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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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wnolan1992

"scrawled"?

kumate_champ07

"Lads. i tell. Ya. Girls. Dease. Days. Going. Around talking about girls to. Boys. And. the. Boys tells. Ya back. They. Realy should be. A shame. Of dere selfs. Ahh. ****. It. Talk. Is cheep. Keep. Talking biches. Yas are making me. more famours"

Custardpi

I read that last one in my head in this guy's voice.

coolhull

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

"Lads. i tell. Ya. Girls. Dease. Days. Going. Around talking about girls to. Boys. And. the. Boys tells. Ya back. They. Realy should be. A shame. Of dere selfs. Ahh. ****. It. Talk. Is cheep. Keep. Talking biches. Yas are making me. more famours"

A unique form of writing. :rolleyes:

MurdyWurdy

wnolan1992 wrote: »

"scrawled"?

Seriously, I need to know. What on earth is scrawled?

The first thing that came to mind was girl 1 passed out drunk and girl 2 drew penises all over her face.

Toto Wolfcastle

Scrawled as in scratched at would imagine. I remember using it as that when I was a kid.

Napper Hawkins

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

"Lads. i tell. Ya. Girls. Dease. Days. Going. Around talking about girls to. Boys. And. the. Boys tells. Ya back. They. Realy should be. A shame. Of dere selfs. Ahh. ****. It. Talk. Is cheep. Keep. Talking biches. Yas are making me. more famours"

That took about 15 seconds to read and I'm usually quite good at translating idiot.

MurdyWurdy

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

Scrawled as in scratched at would imagine. I remember using it as that when I was a kid.

Aww, my one is much more fun

GoAheadCaller

http://s28.postimg.org/6k8zg1tj1/Untitled.png

As much sympathy as I have for him, is facebook really the place for this sort of update?

GoAheadCaller

http://s28.postimg.org/6k8zg1tj1/Untitled.png

As much sympathy as I have for him, is facebook really the place for this sort of update?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

what would you suggest, hire a town crier?

Tasden

GoAheadCaller wrote: »

http://s28.postimg.org/6k8zg1tj1/Untitled.png

As much sympathy as I have for him, is facebook really the place for this sort of update?

But look at all the likes he got

Although in fairness, close family would have been updated directly and now others will know from Facebook so it is handy enough not having to call people to let them know or whatever

GoAheadCaller

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

what would you suggest, hire a town crier?

It just comes across as attention/sympathy seeking though, this was a public update. It's the type of sensitive info personally I would only talk to family and very close friends about, let them know in person or a phone call or something and not just broadcast publically all over the internet.

krudler

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

"Lads. i tell. Ya. Girls. Dease. Days. Going. Around talking about girls to. Boys. And. the. Boys tells. Ya back. They. Realy should be. A shame. Of dere selfs. Ahh. ****. It. Talk. Is cheep. Keep. Talking biches. Yas are making me. more famours"

It's facebook via telegram!

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December2012

GoAheadCaller wrote: »

It just comes across as attention/sympathy seeking though, this was a public update. It's the type of sensitive info personally I would only talk to family and very close friends about, let them know in person or a phone call or something and not just broadcast publically all over the internet.

Personally I find nothing wrong with his post.

GarIT

wnolan1992 wrote: »

"scrawled"?

Dumb Facebook slang for Scratched.

coolhull

GoAheadCaller wrote: »

http://s28.postimg.org/6k8zg1tj1/Untitled.png

As much sympathy as I have for him, is facebook really the place for this sort of update?

Its not the way I would have done it, but who am I to judge?

PopePalpatine

I feel old for not knowing this alternate use for "scrawled", and I'm only 19.

PizzamanIRL

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No. There's absolutely nothing worse in the world than waiting for tan to try.

Lisha

GarIT wrote: »

Dumb Facebook slang for Scratched.

I'm amazed at all the hate for 'scrawled'
It's a totally normal word meaning scratched.
Or if you had bad untidy writing you'd be told to 'stop scrawling'

b_mac

I was having a few beers last night, while reminiscing on times gone by, I decided to have a look at fb profiles of girls that I was messing around with(all 6 of them) in my younger days.

First girl that popped into my head was a little cracker from Tyrone... 5'1, petite, smart and an accent that alone would do it for me. Definately the best looking girl I was ever with. I always wondered how that ended and if there was any chance of one more weekend of madness. So stumbled on to her profile and...

FULL TIME MAMMY.

Only thing I saw on her page before I logged off and went to bed.

GarIT

Lisha wrote: »

I'm amazed at all the hate for 'scrawled'
It's a totally normal word meaning scratched.
Or if you had bad untidy writing you'd be told to 'stop scrawling'

I just checked Collin's and Oxford dictionaries and dictionary.com. Scrawled is not a word for anything other than to write hastily/badly.

Lisha

GarIT wrote: »

I just checked Collin's and Oxford dictionaries and dictionary.com. Scrawled is not a word for anything other than to write hastily/badly.

Yes I checked too. All I can say is that in my north cork vernacular scrawled and scratched are interchangeable .

shruikan2553

b_mac wrote: »

I was having a few beers last night, while reminiscing on times gone by, I decided to have a look at fb profiles of girls that I was messing around with(all 6 of them) in my younger days.

First girl that popped into my head was a little cracker from Tyrone... 5'1, petite, smart and an accent that alone would do it for me. Definately the best looking girl I was ever with. I always wondered how that ended and if there was any chance of one more weekend of madness. So stumbled on to her profile and...

FULL TIME MAMMY.

Only thing I saw on her page before I logged off and went to bed.

Cant remember if I mentioned this before but I have some sort of ability to think of a person I went to school with and guess correctly on whether they have children. My friends had fun naming people I havent heard of for years and yet being able to guess correctly.

IvyTheTerrible

Lisha wrote: »

Yes I checked too. All I can say is that in my north cork vernacular scrawled and scratched are interchangeable .

Ye lot exchange 'let' and 'left' so I'm not taking any English advice from you!

rawn

"Pj day wit my lil woman she cnt wait 4 da big man 2 cum tonite xx"

That sounds. .. wrong

GoAheadCaller

rawn wrote: »

"Pj day wit my lil woman she cnt wait 4 da big man 2 cum tonite xx"

That sounds. .. wrong

Feckin hell, think that's one for the authorities not this thread!

BNMC

PJ the pervert.

Mint Aero

rawn wrote: »

"Pj day wit my lil woman she cnt wait 4 da big man 2 cum tonite xx"

That sounds. .. wrong

LOL times a thousand.

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