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    #3212
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Don't you ruin another love day Lisa!


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    #3213
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Lisa: Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?
    Homer: I'd say you're a lying scumbag!


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    #3214
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    "Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?"

    "Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties."


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    #3215
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    "I'm sure he'll be found innocent by a fair and impartial jury."

    "Aw, jury duty! I'll see that Quimby kid hang for this!"

    -Lisa and Homer Simpson


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    #3216
    Wompa1
    Registered Users Posts: 8,170 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    It's been posted already I'm sure but just like the episodes themselves I'm sure nobody minds it being repeated

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdoF_j9u59U


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    #3217
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Thomas Edison: Homer, don't do it. You're making a mistake.
    *Homer runs over Edison in his car*
    Thomas Edison: I'll get you, you fat lunatic!!!
    *Homer begins to reverse his car, and Edison hides behind a bush*

    Kent Brockman: The fake pope can be identified by his high top sneakers, and extremely foul mouth. In other news today, Thomas Edison is still inventing, despite the noted handicap of being dead.


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    #3218
    BarackPyjama
    Closed Accounts Posts: 974 ✭✭✭BarackPyjama


    Is it too late to say "Lisa needs braces"?


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    #3219
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    I am the lizzad queen!! :D


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    #3220
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    Krusty: And now for my favourite part of the show! What's that say? Bring it closer talk to the audience! Aw this is always hell!


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    #3221
    Seosaimh77
    Registered Users Posts: 371 ✭✭Seosaimh77


    You'd better run egg!!!


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    #3222
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    Mr Thompson?


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    #3223
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    Mr Thompson?
    *whispers to guy to the left* I think he's talking to you.


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    #3224
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Moe: A garage? oh a garage, well la de da.
    Homer: Well what do you call it?
    Moe: A car hole.


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    #3225
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "Quit your jivvvvvvvvvvvvve turkey. You've got to sass it"


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    #3226
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    That's it! I'm gettin' outta this town alive if it kills me!


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    #3227
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    "Quit your jivvvvvvvvvvvvve turkey. You've got to sass it"
    A turkey is a bad person.


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    #3228
    Father Damo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    "Nobody calls Moe Saint Cool a phoney!"


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    #3229
    Simi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭Simi


    "Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel: cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red, like the fires of Hell."


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    #3230
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    "Yeah, well Scooby Doo can doo doo. But Jimmy Carter is smarter."

    http://i.minus.com/isNOyByEZOsDq.gif


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    #3231
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    "What possible reason could you have against Grampa being in love?"

    "If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister! And then our kids... they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites and five fingers on each hand! AAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGH!!!!"


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    #3232
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    DazMarz wrote: »
    "What possible reason could you have against Grampa being in love?"

    "If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister! And then our kids... they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites and five fingers on each hand! AAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGH!!!!"
    You forgot the best bit.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8l43bufAs1qdoghio1_500.png


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    #3233
    Father Damo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    “Marge, please, old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.”

    At U2 gig

    "Who are you?"
    "Potato man!"
    "Where the hell have you been?!!?" :D Good oul Irish lads U2 cant travel without their schpuds!


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    #3234
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    "Yeah, well Scooby Doo can doo doo. But Jimmy Carter is smarter."

    http://i.minus.com/isNOyByEZOsDq.gif


    Tumbleweed one of my favourites.



    Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich.

    Homer, are you going to eat the sandwich?

    {lengthy Pause}
    Yes


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    #3235
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Disco Stuart wrote: »
    Tumbleweed one of my favourites.



    Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich.

    Homer, are you going to eat the sandwich?

    {lengthy Pause}
    Yes
    Sort of reminds me of this quote.

    "And let's face it, I'm no day at the beach either. "Marge, can I have another sandwich? Marge, can I have another sandwich?""


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    #3236
    Me_Grapes
    Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭Me_Grapes


    I can't get a straight answer outta this crazy hemisphere.

    [Rings Argentina]

    Eine minuten, eine minuten! [Ringing Stops]
    Ach, das facken phone ist ein.....nuisance phone!

    Buenos nochos mein fuehrer.

    Ja, Ja, Ja.


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    #3237
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Lurleen: Homer, no man has ever been this nice to me without... you know... wantin' sumpin' in return
    Homer: Well, I was going to ask you for a glass of water, but now I feel kinda guilty about it


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    #3238
    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,357 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    She's fine...


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    #3239
    reap-a-rat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭reap-a-rat


    http://comingupmilhouse.com/


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    #3240
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "A certain adjetator, for privacy sake, lets call her "Lisa S.".... No that's too obvious... uuh. Let's say "L. Simpson", has raised concerns about certain school policies"


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    #3241
    [Deleted User]
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    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Moe: A garage? oh a garage, well la de da.
    Homer: Well what do you call it?
    Moe: A car hole.

    A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!


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