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wnolan1992

As bad and all as the misspelled racist diatribes are, the above is more depressing to read. The fact that someone sat down and thought "Y'know what? I think I'll post incredibly detailed personal info on a public forum! People need to know what medical tests I had done today." is really troubling to me.

kunst nugget

I think the above person is treating facebook like a diary without having the filter or the self awareness to realise that other people will be reading it that mightn't care for her posts and/or find them comedic (trying to figure that one out myself). I don't know, maybe it's release valve. It'd probably be best dealt with a counsellor but if you've limited funds and you're going through the HSE, that sh¡t's like gold dust. Whatever it is, it's the opposite of vaguebooking. tmibooking?

JohnMearsheimer

NegativeCreep wrote: »

What's funny about that?

When I say comedic value I mean that this person has no self awareness at all. She posts the most self indulgent waffle and will milk it for it for all its worth. All her posts over share about every aspect of her life, not just health related ones. This person posts every morning and will tell you in depth about what the're doing that day. For the post I posted above a simple all's ok would have done besides saying her anxiety is caused by waiting to live her life. Many of her posts are like the ones below.

'LoOoOOk it's just so FWUFFY! hehehe Coffee time! Deffo in the mood to get work done today! Morning!'

Morning! Made myself a mocha a decided Prodigy was a good way to start the morning! Legends! This is my fave prodigy track. What's yours?

Made it safely to Holland! In my apartment now! I love it so much! Its so goddamn cute! I can't stop screaming hehehe. Never had my own place before...pants off dance off! Heheheh yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

BNMC

Dumbass 1: "out wit me girlies 4 a fw medwedk drinks were soooooo noughty"

Dumbass 2: "heehe xx"
Dumbass 1: "woooop woooop xx"
Dumbass2: ";)"
Dumbass 3: "yeeeeehawwww xxxx"

Fcuk off!!

Sinfonia

BNMC wrote: »

Dumbass 1: "out wit me girlies 4 a fw medwedk drinks were soooooo noughty"

Dumbass 2: "heehe xx"
Dumbass 1: "woooop woooop xx"
Dumbass2: ";)"
Dumbass 3: "yeeeeehawwww xxxx"

Fcuk off!!

Predictions for tomorrow:

Dumbass 1: "dyn 2d, nvr agen! - with Dumbass 2 and Dumbass 3"

Dumbass 2: "i no im n bits hun need cofee xx"


Also, lol at 'medwedk'

glass_onion

JohnMearsheimer wrote: »

When I say comedic value I mean that this person has no self awareness at all. She posts the most self indulgent waffle and will milk it for it for all its worth.

I consider this stuff as mass against the classes.Like you showed there,some will post to get the sympathy like.Then i think others who will post because it is their only outlet.Then there's some who suffer but never post it on social media.

coolhull

BNMC wrote: »

Dumbass 1: "out wit me girlies 4 a fw medwedk drinks were soooooo noughty"

Dumbass 2: "heehe xx"
Dumbass 1: "woooop woooop xx"
Dumbass2: ";)"
Dumbass 3: "yeeeeehawwww xxxx"

Fcuk off!!

I heard they spent the entire night discussing the lesser-known works of Shakespeare

Super-Rush

Yesterday.

Coors light is our best friend always there for us when we need it 😊 🍻 — with Chesty LeRoux.

22 hours ago.

Coors turned into red bull and vodka ,, drunkies 😊 — with Chesty LeRoux.

20 hours ago.

Vodka!! 😊 — with Chesty LeRoux.

18 hours ago.

Full! — with Chesty LeRoux.

8 hours ago.

Please someone get me a breakfast roll and bring it up to me ! Ill love ya's forever!#Dyin

I hour ago.

Lads im in terrible bad form ! I'm atin myself,,!! Drink would depress ya!#Saddyface

kEJCDWBWECjkcwEKBJCejkbwLKMDMQWKLELKNMECQDW:mad:

coolhull

Poor Chester LeRoux

padd b1975

A niece of a friend of mine was bragging about getting tickets to see Beyoncé, the conversation soon moved on onto how to smuggle a camera phone into the gig.....

I heard she's fab live and ur rite up at da stage but just a warning when da say no camera da mean it so sneek it down da bra day dont pat u down dar and keep an eye on da bouncers cause day will take it and ur never c'n it again

You learn something new every day.

padd b1975

A niece of a friend of mine was bragging about getting tickets to see Beyoncé, the conversation soon moved on onto how to smuggle a camera phone into the gig.....

I heard she's fab live and ur rite up at da stage but just a warning when da say no camera da mean it so sneek it down da bra day dont pat u down dar and keep an eye on da bouncers cause day will take it and ur never c'n it again

You learn something new every day.

EuskalHerria

padd b1975 wrote: »

A niece of a friend of mine was bragging about getting tickets to see Beyoncé, the conversation soon moved on onto how to smuggle a camera phone into the gig.....






You learn something new every day.

People need to be careful about what they post on Facebook. If Al Qaeda get a hold of this smuggling technique.........jebus forbid.

xploderz

"R.I.P Mandiba tru hero wat u dn 4 d world wil eko for a lyfetim ill sleep betta 2nit knwin ur watchn ova us"



Anyway I had to do a little digging through his past status updates, but it was worth it - this is from April 2013:

"fkn nigrian in d post off dis mrnnin n front ov me yer 1 hands hm ova 300 euros in 50s n 20s nd d big angry monky face on hm walkn away d lest y cud do is smyl ya ungratful c.u.n.t ya wud gt laffed outta it in der country tryna claim dat mch money"

The worrying part was this had 19 likes. In fairness, I know it means nothing but he genuinely does have dyslexia. Still no excuse for this rubbish.

