Dental plan!

Rawr

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

Cant believe this show is still going. It stopped being funny in 1999, so usually shows are dragged out a few years after that but to still be making new episodes in 2019 is shocking. I saw a new ep recently just out of curiosity and it was like a completely different show- the animation, the voices, the absolute sh!tness of the "jokes". Enough already!

What we are experiencing now has sometimes been referred to online as "Zombie Simpsons"; sort of still moving, sort of looks like the show we used to watch, but...very much dead inside.

I'm not sure if I have managed to completely watch a season of the Simpsons in the past 3-4 seasons. Watching one episode now really puts me off watching any more. This year's Halloween episode was horribly off-putting, I got as far as the intro story and then tuned out. It has gone from being too boring to watch, to actually being sort of painful to watch.

I think this song from the show itself puts it all nicely:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BErrWiUfAXI

EagererBeaver

Other than the Ireland episode and the movie, I genuinely haven't watched anything beyond season 12, and I'm pretty sure I haven't even seen every episode in it.

Nerdkiller1991

Rawr wrote: »

What we are experiencing now has sometimes been referred to online as "Zombie Simpsons"; sort of still moving, sort of looks like the show we used to watch, but...very much dead inside.

Rawr, please. They prefer to be called the Living Impaired Simpsons.

demanufactured

This post is as useless as that lemon shaped rock over there, Hey!, there's a lemon behind that rock!!

Rawr

demanufactured wrote: »

This post is as useless as that lemon shaped rock over there, Hey!, there's a lemon behind that rock!!

Uh---Hey LOOK! Someone's attractive cousin!

pleas advice

*shakes fist*

Shake harder, boy!

Ipso

pleas advice wrote: »

*shakes fist*

Shake harder, boy!

There's a doings a transpiring!

Rawr

Ipso wrote: »

There's a doings a transpiring!

And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever....because it was haunted.

Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

AndrewJRenko

Stewardess in first class: Sir, what would you like for dinner? One steak, or two steaks?
Homer: Can I have both?
Stewardess: Of course.

Rawr

Bart: Hey, Huck, what's L-I-N-C-O-N doing here?

Huckleberry Finn: I dunno, it's your fantasy"

Bart: Hi, Abe!

Lincoln: Hello, Bart.

Ipso

Skinner: For a school with no Asian students, we put on a pretty good science fair.

Riddle101

If you're a Metal Gear Solid fan you might like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8kp3b5h2DY

letsseehere14

Especially Lisa! But ESPECIALLY Bart!

Riddle101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp_hNsBjXQA

Beanntraigheach

Yeuch! Back to the loch with you, Nessie.

Ipso

Riddle101

They had a Simpsons marathon on Channel 4 today. One episode that stuck out for me was the Valentines Day episode.

Guy: Where do you want these beef hearts?
Lunchlady Doris: On the floor.
Guy: It doesn't look very clean.
Lunchlady Doris: Just do your job, heart boy.

Homer: You know, one day, honest citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops!
Chief Wiggum: [worried] They are!? Oh no! Ha-have they set a date?

Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.
Miss Hoover: The children have a right to laugh at you, Ralph. These things couldn't cut butter. Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover, I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.

Principal Skinner: Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student, possibly Bart Simpson, has been circulating candy hearts with crude off-color sentiments.

[About Krusty's 29th Anniversary Show]
Bart: I'd give anything to go to that show!
Homer: I'd sell my first-born son!
Bart: Hey!
Homer: You'll do as you're told!

Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I...
Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all. I like you as a friend... I think we should see other people... I no speak English...
Lisa: I get the idea.
Homer: I'm married to the sea... I don't want to kill you, but I will.

Homer: Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

Lisa (when Ralph shows up at the Simpson house) Just make up some excuse! (runs to hide)
Homer: (answering the door) She's in the can. Go away.

Bart: Oh it isn't fair. I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty home pregnancy test!
Lisa: I'm not sure if I should go. I don't even like him.
Bart: You're right, Lis, you shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest. I'll go, disguised as you.
Lisa: What if he wants to hold hands?
Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
Lisa: What if he wants a kiss?
Bart: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
Lisa: What if he...?
Bart: You don't want to know how far I'll go.

Lisa: Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like?
Homer: Sure it is, honey. You do mean stealing, don't you?

Bart: Hey, girls, check out this president! (pulling his pants down, revealing a butt with glasses and a big nose; as Richard Nixon) I am not a butt. (girls scream and hide behind Miss Hoover)
Miss Hoover: Bart, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?
Bart: (pulling his pants back up) I'll be good.

Milhouse: (as Abraham Lincoln) I thought that civil war would never end. Now to soothe my head with an evening at Ford's Theater. (Bart as John Wilkes Booth barges in the door behind him) Oh, no! John Wilkes Booth!
Bart: Hasta la vista, Abey! (he and Milhouse battle it out)
Homer: (from the seat in the audience) Come on, boy! Finish him off!
(Kids as presidents scream and run away from Bart as John Wilkes Booth)
Bart: You're next, Chester A. Arthur! [after Miss Hoover carries him offstage] Unhand me, Yankee!

Rawr

Riddle101 wrote: »

Bart: You're next, Chester A. Arthur! [after Miss Hoover carries him offstage] Unhand me, Yankee!

Guide: On May 21, 1864, the men of the Ninth Bearded Infantry were sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun. Suddenly, enemy troops crested that hill over there.

Confederate 1: Fort Springfield, we surrender unconditionally!

Confederate 2: We're sick. We need leeches and hacksaws to saw off our gangrenous limbs!

Guide: But the Springfield Brigade was too brave to accept the surrender.

Union Soldier: Come on, boys! Those white flags are no match for our muskets. [they charge]

Guide: And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as they prayed for mercy.

Riddle101

"Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity. And even though Frank's agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on us right now..."

Nerdkiller1991

Riddle101 wrote: »

"Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity. And even though Frank's agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on us right now..."

"*snore* CHANGE THE CHANNEL, MARGE!"

EagererBeaver

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"*snore* CHANGE THE CHANNEL, MARGE!"

The best bit about that whole scene is that Grimes' coffin starts lowering into the ground while they're all laughing hysterically. Such brilliant writing.

Deebles McBeebles

From the latest episode (sacrelicious, I know!)


Homer! Are you watching football through your pocket!?!?

Do you know how much love is lost between these two teams, Marge? None!

Beanntraigheach

JoyJoy
mit iodine!

fergus1001

but what if ... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking

ho ho ho delightfully devilish Seymore

Fanny Wank

fergus1001 wrote: »

but what if ... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking

ho ho ho delightfully devilish Seymore

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham

Martina1991

Fanny **** wrote:

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham

SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

fergus1001

Martina1991 wrote:

SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

no martina it's just the northern lights

Riddle101

Moe: Amanda Huggenkiss, Amanda Huggenkiss... Why can't if find a Amanda Huggenkiss?
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high.
Moe: You little SOB!!! If ever find out who you are. I'm gonna stuff a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!!!
Bart: My name is Jimbo Jones and I live at 1094 Evergreen Terrace
Moe: AH HAH!!! BIG MISTAKE PAL!!!. I knew he'd slip up sooner or later.
*Pulls out a knife*
Moe: Ah yes, rusty and dull.
*Moe jumps over the bar and makes his way to the door*
Moe:Barney don't steal any beer while i'm gone.
Barney: What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Huh!!! somebody spilled beer in this ashtray.
*Barney drinks from the ashtray*

Rawr

fergus1001 wrote: »

no martina it's just the northern lights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8R3qHKS-dk

Gimme A Pound

The Terminizor: An Erotic Thriller