Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

MurdyWurdy

131spanner wrote: »

Put up by a friend maybe 2 weeks back.

"Do ye think ye have me upset by wrighting on our wall calling me a whore? Well im sorry for ye im not upset. What ye need to do is go back to school and learn how to spell iv got 3 Ls in my name."

There's much wrong with that status

I'm going to guess her name is Natallleee - spelled that way

Newaglish

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

maybe its conniving?

Yeah I'm sure they meant conniving, but scaniving just sounds so much more vicious.

PizzamanIRL

Tattoo booked for Friday

Then Friday there will be a 'Can't wait for this tattoo'

Then there will be pictures of the tattoo and people saying 'That's cool how much was it?'

Butterfly25

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Then Friday there will be a 'Can't wait for this tattoo'

Then there will be pictures of the tattoo and people saying 'That's cool how much was it?'

Then you'll have people saying "when did you get that done?"

Super-Rush

Stay at home mom at full time yummy mummy xx

wildlifeboy

131spanner wrote: »

Put up by a friend maybe 2 weeks back.

"Do ye think ye have me upset by wrighting on our wall calling me a whore? Well im sorry for ye im not upset. What ye need to do is go back to school and learn how to spell iv got 3 Ls in my name."

There's much wrong with that status

dat kant b reel??? seriously is it?

MrVestek

wildlifeboy wrote: »

dat kant b reel??? seriously is it?

omg i kant kope...

131spanner

wildlifeboy wrote: »

dat kant b reel??? seriously is it?

Yep, not 1 word of a lie.

Worst thing is her name is Lilly. You know the craze a certain type of people get to add or take away letters to make themselves, I dunno, unique? Proper disaster :pac:

XxMCRxBabyxX

I hate hospitals, they are so depressing

A subtle "I'm sick, feel sorry for me" post just waiting for the "awh hun, are you alright?" replies.

I've often found that the ones who are genuinely ill won't post anything about it.

EuskalHerria

" - 11-12-13 - This date, in this order, will never happen again"

Really? What will the date be 100 years from now for example?

marcbrophy

^^^
100 years even ...
:pac:

All these people who find such fascination in arbitrary numbers, really should become mathematicians

krudler

Fr.Buzz wrote: »

No disrespect intended to the late Paul Walker, a great man in his own right setting up charitable organisations but I saw a post last night from the local Scumbag boy racer that made me laugh..he posted:

"Rest in peace to the two of the biggest legends the world has ever or will see, Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela"..

Mandela: Anti-apartheid leader fighting racism, poverty and inequality in S.A. spending 27 years in jail for his beliefs. Before becoming S.A. president and setting up a charitable organisation tackling Aids and HIV.

Paul Walker: Inspired a generation of good for nothing scumbags with bleached hair, silver chains, Subaru jackets, brown dock-martin boots, stone washed jeans making racket in ****ty Honda civics..scum!

That's hardly fair, boy racers were around long before the F&F movies, and he was an actor.

Andre80Johnson

So this happened

SteelyDanJalapeno

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

"u dirty fat selfish ungrateful lil scaniving bitch may da ****in devil spit on u an u die in your own ****in **** ull hav no luck over da pain an hurt ur causin me"

Someone is angry!

Thought he meant Scandinavian :o

Quazzie

Bad crash on N4 before palmerston traffic all backed up.taking precious time out of my shopping spree — feeling annoyed.

rizzodun

A friend of mine posted a pic of her pathetic looking Christmas tree, what started as jives about the state of her tree has turned into a 'Donate a branch' event being set up, charity single and Daniel O Donnell headlining 'Branch Aid' :pac:

BNMC

Quazzie wrote: »

Bad crash on N4 before palmerston traffic all backed up.taking precious time out of my shopping spree — feeling annoyed.

What a cnut!

kunst nugget

Quazzie wrote: »

Bad crash on N4 before palmerston traffic all backed up.taking precious time out of my shopping spree — feeling annoyed.

I don't believe in hell but if I did, that dipsh¡t would just have reserved a special place in it with that statement. What an arsehole…

u_c_thesecond

rizzodun wrote: »

A friend of mine posted a pic of her pathetic looking Christmas tree, what started as jives about the state of her tree has turned into a 'Donate a branch' event being set up, charity single and Daniel O Donnell headlining 'Branch Aid' :pac:

i love it

Still pissed anyone wanna drop [son's name] to school??

And award for parent of the year goes to.....

IvyTheTerrible

Deleted User wrote: »

And award for parent of the year goes to.....

Tell me they found someone else to drive the child to school!
And the mum who spends her time putting up "I'm a full time mum I love my kids posts" is back complaining about the looming Christmas holidays, because she'll actually have to look after them herself!