SV

xploderz wrote: »

"R.I.P Mandiba tru hero wat u dn 4 d world wil eko for a lyfetim ill sleep betta 2nit knwin ur watchn ova us"



Anyway I had to do a little digging through his past status updates, but it was worth it - this is from April 2013:

"fkn nigrian in d post off dis mrnnin n front ov me yer 1 hands hm ova 300 euros in 50s n 20s nd d big angry monky face on hm walkn away d lest y cud do is smyl ya ungratful c.u.n.t ya wud gt laffed outta it in der country tryna claim dat mch money"

The worrying part was this had 19 likes. In fairness, I know it means nothing but he genuinely does have dyslexia. Still no excuse for this rubbish.

I agree, dyslexia is never an excuse for blatant racism. Never see any stuff like that on my news feed, thankfully.

xploderz

SV wrote: »

I agree, dyslexia is never an excuse for blatant racism. Never see any stuff like that on my news feed, thankfully.

Yeah, I meant for the spelling though.

Here's another recent update:

"Thug lyf niggazzz hit em up hit em up wit <edited> and <edited>"

everdead.ie

xploderz wrote: »

"R.I.P Mandiba tru hero wat u dn 4 d world wil eko for a lyfetim ill sleep betta 2nit knwin ur watchn ova us"



Anyway I had to do a little digging through his past status updates, but it was worth it - this is from April 2013:

"fkn nigrian in d post off dis mrnnin n front ov me yer 1 hands hm ova 300 euros in 50s n 20s nd d big angry monky face on hm walkn away d lest y cud do is smyl ya ungratful c.u.n.t ya wud gt laffed outta it in der country tryna claim dat mch money"

The worrying part was this had 19 likes. In fairness, I know it means nothing but he genuinely does have dyslexia. Still no excuse for this rubbish.

I don't see how dyslexia has anything to do with it bar the inability to use English correctly.

DoozerT6

*Madiba

Methinks someone was getting Nelson Mandela confused with a Sinead O Connor song!

xploderz

DoozerT6 wrote: »

*Madiba

Methinks someone was getting Nelson Mandela confused with a Sinead O Connor song!

That's the only typing error you spotted? :pac:

DoozerT6

xploderz wrote: »

That's the only typing error you spotted? :pac:

Haha, I think I tuned the rest of it out!! How anybody could write (type) like that is beyond me. But I am a grammar fiend I'm afraid. Soz bout dat!

implausible

DoozerT6 wrote: »

*Madiba

Methinks someone was getting Nelson Mandela confused with a Sinead O Connor song!

Ah, in fairness even the Taoiseach had difficulty spelling that one:rolleyes:

shruikan2553

A picture of a friend was on facebook and a comment was ""U look fab <Person>!! Xx" and underneath was "See Translation"

Not even facebook knows what they are saying.

Festy

Festy wrote: »

Here's a few gems I came across all from the same fella ofc


garda nd county concil ar kiking me nd the young fella outa tullamore fukin kunts just after gettin setteled nd now im movin again fukin kunt of a life

went ta fas today goh in wih them now i have ta go do my cv nd go askin around in garages to see if anyone is willin to take me on nd if so i have ta do 4 years in collage buh **** ih it well worth 640 a month so ih is ill have a skyline in notime nd went nd goh me provishinal lisence taday aswell so im goin ta geh a moped hahah love ih things ar sartin to look up for me love life

This lad will be going places in his skyline...


Ohh wait




Up in court now im up with 32 charges could be lookin ah time inside fora while

:pac:

Follow up


Fukin packed nd the judge said shes givin me 2 yeArs fukin wanker


Nice1 Judge

Birneybau

*Snob alert*

I'm actually quite surprised how many of ye are friends with scumbags.

Festy

Birneybau wrote: »

*Snob alert*

I'm actually quite surprised how many of ye are friends with scumbags.

He's not on my friends list. Just some scumbag who has his profile on public

Sinfonia

xploderz wrote: »

"fkn nigrian in d post off dis mrnnin n front ov me yer 1 hands hm ova 300 euros in 50s n 20s nd d big angry monky face on hm walkn away d lest y cud do is smyl ya ungratful c.u.n.t ya wud gt laffed outta it in der country tryna claim dat mch money"

*in

Siosleis

Sinfonia wrote: »

*in

Fetac 8?

BNMC

"if ya can't take a joke stay outta my conversations ya stupid bastards .-
if ya think I put up too may status delete me
and if you find my language offensive you can **** off
MERRY CHRISTMAS ! FROM ME TO YOU !"

Classy lady..

BNMC

"if ya can't take a joke stay outta my conversations ya stupid bastards .-
if ya think I put up too may status delete me
and if you find my language offensive you can **** off
MERRY CHRISTMAS ! FROM ME TO YOU !"

Classy lady..

coolhull

BNMC wrote: »

"if ya can't take a joke stay outta my conversations ya stupid bastards .-
if ya think I put up too may status delete me
and if you find my language offensive you can **** off
MERRY CHRISTMAS ! FROM ME TO YOU !"

Classy lady..

That's no lady. That's my wife.

callaway92

Girl, 21. Friend of a friend.

2 Hours ago:

Don't understand when girls dumb themselves down for boys! If you've got intelligence you should be proud of it! I certainly am! I would never pretend to be stupid because I thought it would be COOL because it's definitely not!

20th December:

Prettttttttyyyy drunk right about. NOW!!!!!!!!!!

19th December:

absolutely buzzing with 2013 and can't wait for next year! I actually have the best people in my life right now! Hakuna matata

9th December:

So in 4 nights I have had 11 hours sleep! Safe to day I'm pretty tired!! anyone wanna go out tonight?!

Yeah . . .