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    #8882
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,831 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Can I borrow a feeling?

    AND IT'S YOUR FACE ON THE FRONT!!!! AHAHAHAHAA


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    #8883
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Deleted User wrote: »
    "Johnny Tightlips, do you see the shooter.....?"
    "Uhhhh, I see a lotta things..."

    "Where you been hit?"
    "I ain't saying nothin".


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    #8884
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Marge.... Where did you get that truck....

    Homer.... Eh it fell off a truck you know ah truck truck .....


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    #8885
    Vincent Vega
    Registered Users Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭Vincent Vega


    m4QMj.gif

    Hey, Homer, the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire.

    EZ3O6Ee.gif


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    #8886
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    AND IT'S YOUR FACE ON THE FRONT!!!! AHAHAHAHAA
    Go ahead Realt Dearg Sec, laugh at me. :(


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    #8887
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,831 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    AND IT'S YOUR FACE ON THE FRONT!!!! AHAHAHAHAA
    Go ahead Realt Dearg Sec, laugh at me. :(
    I already did


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    #8888
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Deleted User wrote: »
    "Johnny Tightlips, do you see the shooter.....?"
    "Uhhhh, I see a lotta things..."

    "Where you been hit?"
    "I ain't saying nothin".

    What do I tell the doctor?!

    Tell him to suck a lemon.


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    #8889
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,384 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Patty: Can't you do something?
    Surly: Hey, Surley only looks out for one guy, Surley
    Patty: Sorry Surley
    Surley: Shut Up


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    #8890
    pumpkin4life
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


    giphy.gif


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    #8891
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Homer (On Phone): Hello Dean? You're a Stupid Head!!

    Dean: Homer? Is that you?
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    #8892
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,384 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmzUEQxOvA


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTx-9X3Kr34


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    #8893
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 482 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    The boy is called Bart I don't know what the man's name is, BAR; what's the man's name?


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    #8894
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,831 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    FarmerBrowne wrote: »
    The boy is called Bart I don't know what the man's name is, BAR; what's the man's name?

    Sounds like you're barking up the wrong bush.


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    #8895
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    George Bush: What the- Great Scott! Don't touch that. That's the alpenhorn Helmut Kohl gave me.

    Bart: Where'd you get those pajamas?

    George Bush: They're presidential pajamas. You have to be president, and you're not president.

    Bart: Yes, I am.

    George Bush: D- No, you're not. Bar!


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    #8896
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    Sounds like you're barking up the wrong bush.

    There it is Realt Dearg Sec. The cleverest thing you'll ever post and nobody was there to read it.


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    #8897
    Los Lobos
    Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭Los Lobos


    Go banana!


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    #8898
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,384 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-QcqyRUNE


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    #8899
    pumpkin4life
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


    FarmerBrowne wrote: »
    The boy is called Bart I don't know what the man's name is, BAR; what's the man's name?

    two-bad-neighbors-sign.jpg


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    #8900
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,831 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    pumpkin4life wrote: »
    two-bad-neighbors-sign.jpg

    I don't understand, are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbours?


    God I really need to watch that episode again

    TYPING: And since I'd achieved all my goals in one term, there was no need for a second.


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    #8901
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    They were no Waltons!


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    #8902
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Haha! Made you think your sons were dead!


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    #8903
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,994 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    https://twitter.com/DankSimpsons/status/1068758278799126529


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    #8904
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users Posts: 3,917 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    Marge: And that was the only folly the people of Springfield Ireland ever embarked upon except for the Popsicle stick skyscraper Dublin Spire and the 50-foot magnifying glass e-voting machines and the escalator to nowhere water meters


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    #8905
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    How do you address an archbishop?

    ... I'LL KILL YA, I'LL KILL YA FOR WHAT YA DID TO ME


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    #8906
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    *Mwuhahaha* Well, if it isn't Batmensch and the Goy Wonder!


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    #8907
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,384 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iCZpFMYd0


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    #8908
    letsseehere14
    Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭letsseehere14


    You may remember me from such self help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid"


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    #8909
    letsseehere14
    Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭letsseehere14


    Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of Buddha.

    I am not.


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    #8910
    Wanderer2010
    Registered Users Posts: 6,680 ✭✭✭Wanderer2010


    Cant believe this show is still going. It stopped being funny in 1999, so usually shows are dragged out a few years after that but to still be making new episodes in 2019 is shocking. I saw a new ep recently just out of curiosity and it was like a completely different show- the animation, the voices, the absolute sh!tness of the "jokes". Enough already!


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    #8911
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Wanderer2010 wrote: »
    Cant believe this show is still going. It stopped being funny in 1999, so usually shows are dragged out a few years after that but to still be making new episodes in 2019 is shocking. I saw a new ep recently just out of curiosity and it was like a completely different show- the animation, the voices, the absolute sh!tness of the "jokes". Enough already!

    See the reaction in here any time somebody posts a quote from beyond season 10. 11 at a stretch.

    Good evening sir, would you please leave without a fuss right now?


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