Most vulgar thing you've ever heard a girl say?

MJRS · 25-07-2010 7:35pm

Padgeman wrote: »

Why must you turn After Hours into a house of lies?
I'll get me coat....

In fairness, he did his best to convert a lie into a decent pun.

Rebel021 · 25-07-2010 7:38pm

I wonder how many lies have been told here.

bonerm · 25-07-2010 7:41pm

D.R cowboy wrote: »

"Tackle my box, you rugby legend"
Lets just say guys , I gave her a Try

Sorry but I love that phrase! Well done.

I can only imagine how impressed she'd have been with you if you'd played a sport.

BarryDoodles · 25-07-2010 7:42pm

From my lesbian friend; "jezus i'd lick her in half" ... I found it very amusing

D.R cowboy · 25-07-2010 9:10pm

bonerm wrote: »

Sorry but I love that phrase! Well done.

I can only imagine how impressed she'd have been with you if you'd played a sport.

Are you saying rugby is not a real sport man, If there wasn't a computer screen between use man, I would dump tackle you through the ground:mad:

orourkeda · 25-07-2010 9:13pm

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Are you saying rugby is not a real sport man, If there wasn't a computer screen between use man, I would dump tackle you through the ground:mad:

I am.

goose2005 · 25-07-2010 9:16pm

D.R cowboy wrote: »

"Tackle my box, you rugby legend"
Lets just say guys , I gave her a Try

bet she was a hooker

bonerm · 25-07-2010 9:22pm

D.R cowboy wrote: »

Are you saying rugby is not a real sport man, If there wasn't a computer screen between use man, I would dump tackle you through the ground:mad:

Haha. No you wouldn't.

D.R cowboy · 25-07-2010 9:24pm

goose2005 wrote: »

bet she was a hooker

She might have been a hooker before hand, but when I was finished with her she was a full back;)

I miss the good old days, I hope college is like school

D.R cowboy · 25-07-2010 9:27pm

bonerm wrote: »

Haha. No you wouldn't.

Yeah I would , hard internet man:rolleyes:

bonerm · 25-07-2010 9:32pm

D.R cowboy wrote: »

If there wasn't a computer screen between use man, I would dump tackle you through the ground:mad:

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D.R cowboy wrote: »

Yeah I would , hard internet man:rolleyes:

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LOL

Kylo Ren · 25-07-2010 9:34pm

"I didn't bother cooking dinner tonight"

Gator · 25-07-2010 9:53pm

I want to have your abortion

bitemybanger · 25-07-2010 9:55pm

Lob it in there boss:eek:

Xivilai · 30-01-2011 6:12pm

Somebody remarking that her bf's jizz was salty.

Sitec · 30-01-2011 6:12pm

Shove it up in me hole

CoalBucket · 30-01-2011 6:13pm

I'd boil an egg in your piss

Rebel021 · 30-01-2011 6:40pm

I'm drippin
I nearly got sick from the image my mind produced

ManofStraw · 30-01-2011 7:46pm

(In a Cork accent) Don't shoot your load in me boy

Father Damo · 31-01-2011 6:40am

Tis quite funny out here drinking with Irish girls and foreign lads, and the foreigners nearly drop a "did she just say that" when an Irish girl calls someone a cnut :pac:

racso1975 · 31-01-2011 6:50am

ManofStraw wrote: »

(In a Cork accent) Don't shoot your load in me boy

i'd say it worked though! Actually you're a bit fukin twisted doin that with a cork bird

RichieC · 31-01-2011 7:12am

would you please insert your penis into my vagina.

Posh part of town...

Horse_box · 31-01-2011 7:17am

''He absolutely tore the furry goblet off me and c'mere, I wouldn't have minded but I had offered up me sh1tebox first''

Said in the thickest scumbag Dublin accent imaginable

Myself and my mate were literally holding back tears of laughter

eilo1 · 31-01-2011 7:25am

frothing at the gash..................................

Jesus Wept · 31-01-2011 7:38am

jd007 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8C7ZTbsF-E

that is all.

