Dental plan!

Papa_Bear · 19-09-2012 3:35am

Smithers:

Get ready for exciting quater-mile action at the springfield drag strip.

It'll be motorised mayhem mayhem mayhem!

Do we need all those mayhems; we do, alright s'pose you know your business.

Get ready for fun fun fun! I......there already here we don't need to keep hustling them like this.

Let go of me. Where are THROWING ME...../crash

Wompa1 · 19-09-2012 4:37am

Homer in the lesbian bar: "Hey, something's not quite right here.....OH MY GOD! !! This place doesn't have a fire exit!! Enjoy your death trap ladies"

Butch lesbian: "What's her problem!?"

corblimey · 19-09-2012 9:21am

I said 'Step pause turn pause pivot step step' not 'Step pause turn pause pivot step pause'!

Nerdkiller1991 · 19-09-2012 3:40pm

corblimey wrote: »

I said 'Step pause turn pause pivot step step' not 'Step pause turn pause pivot step pause'!

"OH SHUDDER!"

idunno78 · 19-09-2012 6:20pm

Um.... This avocado just gave me a weddin ring....

Welsh Megaman · 19-09-2012 9:59pm

No quote needed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5FfJ89rGPc

AlmightyCushion · 19-09-2012 10:11pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u9JAt6gFqM

Wompa1 · 20-09-2012 2:09am

Smithers: "What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?"

Nephinbeg · 20-09-2012 11:49am

Homer listening to KBBL Phone Competition for Football tickets. Running for phone.

Presenter: Still waiting for that caller...
Homer: [runs in whimpering, grabs phone]
Presenter: Oh, we have a winner! What's your name, sir?
Ned (on radio): Ned Flanders!
Homer: Oh, not Flanders, anybody but Flanders
Ned: Well, golly, if that doesn't put the "shaz" in "shazam." Oh, listen: what's the cash value of those tickets so I can report it on my income tax?

Homer hits radio in a rage, which flips to station playing "Two Tickets to Paradise"

Homer momentarily looks upset but then obliviously sings along with air guitar solo

Homer: Excellent guitar riff

JohnMarston · 20-09-2012 11:59am

Homer:"I know you can read my mind boy. meow meow meow...."

Omackeral · 20-09-2012 3:17pm

^^^

Always had a bit of an issue with that court room scene actually! After Skinner says (in his head) 'I know you can read my mind' to Bart, Homer says ' I know you can read my thoughts boy'. Does this imply that Homer can also read Skinners thoughts!??!

corblimey · 20-09-2012 4:39pm

Omackeral wrote: »

^^^

Always had a bit of an issue with that court room scene actually! After Skinner says (in his head) 'I know you can read my mind' to Bart, Homer says ' I know you can read my thoughts boy'. Does this imply that Homer can also read Skinners thoughts!??!

Well, we know that Bart has the "shinning", so maybe he got it from Homer?

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

strokeslover · 21-09-2012 7:09am

"I'm a man of few words. Any questions?"

Nerdkiller1991 · 21-09-2012 4:33pm

corblimey wrote: »

Well, we know that Bart has the "shinning", so maybe he got it from Homer?

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

I assumed the whole thing about Bart's thoughts was only implied, since it may just be Bart thinking what Skinner and Homer might be thinking, judging from their respective attitudes. *Buzz Killington mode* And the Halloween episodes are non-canon, so Bart could not have gotten the "shinning" regardless. Also the Halloween episode in question aired well after "The Boy Who Knew Too Much".

*strokes chocolate bar crumbs off of "Genius at Work" shirt*

strokeslover wrote: »

"I'm a man of few words. Any questions?"

"Is the poop deck really what I think it means?"

jonsnow · 21-09-2012 4:42pm

Guide: On May 21, 1864, the men of the Ninth Bearded Infantry were
sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun. Suddenly, enemy
troops crested that hill over there.
Man 1: Fort Springfield, we surrender unconditionally!
Man 2: We're sick. We need leeches and hacksaws to saw off our
gangrenous limbs!
Guide: But the Springfield Brigade was too brave to accept the
surrender.
Man 3: Come on, boys! Those white flags are no match for our muskets.
[they charge]
Guide: And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as
they prayed for mercy.
[the children watch the mayhem and cheer]

Nerdkiller1991 · 21-09-2012 5:49pm

jonsnow wrote: »

Guide: On May 21, 1864, the men of the Ninth Bearded Infantry were
sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun. Suddenly, enemy
troops crested that hill over there.
Man 1: Fort Springfield, we surrender unconditionally!
Man 2: We're sick. We need leeches and hacksaws to saw off our
gangrenous limbs!
Guide: But the Springfield Brigade was too brave to accept the
surrender.
Man 3: Come on, boys! Those white flags are no match for our muskets.
[they charge]
Guide: And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as
they prayed for mercy.
[the children watch the mayhem and cheer]

"Hey, they're trying to learn for free!"

