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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    "You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my tv loud and my homosexuals flaming!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Kilkenny14


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    "A certain adjetator, for privacy sake, lets call her "Lisa S.".... No that's too obvious... uuh. Let's say "L. Simpson", has raised concerns about certain school policies"

    From the same episode;

    Skinner: Oh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie! Remove all the colored
    chalk from the classrooms.
    Willie: I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?! That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!

    lo


  • Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Kilkenny14


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    "A certain adjetator, for privacy sake, lets call her "Lisa S.".... No that's too obvious... uuh. Let's say "L. Simpson", has raised concerns about certain school policies"

    From the same episode;

    Skinner: Oh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie! Remove all the colored
    chalk from the classrooms.
    Willie: I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?! That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    First you didn't want me to get the pony. Now you want me to take it back! Make up your mind!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.


    "Sorry, I thought you would only get a fine, or at most four years in prison"


  • Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.

    No you won't


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    No you won't

    Yes, I will!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,994 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Yes, I will!
    Won't.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.


    Hutz is wihout a doubt the best bit parter in anything, ever :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 59 ✭✭fundlebundle


    Wait a minute, let me take a look at that wheelbarrow

    Just as I thought, a yard king. That is a quality barrow.


  • Registered Users Posts: 158 ✭✭eoin1981


    Homer: "she figured out my one weakness....that I'm weak"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo




  • Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    "We'll get a new dog......one with an untwistable stomach!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    The kids can call him HoJu


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    McBain: Lets get silly


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,076 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Eddie: "Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?"
    Moe: "No."
    (machine buzzes)
    Moe: "All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him."
    (machine dings)
    Eddie: "Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go."
    Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
    (buzz)
    Moe: "A date."
    (buzz)
    Moe: "Dinner with friends."
    (buzz)
    Moe: "Dinner alone."
    (buzz)
    Moe: "Watching TV alone."
    (buzz)
    Moe: "All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog."
    (buzz)
    Moe: "Sears catalog."
    (ding)
    Moe: "Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment."
    (buzz)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    Homer: A counterfeit jeans ring operating in my car hole! I'm gonna go tell everyone…
    Herman: Not so fast!
    Homer: Ooookay... (slows down)
    Herman: Maybe you should just stop entirely.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    "Oh my beloved pornography!.....not my plane! I flew to Las Vegas in it with Dean Martin! He looked out the window, and the moon hit his eye, like a big pizza pie....we wrote a song about it! But it turned out it infringed on the copywright of one he had released earlier!"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,167 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    I think this is one too.. may not be a nickle "I only brought a nickle, I didn't know there was going to be pornography"


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,475 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow but you steam a good ham.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,167 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow but you steam a good ham.

    "a recipe for...steamed hams?....and you call them steamed Hams despite the fact they are clearly grilled!?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    Wompa1 wrote: »
    "a recipe for...steamed hams?....and you call them steamed Hams despite the fact they are clearly grilled!?"


    "The Aurora Borealis!?!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?"

    "Yes"

    "....can I see it?"

    "No"


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,167 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    "The Aurora Borealis!?!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?"

    "Yes"

    "....can I see it?"

    "No"

    "SEYMOUR THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!"

    "No Mother, it's just the Northern Lights!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,994 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    "Smithers, you infernal ninny, stick your left hoof on that flange, now! Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled brain, jam that second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the right doodad! Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stuporous funker!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 371 ✭✭Seosaimh77


    Holy smokes, you need booze!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Hey Bart! Your epidermis is showing!

    See, epidermis means your hair so technically it's true. That's what it makes it so funny.

    (and of course, "I said 'Ha! Ha!'")


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    Sings: "Love love love love love... I'm in love with lovely Johnny!"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Commentator: Well, folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.
    Homer: Why didn't you say that before!


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