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One-Liner Jokes

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    Registered Users Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭ JackKelly

    Well, in my opinion, one line jokes are the funniest of most jokes,so i was thinking, maybe i should try make a list. As you can never really find funny jokes on webpages, i thought that there would be more sucess on boards.ie! So anyone got any? You know the type im talking about.From ridiculos ones, to the tommy cooper type ones. I suppose i can give a few:

    "Why'd the boy fall off his bike?
    Cuz someone threw a fridge at him"
    "Why did the plane crash?
    Cuz the pilot was a loaf of bread"
    "Why did the girl fall off the swing?
    B'cuz she was dead"

    (yea, they are stupid but dont say you didn't laugh)

    "I rang up my local swimming pool the other day and asked, "Is this the local swimming pool?" "depends where you live", he said.

    Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

    A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

    "Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."

    Dunno if i should post the offensive ones



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