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One-Liner Jokes

JackKelly · 2003-07-30 11:39:05

Well, in my opinion, one line jokes are the funniest of most jokes,so i was thinking, maybe i should try make a list. As you can never really find funny jokes on webpages, i thought that there would be more sucess on boards.ie! So anyone got any? You know the type im talking about.From ridiculos ones, to the tommy cooper…

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#5702 03-05-2024 9:44am
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*me, rearranging my spice rack alphabetically* Ok, what comes after thyme?
Cyndi Lauper: thyme

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#5703 06-05-2024 11:18pm
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We've just trained the family dog to go fetch a bottle of red wine from the kitchen rack.
He's a Bordeaux Collie, if you're interested..

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#5704 07-05-2024 7:02pm
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How do you milk sheep ?
Release a new iPad

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#5705 08-05-2024 9:45pm
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Sign in a pet shop:
Live birds going cheep
Dead birds not going cheep

https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7

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#5706 09-05-2024 12:58pm
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The Germans have started making hotdog sausages from seagull meat.
They've taken a tern for the wurst

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