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Santy was good!!!!! Merry Christmas to you and yours! Eat,drink and merry folks wherever you are!
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You get the point...

PizzamanIRL

Why is the poll on this thread about being friends with your parents?

up for anything

In the scrawled/scratched debate - there is also another word - scraubed - which would have been used back in my day. Haven't heard it in ages.

GarIT

up for anything wrote: »

In the scrawled/scratched debate - there is also another word - scraubed - which would have been used back in my day. Haven't heard it in ages.

My granny was telling me in the 40 in Dublin they said scrabed, but then again they used the wrong words for everything.

Frankie Lee

Scraubed/Skrawbed was a common word in the mideast(Kildare/Offaly border) up till a few years ago. Never heard of scrawled before.

El Weirdo

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Why is the poll on this thread about being friends with your parents?

This thread is a mish-mash of several threads merged back when the mods around here were a bunch of cunts.

Dark days. Dark days indeed.

Wilberto

Frankie Lee wrote: »

Scraubed/Skrawbed was a common word in the mideast(Kildare/Offaly border) up till a few years ago. Never heard of scrawled before.

I think the general consensus is that "scrawled" is more of a Cork word, much to my amazement. I thought it was used everywhere!!!

Oh well, I'm proud of my Cork slang and my Cork roots!! :P :P!!

cantdecide

Got through the security screening area with Ronan O'Gara right behind us...and realised I was wearing an England rugby woolly hat. How embarrassing...

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Tetra

"desperate ex`s ive upgraded seriously **** off cry me a river build a bridge and get the **** over it"

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I'm friends with a friends sister in America. She's in her 40s, is seriously into surfing and had a cracking body back in the day. She has 4 kids, 4 different baby daddies. Is recently divorced but is now with the love of her life, the most amazing man in the world and constantly updates her Facebook with pictures of this dude on the laptop, getting his hair cut, out of the shower, ect with random lovey dovey messages written over. They're literally together 4 months. Anyway -

Tonight she posts an old pic of her in a bikini, abs, and a tag #beforeihad6kidslol

Someone commented and was like wow I know I've not seen you in a long time but 6 kids? How did I miss that.
She replies, "well I have four and *boyfriend* has two". Hahahaha it's people like her that makes me love facebook

thesandeman

LexieOnRale wrote: »

constantly updates her Facebook with pictures of this dude on the laptop, getting his hair cut, out of the shower, ect /quote]



No matter how many times I read the last five words of the above quote I still read it as 'out of the shower erect'

Tetra

"You ****ing slut ..... 3 women in less than 3 weeks ..... n god u ay no oil painting .... must be the legs opening .....no wonder ..... God help u when the 'court case' starts you know wot ..... funny enuff I doh stick up for slags......"

and:

"My slut of an ex girlfriend thinks she can rub my nose in everything ..... she is nothing but a cheat, liar, user, money grabber, pikey scum, have to tell her to wash, vile piece of work ....hope she enjoys her new bint, coz true colours always show .... Thank **** she let me off ... or God knows ......... Plus lying about her age... that was not funny ... think that hurt the most ...... tell you people ..never meet people on here coz they certainly aren't who they say they are ......... just lies"

and:

"I've been dissed, laffed at, robbed, took for a fool, ridiculed, all by some lyin little school girl who lied about her age...... Don 't worry she was older than school, shame her brain is still there, but too thick to pass an exam ..... God wot a fool ..... Enjoy ya waste if a life bitch, coz this bitch has moved on twice.... Oh best of both worlds ........... U silly sily bint !!!!!"

and:

"No ****er takes me for a fool again.... Yeah learned the hard way, but the right way ...... U r dead to me bitch, enjoy while u can u coz u will always use n always be damaged ........ Oh doh like that, ****in tough........ U will never marry n never have a baby ...... So as for wot u said to me the other night...... I'm more than half way there................ — feeling great."

All from the same person today...

LostBoy101

If he is calling her a tick it's the other way round to be honest :P

yerwanthere123

Tetra wrote: »

"You ****ing slut ..... 3 women in less than 3 weeks ..... n god u ay no oil painting .... must be the legs opening .....no wonder ..... God help u when the 'court case' starts you know wot ..... funny enuff I doh stick up for slags......"

and:

"My slut of an ex girlfriend thinks she can rub my nose in everything ..... she is nothing but a cheat, liar, user, money grabber, pikey scum, have to tell her to wash, vile piece of work ....hope she enjoys her new bint, coz true colours always show .... Thank **** she let me off ... or God knows ......... Plus lying about her age... that was not funny ... think that hurt the most ...... tell you people ..never meet people on here coz they certainly aren't who they say they are ......... just lies"

and:

"I've been dissed, laffed at, robbed, took for a fool, ridiculed, all by some lyin little school girl who lied about her age...... Don 't worry she was older than school, shame her brain is still there, but too thick to pass an exam ..... God wot a fool ..... Enjoy ya waste if a life bitch, coz this bitch has moved on twice.... Oh best of both worlds ........... U silly sily bint !!!!!"

and:

"No ****er takes me for a fool again.... Yeah learned the hard way, but the right way ...... U r dead to me bitch, enjoy while u can u coz u will always use n always be damaged ........ Oh doh like that, ****in tough........ U will never marry n never have a baby ...... So as for wot u said to me the other night...... I'm more than half way there................ — feeling great."

All from the same person today...

Nothing says "I'm over you" like lambasting your ex multiple times on a public platform.

Achtung Maybe

There are a few contenders for this but my own "favourite" has to be: Insert coin to view status

Tetra

"So I have been thinking about my life the last few days; about what it is that I really want. I've after some deliberation, I have made the following list.

