Dental plan!

Limerick Dude

One of my favorite moments and episodes for the matter. Classic!

Limerick Dude

Apologies for the double post, but another great quote from the above episode....

Birch Barlow: Mayor Quimby, you are well known for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob....

Mayor Quimby: What is your question?

Birch Barlow: My question is about the budget, sir.

the purple tin

Skinner: Good morning class. A certain agitator- for privacys sake let's call her "Lisa S", no that's far too obvious. Let's say "L Simpson".

Omackeral

*Bart imagining himself as an adult working in the school cafeteria*

Bart: More creamed corn, Jimbo Junior?

Jimbo Jr: This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap.

Bart: Watch the potty mouth, honey.

the purple tin

Nelson: Hey Simpson! What're you trying to play?

Bart: Polly Wolly Doodle.

Nelson: Oh yeah? Well it sounds Polly Wally Crappy! Ha Ha.

Seans_Username

Mr Burns: Hello! Why it's.. it's, er.. oh, it's er..
Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles. Mind if I come in? I've brought chocolates.

Homer: Yabba dabba doo!

im invisible

Seans_Username wrote: »

Mr Burns: Hello! Why it's.. it's, er.. oh, it's er..
Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles. Mind if I come in? I've brought chocolates.

Homer: Yabba dabba doo!

Simpson, Homer Simpson
he's the greatest guy in history
from the, town of Springfield
he's about to hit a chestnut tree...

Kenno90

Probably posted a million times before, so what's one more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p490t_6Z9aY

Lollers

From Bart Gets an Elephant.

Lisa: Dad how would you like to be sold to an ivory dealer ?
Homer: I'd like it fine.
Lisa: Even if he killed you and made your teeth into piano keys ?
Homer: Yes of course I would! Who wouldn't like that - to be part of the music scene.

norrie rugger

Hens love roosters, geese love ganders

And here it is thanks to the wonders of youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQN2ZxDsSB8

viper006

Bart: Dont do What Donny Dont Does.

Father Damo

Homer: You wanna know what I think?

Ray Patterson :No. Nobody wants to hear the non-sensical ravings of a loudmouthed malcontent.

Homer: [indignant gasp] Well! We'll see about that!

:pac:

Homer at his most idiotic and childish always made for the best tv. The garbage commissioner one and Homer going to university were probably the best examples of his childish desire to fcuk up good people His determination to hate the college dean despite the fact he was a good guy, based purely on a preconceived notion of what the crusty old dean should be like from 80s college films, classic


A classic Wiggum one and all

Wiggum :Homer Simpson, you are under arrest for the murders of Moe Syzlak and Apu Nah...nahoos...nahees......ah just Moe, just Moe.

Padkir

viper006 wrote: »

Bart: Dont do What Donny Dont Does.

Ugh, they could have made this clearer!

viper006

Guy: I understand that Mr. Simpson. But according to the computer, your credit history is not good.. It says here you've been pre-declined for every major credit card. It also says you grabbed a dog by the hind legs, and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner.
Homer: That was in the third grade!

Homer: That's it! I'll make money with a chauffeur job! Good thing you turned on that TV, Lisa.
Lisa: I didn't turn it on, I thought you turned it on..
Homer: No. Well anyway, turn it off.
Lisa: ..... It IS off... *X-Files music plays*

Lollers

viper006 wrote: »

Guy: I understand that Mr. Simpson. But according to the computer, your credit history is not good.. It says here you've been pre-declined for every major credit card. It also says you grabbed a dog by the hind legs, and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner.
Homer: That was in the third grade!

Guy: Yeah, well, it all goes on your premnament record.

Father Damo

Hutz: Your honour, I would like to move for a ...bad...court, thingy.

Judge: You mean a mistrial?

Hutz: Right! That's why you're the judge and I'm the...law...talkin...guy

Judge: You mean the lawyer?

Hutz: Right!


Judge: This verdict is written on a napkin....and it still says guilty.....and guilty is spelled wrong!