"GET 'EM!"

"Use your phoney guns as clubs!"

Me_Grapes · 21-09-2012 9:36pm

Krusty: So I'm watching TV today
Homer: Whooo, Tv
Kursty: And all I keep seeing is dead celebrities hawking products. You've got poor old Vincent Price floating around in a toilet keg telling me about "the horrors" of an unfresh bowl. And I'll tell you something else: I do not believe Winston Churchill would eat at a place called "Der Weinerschnitzel!" There's nothing those Madison Avenue types won't do to get us to buy their crap.

*Crowd cheer in agreement

Homer: IMPEACH CHURCHILL!!!!

Riddle101 · 23-09-2012 9:47pm

From today's episodes, the one where Grandpa becomes a write for ichy and scratchy and Homer tries to pass remedial science. Also the whacking day episode.

From the first episode
Homer's brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the horrible secret from your past.
Homer: Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Marge: Oh, my God!
Homer's brain: No, the other secret!

Bart: What about Grampa? He's pretty out of it. He let those guys use his checkbook for a whole year.

Homer: Ah it'll be great to see the old gang again. Richie, Potsy, Raplh malph, The Fonz.
Marge: Homer that's Happy Days.
Homer: No they weren't all happy days, like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.

Roger Myers: Ok you little maggots. This is what a real writer looks like, and you know why he's a better writer then all of you. life expierence.
Writer: I did a report on life expierence.
Roger Myer: Shut up!!!

Homer: Hello Dongelinger....
Mr Dondelinger: That's Mr Dondelinger to you!

Mr Dondelinger: Ok class, I will be teaching remedial science 1A. Of course my wife just passed away recently, so this is just something to get my mind off of it.
Homer: Will this be on the test?
Mr Dondelinger: No!
*homer rubs out dead wife from his paper*

From whacking day episode
Mayor Quimby: Now i'd like to introduce you all to our grand marshall, the prophet of love Larry White.
Barry White: It's Barry White
Quimby: It says here it's Larry White
Barry White: I know my own name.
Quimby: Yeah well we'll see.

Bart: Whacking Day is a sham, it was originally conceived to beat up the Irish.
Irish Man: Tis true, I took many a lump. Twas all in good fun.

O Whacking Day, O Whacking Day/Our hallowed snake-skull cracking day/We'll break their backs/Gouge out their eyes/Their evil hearts we'll pulverize/O Whacking Day, O Whacking Day/May God bestow his grace on Thee.

Mayor Quimby: Hey look how many snakes I killed.
Crowd: Boo!!!
Quimby: You people are morons!!!
Woman in crowd: He's right.
Guy in Crowd: Give us hell Quimby.

Principal Skinner: We give them their bikes, no one sues. [laughes nervously]
Willie: [laughes] What if they're dead, sir?
Principal Skinnger: Then we ride these bikes to Mexico, and freedom, Willie! Freedom!
Wille: Freedom! [laughes, then under his breath] Yeah, I'll turn you in at the first toll booth.

corblimey · 24-09-2012 9:55am

A quote from season 22!

Bart: A kid at school's going to beat me up.
Marge: Is it Milhouse?
Bart: Milhouse couldn't beat me up.
Marge: Are you sure? He's having a growth spurt.
Bart: It's not Milhouse!
Marge: Is it a girl?
Bart: It's Nelson!
Marge: Hm. I never figured him for the bully type. Well if he's got you cornered and Milhouse isn't there to help you, there's only one way out. Make him feel good about himself.
Bart: How do I do that?
Marge: I don't know. Compliment his glasses.
Bart: It's not Milhouse!

Nerdkiller1991 · 24-09-2012 10:41am

corblimey wrote: »

A quote from season 22!

Uh oh. You should run, now...NOW! BEFORE THEY FIND YOU!

JohnMarston · 24-09-2012 11:33am

Marge [to Homer]: Why do you have so many bowling balls?
Homer: Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. So long. [leaves]

Wompa1 · 24-09-2012 11:36am

Smithers: "About as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook."
Kent Brockman: "and that's an OUCH for Madonna!"

Father Damo · 24-09-2012 11:56am

Birch Barlow: Mayor Quimby, you are well known for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob....
Mayor Quimby: What is your question?
Birch Barlow: My question is about the budget, sir.

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
Sideshow Bob: No, I did not.
Lionel Hutz: (to Bart and Lisa) Kids, help.

Ms Krabappel (flirting): Need a ride home?
Drederick Tatum/ Tyson: I would not advise it. Seriously :pac: