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    #8942
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,385 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    We suspect the trillion dollar bill is in Mr Burn's house. What we've gotten from satelite images is that it's not on the roof.


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    #8943
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    We suspect the trillion dollar bill is in Mr Burn's house. What we've gotten from satelite images is that it's not on the roof.

    Give what back.


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    #8944
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Thanks sweetie, I've never been less angry to receive a book.


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    #8945
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Tut, tut, gentle Marge. For here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary!


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    #8946
    Sin City
    Registered Users Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    Commandant: (to Lisa) Let's go over this one more time just to make sure I understand the situation. (Clears Throat) You're a girl.

    Lisa: Yes.

    Commandant: Oh, gosh darn it, I just don't understand the situation. (Clears Throat) You're a girl!?

    Lisa: All I want is a chance to prove myself.

    Commandant: Hmm. In our 185 years, we have never had a female cadet. Hmm... but that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days! After all, we have female singers, female motorists. Welcome aboard


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    #8947
    somefeen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    The extra arms on Vishnu


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    #8948
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Do you come with the car?
    Oh you!


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    #8949
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,385 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "I tried to drink a coke on the bus, and they took away my Pass!"

    "Lisa, get in here!... In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"


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    #8950
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Rawr


    [Nelson begins uncontrollably punching Drederick Tatum in the gut, Tatum does not move]

    Drederick Tatum: Hey, cut it out! I insist that you desist.

    Nelson: [crying and punching] Sorry! I'm so sorry!
    [walks behind Tatum and wedgies him] Please don't hurt me!

    Drederick Tatum: You leave me little recourse. [rolls up his sleeve]


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    #8951
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,385 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Marge Simpson: Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. Remember when I giggled at his Sherlock Homes hats. He sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency


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    #8952
    fergus1001
    Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    lisa needs braces


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    #8953
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,538 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Bart:This family stinks! Mr.Burns nurtures my destructive side. I'm suffocating here.
    Homer: Bart, you listen!
    Bart: Oh, go eat some flowers!
    Homer: [Screams] My secret shame.


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    #8954
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,214 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    “Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"


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    #8955
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Hi frozen body!


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    #8956
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Rawr


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    Hi frozen body!

    Burns: Ho Mer-Simp-son!

    Dr. Nick: Uh oh....
    When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain getting damaged?


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    #8957
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,538 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Homer: You know the kind of letters people write. Dear somebody you never heard of, How was so and so, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, Yours Truly, some Bozo,


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    #8958
    fergus1001
    Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    can't sleep clown will eat me


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    #8959
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,538 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Movementarian: Would you rather have beer, or complete and utter contentment?
    Homer: What kind of beer?


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    #8960
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Sports official: I'm sorry sir, your car's still blocked in, so we'll let you drive home in the wiener mobile"
    Flanders: Well hot dog! That cuts the mustard with me.


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    #8961
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Rick and Morty deserve their own thread too!


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    #8962
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    Rick and Morty deserve their own thread too!

    I don't remember that one. What ep is it from?


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    #8963
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,834 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    Rick and Morty deserve their own thread too!
    If only there was a way for people to set up their own thread.


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    #8964
    letsseehere14
    Registered Users Posts: 441 ✭✭letsseehere14


    ILoveYourVibes wrote:
    Rick and Morty deserve their own thread too!


    Matt Groening:
    Get out of my office


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    #8965
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Homer Simpson filled out the application incorrectly. In the area under 'Do Not Write In This Space' he wrote 'Ok'


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    #8966
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Okay, Ron. Which one of our girls said the following about you? ‘He looked so sexy, I hoped we would have sex’.


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    #8967
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Kid Presentable.


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    #8968
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,994 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Kid Gruesome.


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    #8969
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    WORKS ON CONTINGENCY ?
    NO,MONEY DOWN !


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    #8970
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,834 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    Kid Gruesome.

    And finally, kid Moe.


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    #8971
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    Homer Simpson filled out the application incorrectly. In the area under 'Do Not Write In This Space' he wrote 'Ok'

    Kent Brockman: And now, my exclusive interview with His Holiness, Pope John Paul II:

    MassiveFamiliarChipmunk-size_restricted.gif

    Kent Brockman: That's it. I cannot work under these conditions. If anybody wants me, I'll be downstairs at McDougal's....

    ....Call the weekend guy, I don't care! [sound of Brockman slamming the door]


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