Festy

Here's a few gems I came across all from the same fella ofc


garda nd county concil ar kiking me nd the young fella outa tullamore fukin kunts just after gettin setteled nd now im movin again fukin kunt of a life

went ta fas today goh in wih them now i have ta go do my cv nd go askin around in garages to see if anyone is willin to take me on nd if so i have ta do 4 years in collage buh **** ih it well worth 640 a month so ih is ill have a skyline in notime nd went nd goh me provishinal lisence taday aswell so im goin ta geh a moped hahah love ih things ar sartin to look up for me love life

This lad will be going places in his skyline...


Ohh wait




Up in court now im up with 32 charges could be lookin ah time inside fora while

:pac:

PizzamanIRL

I was driving out the old Dublin Rd. last night. The speed limit is 80 kmph and I was driving about 100/105 kmph. Tipping along like. Next minute, a young lad in his fast car gains about a mile on me in about 10 seconds, before over-taking me - doing easily 160/170 kmph! And to make it worse, it was an L driver. Some people will only learn when it's too late I'm afraid

Ehhhh. Bit hypocritical

Gunslinger92

Person puts a link to a newspaper article about doubling the level of aid being sent to the Philippines, accompanied with:

"Where did we borrow it from? Charity begins at home. The Philippines is a far wealthier country than Ireland, with 12,000,000 of its citizens living overseas.. It currently has one of Asia's fastest growing economies. It's without a doubt a terrible tragedy, but this country is apparently broke so how can we borrow, to give to someone else?"

The second comment on it is this:
"Philippine nacker bastard , ye's foreign cunty **** , hope ye's starve to death"

I just... I can't.

coolhull

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

Person puts a link to a newspaper article about doubling the level of aid being sent to the Philippines, accompanied with:

"Where did we borrow it from? Charity begins at home. The Philippines is a far wealthier country than Ireland, with 12,000,000 of its citizens living overseas.. It currently has one of Asia's fastest growing economies. It's without a doubt a terrible tragedy, but this country is apparently broke so how can we borrow, to give to someone else?"

The second comment on it is this:
"Philippine nacker bastard , ye's foreign cunty **** , hope ye's starve to death"

I just... I can't.

No, you're right. Sh1t like that is not worth commenting on.

LOSTfan57

Festy wrote: »

Here's a few gems I came across all from the same fella ofc


garda nd county concil ar kiking me nd the young fella outa tullamore fukin kunts just after gettin setteled nd now im movin again fukin kunt of a life

went ta fas today goh in wih them now i have ta go do my cv nd go askin around in garages to see if anyone is willin to take me on nd if so i have ta do 4 years in collage buh **** ih it well worth 640 a month so ih is ill have a skyline in notime nd went nd goh me provishinal lisence taday aswell so im goin ta geh a moped hahah love ih things ar sartin to look up for me love life

This lad will be going places in his skyline...


Ohh wait




Up in court now im up with 32 charges could be lookin ah time inside fora while

:pac:

****in all charges related to GBH of English.....

spitfireIRL

Festy wrote: »

Here's a few gems I came across all from the same fella ofc


garda nd county concil ar kiking me nd the young fella outa tullamore fukin kunts just after gettin setteled nd now im movin again fukin kunt of a life

went ta fas today goh in wih them now i have ta go do my cv nd go askin around in garages to see if anyone is willin to take me on nd if so i have ta do 4 years in collage buh **** ih it well worth 640 a month so ih is ill have a skyline in notime nd went nd goh me provishinal lisence taday aswell so im goin ta geh a moped hahah love ih things ar sartin to look up for me love life

This lad will be going places in his skyline...


Ohh wait




Up in court now im up with 32 charges could be lookin ah time inside fora while

:pac:

I absolutely LOVE this thread!

MrStuffins

"Happy birthday to the man of my dreams. He makes everyday better even when the days truly suck. He is my silly, sweet, generous, loving, awesome, best friend and I hope he has the most amazing day. I feel so blessed to call him my boyfriend and count my lucky stars every night that he shares his life with me. Happy 25th birthday ****. We shall cheers tonight to many more birthdays grumpy grandpa"


*unfriend!

LOSTfan57

MrStuffins wrote: »

"Happy birthday to the man of my dreams. He makes everyday better even when the days truly suck. He is my silly, sweet, generous, loving, awesome, best friend and I hope he has the most amazing day. I feel so blessed to call him my boyfriend and count my lucky stars every night that he shares his life with me. Happy 25th birthday ****. We shall cheers tonight to many more birthdays grumpy grandpa"


*unfriend!

Her boyfriend is her grumpy grandpa????

fathead82

A girl im friends with has an album called "selfies" that she adds a couple of selfies to every week or 2.
Had to block her cos im sick of seeing her fat face making trout pouts.