Hutz Voiceover: To my executor Lionel Hutz I leave $50,000.

Marge: Mister Hutz!

Hutz: You would be surprised how often that works, you really would!



Possibly the best of their very occasional guest characters.

Omackeral

Bart: Roman Numerals?!?! They never even tried to teach us this at school!

norrie rugger

Well it goes real slow, with the hammer down
It's the countrified truck, endorsed by a clown

Omackeral

norrie rugger wrote: »

Well it goes real slow, with the hammer down
It's the countrified truck, endorsed by a clown

12 yards long and two lanes wide
65 tons of American Pride.

Canyanero! Canyanero!

Top of the line in ultility sports
unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.

Canyenaro...oh-oh! Canyenaro!

Whoa Canyeno!!! YAH!!!

preddy

Lou: Cecil just voluntarily confessed, Chief

Wiggum: Well, that's some nice work, Lou. You'll make Sergeant for this.

Lou: Ah, I already am Sergeant, Chief

Wiggum: Perhaps you are. But I say Bob goes back to jail

Sideshow Bob: But surely! I mean...I..caught Cecil

Wiggum: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest

Lou: No I didn't, Chief

Wiggum: Quiet Lou, or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin.

Padkir

Omackeral wrote: »

12 yards long and two lanes wide
65 tons of American Pride.

Canyanero! Canyanero!

Top of the line in ultility sports
unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.

Canyenaro...oh-oh! Canyenaro!

Whoa Canyeno!!! YAH!!!

She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine! Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero!

im invisible

Omackeral wrote: »

Bart: Roman Numerals?!?! They never even tried to teach us this at school!

Think, Bart. Where have you seen Roman numerals before? I know...Rocky V! That was the fifth one. So, Rocky five plus Rocky two equals...Rocky VII! "Adrian's Revenge"!

viper006

Comic Book Guy is hooked up with agnes in his apartment.
The police break down the door.
WIGGUM
All right... oh! Dear God! Cover your eyes boys!
Eddie turns away and throws up. Lou comforts him.
LOU
It's okay, man. It doesn't affect you. You're not human.

Lollers

Moe is hooked up to a lie dectetor machine. It buzzes when he tells a lie.


Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns ?
Moe: No.
[buzz]
Moe: Alright maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him.
[ding]
Eddie: Ok, checks out. You are free to go.
Moe: Good, cause I got a hot date tonight.
[buzz]
Moe A date.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner with friends.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner alone.
[buzz]
Moe: Watching TV alone.
[buzz]
Moe: Alright I'm going to sit at home, and Ogle the ladies in the Victorias Secret catalogue.
[buzz]
Moe Sears catalogue.
[ding]
Moe: Now would you please unhook this ? I don't deserve this shabby kind of treatment.
[buzz]

the purple tin

Homer: Hey, Flanders. Bad day at the rat races?

Flanders: Yeah, a crazy guy shot a bunch of people and the subway ran over my hat.

Mick990

Captain Lance Murdock : When he's not in action , He's in traction

Riddle101

Abe Simpson: Mrs Bouvier, Mrs Bouvier, Mrs Bouvier!!!!*Smashes through window, falls from balcony and get's up* Mrs Bouvier!!!!. Honey don't marry Mr Burns, wouldn't you rather be with me instead?
Mrs Bouvier: No, I don't want to marry anyone.
Abe Simpson: Hot diggity, that's good enough for me*grabs her by the arm and leads her away*

drock747

Homer: now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth

Foreign guy: mountain dew or crab juice

Homer:yuuk eew jeez...I take a crab juice!

Cina

Homer(talking to kids): "And Then came the greatest moment of my life"

walks over to buffet table
George: "Hullo Homer, A'hm George 'arrison"
Homer: "Oh my God.... Where did you get that Brownie?!"
George: "There's a big pile of 'em over there"

walks away and starts eating brownies

George: "What a lovely fellow"

corblimey

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn and I'm not there
We built this city on rock and rooooll
Something, something, day