashed skin, suffering from near heart failure at the same time! :eek:



well, you try not to get excited at the sight of clean warm water after for so long having to be next in line in the same water after four of your brothers had just washed themselves in it and it came to your turn- fair mucky i tel ya!

Which character from Angela's Ashes are you??

Cypher_sounds

'Its quicker to count the things that aint wrong with you than to count the things that are'

up for anything

gulf wrote: »

Something along the lines of "I was fooling around with my bf last night and I've been farting cum all morning..." Out and out slut.

Who uses the phrase fooling around? No one that I have ever heard - in real life at any rate.

Sky King

Girl in an evening dress to another girl in an evening dress at a soirée [overheard].

"I really need to evacuate my colon".

nice1franko

Upon walking into a fish market, "eww... smells like a sanitary bin in here"

bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarragh ;( sob sob

Smallbit

"Maaaaarie trow us over a tampax... ah gee!, and trow us a pad too, me gash is pumpin here"

I was waiting for a free cubicle in Jervis ladies toilets on a busy Saturday :eek:

I'm used to colorful language in my job, but that was just too much detail :mad:

**Timbuk2**

Any use of the phrase 'growler' or 'pissflaps'

baltimore sun

Girl: I don't do anal.......

Wompa1

I blew a Mexican and I've had the sh!ts for 3 days

derfderf

I can't cook.

Kiith

None of that fancy ****, just horse it into me.

TheSegal

'Jesus, my c*nt is fierce itchy!' Laughed my ass off for ages after that one!

WindSock

gulf wrote: »

Something along the lines of "I was fooling around with my bf last night and I've been farting cum all morning..." Out and out slut.

Out and out slut for having bum sex with her boyfriend? :eek:

W.Shakes-Beer

"Aagh...me bleedin' gee is reefin'!"

Banned Account

Father, is the snake in your trousers really like the one that lived in the garden of eden?

stovelid

A guy I knew in college said his friend had a one-night stand and in the touching post-coital moment of oneness was abruptly prodded and asked "do you want to do me up the arse now?".

Hopefully it was true.

Duff

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

She actually spoke using incorrect grammar? She is indeed a coarse wench.

Word for word.

Slidey

I was once told to ''paint my insides white''

Durty wench!