Dental plan!

Ipso · 24-06-2019 3:17pm

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

Kid Gruesome.

And finally, kid Moe.

He’s a hungry fighter. In fact he’s fighting for a sandwich.

Conall Cernach · 30-06-2019 8:46pm

Marge: He's not dead!
Mr. Burns: No, but his career is. I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and climbed the Chrysler Building. After that, he couldn't get arrested in this town.

Rawr · 30-06-2019 9:28pm

Conall Cernach wrote: »

Marge: He's not dead!

Brockman: Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead.

....He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to alive.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · 02-07-2019 1:15am

American jerks are going home

Now we sleep for a thousand years

When we wake, the world will end

Grab All Association · 08-07-2019 5:37am

https://twitter.com/juiceone3/status/1146202593569517568?s=21

EagererBeaver · 11-07-2019 7:14am

May God have mercy on his soul.

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Fanny Wank · 11-07-2019 9:35pm

I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occured in 1956 when...

Fanny Wank · 11-07-2019 9:37pm

"Homie. Are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?"

"Of course not, Marge. Just for the rest of *his* life."

letsseehere14 · 23-09-2019 7:19pm

As usual, you've been the sober ying to my raging yang

Rawr · 23-09-2019 9:34pm

Conan O'Brian: Sit perfectly still, only I may dance.

RobbingBandit · 23-09-2019 9:41pm

Read your town charter, boy. "If foodstuff should touch the ground said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." since I don't see him around, start shoveling.

Fanny Wank · 23-09-2019 9:45pm

EagererBeaver wrote: »

May God have mercy on his soul.

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In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Fanny Wank · 23-09-2019 9:48pm

I'll wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer

RobbingBandit · 23-09-2019 9:50pm

Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch

But you mustn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear

But when you say it, you mustn't fear

'Cause his name can be said by anyone

RobbingBandit · 23-09-2019 9:51pm

Fanny **** wrote: »

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

What the hell are you talking about

Fanny Wank · 23-09-2019 9:53pm

RobbingBandit wrote: »

What the hell are you talking about

Let me ask *you* a question. Why would a grown man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

RobbingBandit · 23-09-2019 9:56pm

Ah Mr Simpson in the Itchy and Scratchy CD ROM is there a way to get out of the castle without using the wizard key

Ipso · 23-09-2019 9:59pm

Fanny **** wrote: »

RobbingBandit wrote: »

What the hell are you talking about

Let me ask *you* a question. Why would a grown man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

Is this episode going out live?

Fanny Wank · 23-09-2019 10:05pm

They call him the Galloping Gazelle. His habitat: the frozen tundra of Soldier Field. For six seasons, and two Pro Bowls, he grazed on the tasty green turf of the end zone. Until one fateful Sunday in November, when the Gazelle was stopped in his tracks by a big cat named Wayne Krzyzewski.