I have seen this many times but it never ever gets old.
I can't believe it only has 174k views, it deserves to have 20 million views.

finbarrk · 31-01-2011 8:04am

derra_121 wrote: »

In newcastle recently me and 2 mates were going up to random girls getting them to say "Take it out of my ass and stick it in my pussy" You'll be surprised at how many english girls you can get to say that once you say 33 and a 1/3

Don't get this one?

Jesus Wept · 31-01-2011 8:09am

The fairer sex alright.

'Lick me rasher'

finbarrk wrote: »

Don't get this one?

....

derra_121 wrote: »

In newcastle recently me and 2 mates were going up to random girls getting them to say "Take it out of my ass and stick it in my pussy" You'll be surprised at how many english girls you can get to say that once you say 33 and a 1/3

phill106 wrote: »

I don't get this at all.

Roomic Cube wrote: »

they'll say it for them because when they say 33 and a 1/3 their Irish accent will be apparent and the ladys will say anything for them then

fakearms123 · 31-01-2011 9:42am

I remember years ago when me and my friends were jumping on a bus and these 3 rough looking girls were getting off, as they were getting off they were asking us for a roide... then the fattest, scabbiest looking one in the group looks and points at me and says "I want the little one to lick me greasy rasher!"

marzic · 31-01-2011 10:29am

A buddy of mine in london met an aussie chick one night and ended up going back to hers. they were getting close to business when she she stopped him and said *aussie accent*... "I'm on the blob at the moment, but you can split me arse if ya like!" ... What a fcuking LADY!:D

orourkeda · 31-01-2011 11:22am

I'm goin' to stretch your motherf*ckin' arse like my shaft stretches my f*ckin underpants you dirty beyotch.

finnegan2010 · 31-01-2011 11:44am

Sitting in a park back in 95, Sisters friend put her hands down the back of her shorts and says " Bleeding japanese flags in bits it is today" before itching her posterior & pulling out from her kacks a small black round thing levitating between her clenched fingers (levitation trick was executed by the hair the small black thing was encrusted to) reffereing to it as "one hell of a dangleberry"
She then proceded to smell it and say something along the lines of "bang of dat" before throwing it at a passer by,.:eek:

FINNEGAN BARFS

phill106 · 31-01-2011 11:56am

finnegan2010 wrote: »

Sitting in a park back in 95, Sisters friend put her hands down the back of her shorts and says " Bleeding japanese flags in bits it is today" before itching her posterior & pulling out from her kacks a small black round thing levitating between her clenched fingers (levitation trick was executed by the hair the small black thing was encrusted to) reffereing to it as "one hell of a dangleberry"
She then proceded to smell it and say something along the lines of "bang of dat" before throwing it at a passer by,.:eek:

FINNEGAN BARFS

I call shenanigans!
No human could do that!

we'llallhavetea_old · 31-01-2011 11:58am

finnegan2010 wrote: »

Sitting in a park back in 95, Sisters friend put her hands down the back of her shorts and says " Bleeding japanese flags in bits it is today" before itching her posterior & pulling out from her kacks a small black round thing levitating between her clenched fingers (levitation trick was executed by the hair the small black thing was encrusted to) reffereing to it as "one hell of a dangleberry"
She then proceded to smell it and say something along the lines of "bang of dat" before throwing it at a passer by,.:eek:

FINNEGAN BARFS

this is the most repulsive thing i have ever read, congratulations

Jet Black · 31-01-2011 11:59am

Couple of years ago a woman I worked with said to me she would suck the farts out of his arse refering to enrique iglesias. She was in her 50's

Gone Drinking · 31-01-2011 12:00pm

marzic wrote: »

A buddy of mine in london met an aussie chick one night and ended up going back to hers. they were getting close to business when she she stopped him and said *aussie accent*... "I'm on the blob at the moment, but you can split me arse if ya like!" ... What a fcuking LADY!:D

I think thats a made up story.. I've heard the exact same story from a friend of mine that he heard from another guy when he was traveling Aus.

finnegan2010 · 31-01-2011 12:03pm

phill106 wrote: »

I call shenanigans!
No human could do that!

