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yerwanthere123 · 22-12-2013 10:03PM

Uh oh:

"(Girl 1) is claiming my sister (Girl 2) scrawled her last night! Just to clear up her lie- (Girl 2) wasn't anywhere even close to her! She has just made up a complete bare faced lie to blacken here name and then of course comments about her parenting skills! Low blows for low life! Her draining ness is toxic! She clearly doesn't have a Yolo philosophy!"

Merry Christmas everyone!

wnolan1992 · 22-12-2013 10:09PM

"scrawled"?

kumate_champ07 · 22-12-2013 10:36PM

"Lads. i tell. Ya. Girls. Dease. Days. Going. Around talking about girls to. Boys. And. the. Boys tells. Ya back. They. Realy should be. A shame. Of dere selfs. Ahh. ****. It. Talk. Is cheep. Keep. Talking biches. Yas are making me. more famours"

Custardpi · 22-12-2013 10:47PM

I read that last one in my head in this guy's voice.

coolhull · 22-12-2013 10:49PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

"Lads. i tell. Ya. Girls. Dease. Days. Going. Around talking about girls to. Boys. And. the. Boys tells. Ya back. They. Realy should be. A shame. Of dere selfs. Ahh. ****. It. Talk. Is cheep. Keep. Talking biches. Yas are making me. more famours"

A unique form of writing. :rolleyes:

MurdyWurdy · 22-12-2013 10:54PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

"scrawled"?

Seriously, I need to know. What on earth is scrawled?

The first thing that came to mind was girl 1 passed out drunk and girl 2 drew penises all over her face.

Toto Wolfcastle · 22-12-2013 10:56PM

Scrawled as in scratched at would imagine. I remember using it as that when I was a kid.

Napper Hawkins · 22-12-2013 11:01PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

"Lads. i tell. Ya. Girls. Dease. Days. Going. Around talking about girls to. Boys. And. the. Boys tells. Ya back. They. Realy should be. A shame. Of dere selfs. Ahh. ****. It. Talk. Is cheep. Keep. Talking biches. Yas are making me. more famours"

That took about 15 seconds to read and I'm usually quite good at translating idiot.

MurdyWurdy · 23-12-2013 12:09AM

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

Scrawled as in scratched at would imagine. I remember using it as that when I was a kid.

Aww, my one is much more fun

GoAheadCaller · 23-12-2013 05:56PM

http://s28.postimg.org/6k8zg1tj1/Untitled.png

As much sympathy as I have for him, is facebook really the place for this sort of update?

GoAheadCaller · 23-12-2013 05:56PM

http://s28.postimg.org/6k8zg1tj1/Untitled.png

As much sympathy as I have for him, is facebook really the place for this sort of update?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 23-12-2013 05:57PM

what would you suggest, hire a town crier?

Tasden · 23-12-2013 05:59PM

GoAheadCaller wrote: »

http://s28.postimg.org/6k8zg1tj1/Untitled.png

As much sympathy as I have for him, is facebook really the place for this sort of update?

But look at all the likes he got

Although in fairness, close family would have been updated directly and now others will know from Facebook so it is handy enough not having to call people to let them know or whatever

GoAheadCaller · 23-12-2013 06:02PM

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

what would you suggest, hire a town crier?

It just comes across as attention/sympathy seeking though, this was a public update. It's the type of sensitive info personally I would only talk to family and very close friends about, let them know in person or a phone call or something and not just broadcast publically all over the internet.

krudler · 23-12-2013 06:12PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

"Lads. i tell. Ya. Girls. Dease. Days. Going. Around talking about girls to. Boys. And. the. Boys tells. Ya back. They. Realy should be. A shame. Of dere selfs. Ahh. ****. It. Talk. Is cheep. Keep. Talking biches. Yas are making me. more famours"

It's facebook via telegram!

Meeting the girlies stop Mad one planned stop YOLO stop hungover.com stop send lucozade stop

December2012 · 23-12-2013 07:08PM

GoAheadCaller wrote: »

It just comes across as attention/sympathy seeking though, this was a public update. It's the type of sensitive info personally I would only talk to family and very close friends about, let them know in person or a phone call or something and not just broadcast publically all over the internet.

