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01-08-2003, 14:21   #31
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What do you call..

a Lion in the desert ... at christmas....

Santa Claus


Did you hear about the dyslexic cultist ?

He sold his soul to Santa
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01-08-2003, 14:31   #32
 
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Re: Why is the sand wet ?

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PS. anyone know Teresa Green ?
Nah, but I do know Logs Burn
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01-08-2003, 14:39   #33
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Surely you mean his brother

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01-08-2003, 16:16   #34
 
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3 blondes walk in2 a building
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u think one of them wud o' seen it!!!

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04-08-2003, 13:40   #35
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Two goldfish in a tank,
one turns to other . . . . . . . . . .



Three goldfish in a tank,
One turns to the others and says,
"Wheres MY seat belt"





This joke goes up to 11 goldfish!!!
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Patient: Doctor, doctor I can't feel my legs.

Doctor: Thats because I amputated your arms.
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05-08-2003, 09:57   #37
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sound, this became a sticky while i was gone. They are some of the funniest jokes ive ever seen.


I can't remember if i said this.

Who is the leaded of the hankies?
The hankerchief

hohohohoho
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05-08-2003, 10:20   #38
 
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Dead Baby Jokes

volentiarly edited, grumble

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I do believe dead baby jokes are banned. It's for one-liners, not sick jokes. Where's the Mod?
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two fish swimming along one hits a conceate wall it turns to the other fish and says.................

DAMN!!!!
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05-08-2003, 18:05   #41
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Ha actually funny jokes for a change! Not mine now, everyone elses I mean...


Did you heard about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with logs...




Did you heard about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil...
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Did you heard about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil, but it came out in logs...
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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.....




Whats pink and hard?

A pig with a flick-knife

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dyslexia rules ko!!!

did ya hear about the red sauce chasing the brown sauce?
it couldnt ketchup

why did the one armed man cross the road
to get to the second hand shop

why did the rooster cross the road
to prove he wasnt a chicken
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud


What do you call a deaf man?
Anything you want, he can't hear you


Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him
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