That human did do it! She also reffered to a rash on her private parts as her "itchy gowl" i think it was a yeast infection. Just the word GOWL alone makes me puke tbh

ArtSmart · 31-01-2011 12:03pm

jd007 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8C7ZTbsF-E

that is all.

insane beyond belief.

insanely funny

and insane generally.

I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!!!

he he. classic.

also

"and he's a big chest"

"it took him five years in prison to get one!"

classic comeback.

so funny.

bronte · 31-01-2011 12:10pm

finnegan2010 wrote: »

Sitting in a park back in 95, Sisters friend put her hands down the back of her shorts and says " Bleeding japanese flags in bits it is today" before itching her posterior & pulling out from her kacks a small black round thing levitating between her clenched fingers (levitation trick was executed by the hair the small black thing was encrusted to) reffereing to it as "one hell of a dangleberry"
She then proceded to smell it and say something along the lines of "bang of dat" before throwing it at a passer by,.:eek:

FINNEGAN BARFS

Oh sweet heavenly Christ!
Part of me died reading that.

ArtSmart wrote: »

insane beyond belief.

insanely funny

and insane generally.

I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!!!

he he. classic.

They really need to make a dance remix! :pac:

ArtSmart · 31-01-2011 12:13pm

bronte wrote: »

They really need to make a dance remix! :pac:

if they did it would rule de world.

finnegan2010 · 31-01-2011 12:17pm

Whats wrong with riding hippos???????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzJpUBam-Hw&NR=1

si_guru · 31-01-2011 12:27pm

fullstop wrote: »

Like a bar I went to once, Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Was it called Big Dick's Halfway Inn?

MiniSquish · 31-01-2011 12:38pm

My Aunt heard two rough girls in Sligo talking to one another. One of them said "I'd kick ya in the cat but I'd lose me shoe"

marzic · 31-01-2011 12:55pm

Gone Drinking wrote: »

I think thats a made up story.. I've heard the exact same story from a friend of mine that he heard from another guy when he was traveling Aus.

Completely true, first and only time i'd heard it in London was 1996 - was there for another 3 years and never had it told to me by anyone else. We used to go to the Red Back Tavern in Acton Town, West London - famous aussie/kiwi pub. Back in my day them aussie birds were filthy, and had a thing for paddies, until all the paddies went over to Oz to go 'travelling' - between the same bars in sydney! and ruined all the good groundwork we'd done in London - fcuking pups!:mad:

marzic · 31-01-2011 1:27pm

orourkeda wrote: »

I'm goin' to stretch your motherf*ckin' arse like my shaft stretches my f*ckin underpants you dirty beyotch.

Just what kind of a woman was this? Were you in prison when this was said to you? :eek:

Aglomerado · 31-01-2011 1:29pm

finnegan2010 wrote: »

Sitting in a park back in 95, Sisters friend put her hands down the back of her shorts and says " Bleeding japanese flags in bits it is today" before itching her posterior & pulling out from her kacks a small black round thing levitating between her clenched fingers (levitation trick was executed by the hair the small black thing was encrusted to) reffereing to it as "one hell of a dangleberry"
She then proceded to smell it and say something along the lines of "bang of dat" before throwing it at a passer by,.:eek:

FINNEGAN BARFS

****Retch********

plein de force · 31-01-2011 2:44pm

"mandy, me cnut's been reefin itchy the last few days, what's the name of that fanny rash tablet?"

daddyof2 · 31-01-2011 3:30pm

Young girl arrived into country local......lets off a ripper and says "Good arse, thats the new spuds for ya!"

31-01-2011 3:45pm

ArtSmart wrote: »

insane beyond belief.

insanely funny

and insane generally.

I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!!!

he he. classic.

also

"and he's a big chest"

"it took him five years in prison to get one!"

classic comeback.

so funny.

And she has a child in a buggy......Doesn't that say it all... You have to have a license for a dog....Jesus wept. Absolutely hilarious though....Classy Bird..

Faith+1 · 31-01-2011 3:46pm

Heard a girl order a pint of bud once. :eek:

Stick to your baby Sham ladies.

ejmaztec · 31-01-2011 3:51pm

You can't beat Mel B for OTT vulgarity, like in this documentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwjJdwaxyIg

Most vulgar thing you've ever heard a girl say?

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