Personally I find nothing wrong with his post.

GarIT · 23-12-2013 07:12PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

"scrawled"?

Dumb Facebook slang for Scratched.

coolhull · 23-12-2013 08:01PM

GoAheadCaller wrote: »

http://s28.postimg.org/6k8zg1tj1/Untitled.png

As much sympathy as I have for him, is facebook really the place for this sort of update?

Its not the way I would have done it, but who am I to judge?

PopePalpatine · 23-12-2013 08:18PM

I feel old for not knowing this alternate use for "scrawled", and I'm only 19.

PizzamanIRL · 23-12-2013 08:23PM

Is There Anything Worse Than Waiting On Tan Too Dry

No. There's absolutely nothing worse in the world than waiting for tan to try.

Lisha · 23-12-2013 08:50PM

GarIT wrote: »

Dumb Facebook slang for Scratched.

I'm amazed at all the hate for 'scrawled'
It's a totally normal word meaning scratched.
Or if you had bad untidy writing you'd be told to 'stop scrawling'

b_mac · 23-12-2013 08:50PM

I was having a few beers last night, while reminiscing on times gone by, I decided to have a look at fb profiles of girls that I was messing around with(all 6 of them) in my younger days.

First girl that popped into my head was a little cracker from Tyrone... 5'1, petite, smart and an accent that alone would do it for me. Definately the best looking girl I was ever with. I always wondered how that ended and if there was any chance of one more weekend of madness. So stumbled on to her profile and...

FULL TIME MAMMY.

Only thing I saw on her page before I logged off and went to bed.

GarIT · 23-12-2013 09:14PM

Lisha wrote: »

I'm amazed at all the hate for 'scrawled'
It's a totally normal word meaning scratched.
Or if you had bad untidy writing you'd be told to 'stop scrawling'

I just checked Collin's and Oxford dictionaries and dictionary.com. Scrawled is not a word for anything other than to write hastily/badly.

Lisha · 23-12-2013 09:47PM

GarIT wrote: »

I just checked Collin's and Oxford dictionaries and dictionary.com. Scrawled is not a word for anything other than to write hastily/badly.

Yes I checked too. All I can say is that in my north cork vernacular scrawled and scratched are interchangeable .

shruikan2553 · 23-12-2013 11:06PM

b_mac wrote: »

I was having a few beers last night, while reminiscing on times gone by, I decided to have a look at fb profiles of girls that I was messing around with(all 6 of them) in my younger days.

First girl that popped into my head was a little cracker from Tyrone... 5'1, petite, smart and an accent that alone would do it for me. Definately the best looking girl I was ever with. I always wondered how that ended and if there was any chance of one more weekend of madness. So stumbled on to her profile and...

FULL TIME MAMMY.

Only thing I saw on her page before I logged off and went to bed.

Cant remember if I mentioned this before but I have some sort of ability to think of a person I went to school with and guess correctly on whether they have children. My friends had fun naming people I havent heard of for years and yet being able to guess correctly.

IvyTheTerrible · 23-12-2013 11:20PM

Lisha wrote: »

Yes I checked too. All I can say is that in my north cork vernacular scrawled and scratched are interchangeable .

Ye lot exchange 'let' and 'left' so I'm not taking any English advice from you!

rawn · 24-12-2013 02:47PM

"Pj day wit my lil woman she cnt wait 4 da big man 2 cum tonite xx"

That sounds. .. wrong

GoAheadCaller · 25-12-2013 01:50AM

rawn wrote: »

"Pj day wit my lil woman she cnt wait 4 da big man 2 cum tonite xx"

That sounds. .. wrong

Feckin hell, think that's one for the authorities not this thread!

BNMC · 25-12-2013 02:16AM

PJ the pervert.

Mint Aero · 25-12-2013 02:19AM

rawn wrote: »

"Pj day wit my lil woman she cnt wait 4 da big man 2 cum tonite xx"

That sounds. .. wrong

LOL times a thousand.

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