Dental plan!

Riddle101 wrote: »

"A certain adjetator, for privacy sake, lets call her "Lisa S.".... No that's too obvious... uuh. Let's say "L. Simpson", has raised concerns about certain school policies"

From the same episode;

Skinner: Oh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie! Remove all the colored
chalk from the classrooms.
Willie: I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?! That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!

lo

First you didn't want me to get the pony. Now you want me to take it back! Make up your mind!

JohnMarston wrote: »

You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.

"Sorry, I thought you would only get a fine, or at most four years in prison"

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.


Hutz is wihout a doubt the best bit parter in anything, ever :pac:

Homer: "she figured out my one weakness....that I'm weak"

"We'll get a new dog......one with an untwistable stomach!"

The kids can call him HoJu

Eddie: "Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?"
Moe: "No."
(machine buzzes)
Moe: "All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him."
(machine dings)
Eddie: "Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go."
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
(buzz)
Moe: "A date."
(buzz)
Moe: "Dinner with friends."
(buzz)
Moe: "Dinner alone."
(buzz)
Moe: "Watching TV alone."
(buzz)
Moe: "All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog."
(buzz)
Moe: "Sears catalog."
(ding)
Moe: "Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment."
(buzz)

"Oh my beloved pornography!.....not my plane! I flew to Las Vegas in it with Dean Martin! He looked out the window, and the moon hit his eye, like a big pizza pie....we wrote a song about it! But it turned out it infringed on the copywright of one he had released earlier!"

Wompa1 wrote: »

"a recipe for...steamed hams?....and you call them steamed Hams despite the fact they are clearly grilled!?"

"The Aurora Borealis!?!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?"

"Yes"

"....can I see it?"

"No"

"Smithers, you infernal ninny, stick your left hoof on that flange, now! Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled brain, jam that second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the right doodad! Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stuporous funker!"

Hey Bart! Your epidermis is showing!

See, epidermis means your hair so technically it's true. That's what it makes it so funny.

(and of course, "I said 'Ha! Ha!'")

Commentator: Well, folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.
Homer: Why didn't you say that before!