1.) Work with my friends to start a multimillion (billion?) dollar business so that I know that I will be stable and self-sufficient for the remainder of my life.
2.) Start going to the gym every day until I get my body weight down to 145 again, and have nice tone. (a 65 lb. loss required to achieve)
3.) Purchase a car within the next 2 months.
4.) Develop my apartment into a home - fully furnished
and finally...
5.) Get MY girl back and be a family with her and her daughter.

Your support and encouragement would be very helpful and appreciated."

yerwanthere123

Tetra wrote: »

"So I have been thinking about my life the last few days; about what it is that I really want. I've after some deliberation, I have made the following list.

1.) Work with my friends to start a multimillion (billion?) dollar business so that I know that I will be stable and self-sufficient for the remainder of my life.
2.) Start going to the gym every day until I get my body weight down to 145 again, and have nice tone. (a 65 lb. loss required to achieve)
3.) Purchase a car within the next 2 months.
4.) Develop my apartment into a home - fully furnished
and finally...
5.) Get MY girl back and be a family with her and her daughter.

Your support and encouragement would be very helpful and appreciated."

I like how the one at the top of the list is the least achievable

Mint Aero

Wilberto wrote: »

I think the general consensus is that "scrawled" is more of a Cork word, much to my amazement. I thought it was used everywhere!!!

Oh well, I'm proud of my Cork slang and my Cork roots!! :P :P!!

Like what in the habitual f*ck?! Scrawled is a real word, used everwywhere in the world. Are y'is on drugs or what?

A Brad Maddox Guy

GarIT wrote: »

My granny was telling me in the 40 in Dublin they said scrabed, but then again they used the wrong words for everything.

I used 'scrabbed' as a child and I'm only 22. Though I had forgotten about that word entirely until reading the scrawled debate.

GoldenLight

Mint Aero wrote: »

Like what in the habitual f*ck?! Scrawled is a real word, used everwywhere in the world. Are y'is on drugs or what?

Really, where are you from and where do you live, how often do you hear that term of phrase, I now understand what it means, but I never heard it used until this thread, by the way how is it pronounced cause I would love to use it in the future. Verbally

SV

Tetra wrote: »

"So I have been thinking about my life the last few days; about what it is that I really want. I've after some deliberation, I have made the following list.

1.) Work with my friends to start a multimillion (billion?) dollar business so that I know that I will be stable and self-sufficient for the remainder of my life.
2.) Start going to the gym every day until I get my body weight down to 145 again, and have nice tone. (a 65 lb. loss required to achieve)
3.) Purchase a car within the next 2 months.
4.) Develop my apartment into a home - fully furnished
and finally...
5.) Get MY girl back and be a family with her and her daughter.

Your support and encouragement would be very helpful and appreciated."

Did you not post this a few weeks back aswell?
I've definitely seen this before

IvyTheTerrible

SV wrote: »

Did you not post this a few weeks back aswell?
I've definitely seen this before

I was just about to post that! Thought I was having some sort of deja vu!

Mint Aero

GoldenLight wrote: »

Really, where are you from and where do you live, how often do you hear that term of phrase, I now understand what it means, but I never heard it used until this thread, by the way how is it pronounced cause I would love to use it in the future. Verbally

Limerick. My old man must've said it umpteen times this Christmas with people sending cards with their scrawl all over it. Google gives a definition so am I missing something? I didn't read back to see the beginnings of it on this thread .

Tetra

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

I was just about to post that! Thought I was having some sort of deja vu!

Oops maybe I did sorry Am just scrolling down through my newsfeed, haven't been on facebook for a while

yerwanthere123

Tetra wrote: »

Oops maybe I did sorry Am just scrolling down through my newsfeed, haven't been on facebook for a while

Was that posted by the same person who announced that they were going to try and get involved in politics, culminating in a bid for US presidency? I remember seeing that before.

Lisha

Mint Aero wrote: »

Like what in the habitual f*ck?! Scrawled is a real word, used everwywhere in the world. Are y'is on drugs or what?

I agree Mint Aero

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2529327/Scrawled-notes-al-Qaida-leader-reveal-plot-kidnap-UN-peacekeepers-Syria.html

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/A_Scrawled_Note_(Skyrim)

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/opinion/columnists/matthewparris/article3301195.ece

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?rd=1&word=scrawl

GoldenLight

Lisha wrote: »

I agree Mint Aero

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2529327/Scrawled-notes-al-Qaida-leader-reveal-plot-kidnap-UN-peacekeepers-Syria.html

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/A_Scrawled_Note_(Skyrim)

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/opinion/columnists/matthewparris/article3301195.ece

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?rd=1&word=scrawl

Can I quote all of you, I've never heard of it as a word, so Sorry, but as a world it must exsist, what exactly dose it mean? define it

Mint Aero

GoldenLight wrote: »

Can I quote all of you, I've never heard of it as a word, so Sorry, but as a world it must exsist, what exactly dose it mean? define it

To write something hastily and it ends up looking like sh*te

GoldenLight

Mint Aero wrote: »

To write something hastily and it ends up looking like sh*te

I understand that connection, oh be jayus so is that what scrally means. really now I get it, it likes burning someone it's like scalding someone, (Dublin pharse) regardless of what they say, your allowed scalded them, am I right ?

Mint Aero

GoldenLight wrote: »

I understand that connection, oh be jayus so is that what scrally means. really now I get it, it likes burning someone it's like scalding someone, (Dublin pharse) regardless of what they say, your allowed scalded them, am I right ?

Hold on now a sec, I've read back a bit more and it transpires the debate was about scrawled meaning scratched too? Now, I've never heard of that before. If anything having the letter L in a word for scratching is ludicrous, because L is soft sounding and scratching needs to be rough sounding with the -atch or an itch, anywhoo I'm talking nonsense now