Dental plan!

Fanny Wank

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Homer: I'll field that one. Let me ask *you* a question. Why would a grown man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

[embarrassed pause]

Doug: I withdraw my question.

[starts eating a candy bar]

Beanntraigheach

I watched the new "It" film last night.
This came to mind

razorblunt

Fanny **** wrote: »

Gloria S.: Johnny-boy hasn't been able to cut it, man-wise, for some time, not that I'd want stench of gin and sour defeat pressed against me.

John S.: That's enough, Gloria!

Reverend Lovejoy: John, why don't you speak?

John S.: She never cooks, she doesn't keep a clean house, she

[shouts]

John S.: smokes and she drinks and she talks profanely! She's the queen of the harpies!

Gloria S.: No, I'm not.

John S.: [shouts] Queen of the harpies!

Gloria S.: No, I'm not!

John S.: [shouts] Here's your crown, Your Majesty. Queen of the harpies!

Gloria S.: Get away from me, you swine!

I think this is my favourite scene, her cutting remarks, his, exasperated English tones that fall apart on the "majesty".
I shout it at my wife every now and then too. Always goes down well!

Realt Dearg Sec

razorblunt wrote: »

I think this is my favourite scene, her cutting remarks, his, exasperated English tones that fall apart on the "majesty".
I shout it at my wife every now and then too. Always goes down well!

Pretty sure she's voiced by Doris Grau, who did lunchlady Doris. There was nobody who could convey total indifference and world-weariness quite like her. Died in 1995 of respiratory failure, huge loss to the show.

razorblunt

I always thought it was Julie Kavner as it's essentially a Patty and Selma voice.
Quick check there confirms it.

At least we know they made it:

She and John later had dinner at the club where "The Steve Sax Trio" was performing at.

EagererBeaver

I thought Steve Sax was in prison serving multiple life sentences?

Riddle101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdPLknbZfGE

Riddle101

The Be Sharps episode was on today. So many awesome quotes from that one.

Homer: Baby on board, something something, Burt Ward...this thing writes itself!

Homer: I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400... Tons.
Man in Crowd: This enormous woman will devour us all!
*Jumps ship into river*
Homer: I meant the statue.

Abe: That's my son up there!
Old Jewish Guy: What, the balding fatass?
Abe: Uh, no, the Hindu guy.

Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards!
Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46.
Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!
Flanders: Well boys, who'd have thought learning about religion could be fun?
Bart: Religion?
Milhouse: Learning?
Nelson: Let's get out of here!

Lisa: Wow, an original Malibu Stacey from 1958! (sees the huge, pointed breasts) Oh...
Man: Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out.

Barney: David Crosby? You're my hero!
David Crosby: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You're a musician?

Marge: Your teenage son or daughter will think this wishbone necklace is really cool.
Man: I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid.

Apu: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Nigel: Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche.
Apu: That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay.

Reporter: I have a question for Apu du Beaumarchais. Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?
Apu: By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.

Reporter: Principal Skinner, you've been referred to as "the funny one." Is that reputation justified?
Principal Skinner: (serious) Yes. Yes, it is.

Barney: Barbershop is in danger of growing stale! I'm taking it to strange new places!
*presses on the recorder*
Barney's Girlfriend: Number eight... (Barney belches) Number eight... (Barney belches) Number eight... (Barney belches)

Marge: Homer, you're going to be famous!
Homer: Yeah, but I'm not gonna let it change our lives. I'll be the same loving father I've always been.
Marge: Hmm, have you seen Bart?
Homer: Ehh, I stuck him somewhere.
*shows Bart under a laundry basket, tapping a cup on it*

Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good honest work.
Customer: How much is this quart of milk?
Apu: $12.

Homer (when he comes back to work): Hey, fellows, I'm back!
Carl: Oh, that's great. Your replacement was getting tired. (shot of a chicken in Homer's chair, pecking the controls) Hey, Queenie, you can go now!
Homer: I'll give her a good home. (scene goes back to Bart and Lisa, centered on Homer's stomach) And I did.

Bart: Man, that's some story!
Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get. Like, how come we never heard about this until today?
Bart: Yeah, and what happened to the money you made?
Lisa: Why haven't you hung up your gold records?
Bart: Since when could you write a song?
Homer: (laughs) There are perfectly good answers to those questions. But they'll have to wait for another night. Now off to bed!

Fanny Wank

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die.

Grab All Association

I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation.

Ipso

EagererBeaver wrote: »

I thought Steve Sax was in prison serving multiple life sentences?

You're watching too many movies, Saxy boy!

Rawr

Grab All Association wrote: »

I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation.

Skinner: Copyright....expired.....

Rawr

Burns: Who the devil are you?

Riddle101

Santan

when flanders needs to get out his rage and wants homer to hit him

Flanders: come on homer im insisting on a fisting

Smithers: what´s this about a fisting

Santan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjsV_GglpWQ

Smithers: women and seamen dont mix sir

Mr Burns: Yes we all know what you think

Pints?

"The boy was wearing an Hawaiian shirt Marge! Only two types of people wear that. Gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesnt look like a big fat party animal to me"

"Oh so if you wore one it'd be ok?"

"Exactly"

Ipso

You know me Marge, I like my beer col, my tv loud and my homosexuals flaaaming!

valoren

Simpson....you diabolical...

P.Walnuts

If it's clear and yella, you got juice there fella

If it's fizzy and brown, you're in cider town

Beanntraigheach

Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

Nerdkiller1991

This thread right now...

Grab All Association

Didn’t that movie used to have a war in it?

DoozerT6

"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!!"

Beanntraigheach

Troy McClure: As I said to Dolores Montenegro in 'Calling All Quakers': Have it your way, Baby!

Riddle101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EWUY-MJt9A

EagererBeaver

All hail the benevolent General Krill and his glorious new regime. Sincerely, little girl.

Grab All Association

Bob: What about the buffoon lessons? The four years at clown college?

Cecil: I’ll thank you not to refer to NUI Maynooth that way.

Beanntraigheach

Can I borrow a feeling?

"Johnny Tightlips, do you see the shooter.....?"
"Uhhhh, I see a lotta things..."