Dental plan!

Nerdkiller1991

"GASP! Someone spilled beer in this ashtray!"

im invisible

TRAB PU KCIP, TRAB PU KCIP

Wise Old Elf

im invisible wrote: »

TRAB PU KCIP, TRAB PU KCIP

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Pick a bar? What the hell does that mean?

JohnMarston

Hank scorpio is easily one of my favourites

Tatankbull

"You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you Mr. Plow?"

Nerdkiller1991

Treehouse of Horror VI is on RTE TWO now.

Hockney

TV Presenter: A can of corn costs......fifty-seven cents!

Otto: Man, I could sure go for a can of corn.

Nerdkiller1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHmio3dOckI

corblimey

Brodka: Hey, kid: one more thing. If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Capisce? ... Well, do you understand?
Bart: Everything except "capisce".

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Brodka: I hope you're going to the Valley Vista Try-N-Save, kid, 'cause you don't want to come to my store. Cat fish?

Father Damo

Otto: What about all my stuff?

Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old psycho magazines!

Otto: Wow...I had mustard?!?

G.K.

Homer: Where's Waldo? Nope. Nope. Nope. It'd be a lot easier without all these people...

Nerdkiller1991

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100619054616/simpsons/images/d/d6/Waldo.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rtOXMZlMTkg/SNr0rHBisMI/AAAAAAAABRY/fzJjDgOcI1A/s400/waldo_simpsons4.jpg

"Man, he's not trying anymore."

im invisible

Tatankbull wrote: »

"You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you Mr. Plow?"

Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?

Homer: Kiss my Asphalt...

Nerdkiller1991

"Could this record breaking heat wave be the result of the dreaded Greenhouse Effect? Well, if 70 degree days in the middle of winter are the price of car pollution, you'll forgive me if I keep my old Pontiac."

D2D

Homer: "Moo?" Lenny, you were supposed to be "E".
Carl: See what happens when you skip rehearsal

Tatankbull

Groundskeeper Willie: It won’t last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.

Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

corblimey

Marge: Lisa, I know a song that will cheer you up. "There once was an ugly duckling..."
Lisa: So you think I'm ugly?!
Marge: Noooo. No, I meant you were one of the good-looking ducks... that makes fun of the ugly one

JohnMarston

Nerdkiller1991

"Oh, sure. Let's see. I'm an elk. A Mason. A communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Ah, here it is. The Stonecutters."

"This is it! My ticket in! They have to let me in if I'm the son of a member. *runs out, then back in* I'll take this communist one too."

krudler

this thread is officially 2 years old

Nerdkiller1991

krudler wrote: »

this thread is officially 2 years old

What? It's not Denental Plan's birthday?

dttq

Kilkenny14

Currently rewatching Season 5 so many classic episodes, including Marge on the lam. My favourite parts inlcude

Fireman; "Homer this is never easy to say, I'm gonna have to saw your arms off"

Homer: "They'll grow back right"

Fireman "Ah.....yeah"

Homer; "Phew"

Homer's card to do the opposite of what Bart says![HTML][/HTML]

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, when I couldn't help but overhear you are in need of a babysitter. Now, as a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.
Homer: We pay $8.00 for the night and you can take two Popsicles out of the freezer.
Lionel Hutz: Three.
Homer: Two.
Lionel Hutz: Okay, two, and I get to keep this old birdcage.
Homer: Done.
Lionel Hutz (to himself): Still got it!

And some classic Police Chief Wiggum;

"Oh my God, it just disappeared - it's a ghost car!"

Omackeral

Ralph Wiggum (to his Gangster kidnapper upon spotting Chief Wiggum): Look Big Daddy, it's regular Daddy.

derfderf

Ok, ok, don't panic. To find Flanders, I've just got to think like Flanders.
"I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater every day and.." The Springfield River!

Riddle101

"Slow down, sidewalks are for normal walking. Not fancy walking" - Gasper

"You never know what people are capable of. I didn't think I could shoot down a German Plane, but last year I proved myself wrong" - Abe Simpson

Volvagia

Ice Delivery Man: You've got to start charging more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition!
Apu: If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it.

talla10

Lional Hutz: don't worry Mrs Simpson I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was off but I think I got the gist of it

Nerdkiller1991

talla10 wrote: »

Lional Hutz: don't worry Mrs Simpson I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was off but I think I got the gist of it

"Well, we didn't win. Here's your pizza."

"But we did win."

"That's okay, the box is empty."

krudler

"If you're good, pizza."
"If we're bad?"
"....poison"
"What if one of us is good and one of us is bad?"
"poison pizza."
"oh no I'm not making two stops"