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padd b1975

LOSTfan57 wrote: »

Her boyfriend is her grumpy grandpa????

I want to know how he became a grandpa at 25 .

LOSTfan57

padd b1975 wrote: »

I want to know how he became a grandpa at 25 .

Good point. Theres a much deeper story to this staus

wnolan1992

Well I guess if he had a kid at 11 or 12 it's possible... Deeply disturbing, but possible...

-all fellas r scummy tics #dontneedanyonebutmeson

-******* has checked in at Temple Street Hospital.
mee poor littel mans nt Wel at all. Mammys brave littel solder.

- ******* has uploaded 65 photos to the album Nanny's Funeral

Muise...

Omackeral wrote: »

-all fellas r scummy tics #dontneedanyonebutmeson

ergo, her son is a scummy tic.

krudler

Omackeral wrote: »

-all fellas r scummy tics #dontneedanyonebutmeson

-******* has checked in at Temple Street Hospital.
mee poor littel mans nt Wel at all. Mammys brave littel solder.

- ******* has uploaded 65 photos to the album Nanny's Funeral

*facepalm*

implausible

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

The second comment on it is this:
"Philippine nacker bastard , ye's foreign cunty ****.

As racist insults go, this is a classic.

/waits for opportunity to use 'cunty wanker' on someone.

krudler

krudler wrote: »

*facepalm*

And if it's not solder, it's sure as heck gonna be 'me little Angle'

Muise...

Muise... wrote: »

Omackeral wrote: »

-all fellas r scummy tics #dontneedanyonebutmeson

ergo, her son is a scummy tic.

Ergo indeed. I pointed this out and she 'liked' my comment. Does that mean she's admitting he's filth?

Muise...

Omackeral wrote: »

Muise... wrote: »

Ergo indeed. I pointed this out and she 'liked' my comment. Does that mean she's admitting he's filth?

#hesmyscummyticfilth

BNMC

I love this thread, makes me feel so good about my life.

shruikan2553

Omackeral wrote: »

And if it's not solder, it's sure as heck gonna be 'me little Angle'

Awww, isnt he acute?

coolhull

Omackeral wrote: »

-all fellas r scummy tics #dontneedanyonebutmeson

-******* has checked in at Temple Street Hospital.
mee poor littel mans nt Wel at all. Mammys brave littel solder.

- ******* has uploaded 65 photos to the album Nanny's Funeral

She spells Temple Street Hospital perfectly but then says "me poor littel mans nt Wel at all".
How does that work?

Muise...

coolhull wrote: »

She spells Temple Street Hospital perfectly but then says "me poor littel mans nt Wel at all".
How does that work?

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u_c_thesecond

Omackeral wrote: »

-all fellas r scummy tics #dontneedanyonebutmeson

-******* has checked in at Temple Street Hospital.
mee poor littel mans nt Wel at all. Mammys brave littel solder.

- ******* has uploaded 65 photos to the album Nanny's Funeral

back the **** up here... WHAT ????????????:eek::eek::eek::eek:

implausible

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

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back the **** up here... WHAT ????????????:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Probably all selfies. I hear 'tis the new thing now...

Festy

just ta set the record straight with all people that keep askin me nightouts and whatever shaggy i say u have all the women ****ed and banged i mite be popluar and wel noing around country but i dont bang all around shop i meet few women for lunch or go for drink them but dont bang everything see i treat everygirl as my friend not my bitch i dont tink my dick like everyother fella am here for the party not ta bang everybitch i see just taut clear that up that all #amen and #goodbye

What a Gent

Graciefacey

Not quite a status but anybody that has occupation = dole artist/ government artist etc deserves a major rolleyes! That and education at the university of life/ hard knocks etc. Dumb!

Festy

Graciefacey wrote: »

Not quite a status but anybody that has occupation = dole artist/ government artist etc deserves a major rolleyes! That and education at the university of life/ hard knocks etc. Dumb!

and don't forget full-time mad bastard :rolleyes:

PizzamanIRL

Festy wrote: »

and don't forget full-time mad bastard :rolleyes:

Or 'full time yummy mummy'

Or scumbags with their location as 'compton'

FreeFallin94

"merry christmas to me got my reebok classics and addidas tracksuit came today gonna be lookin mint limerick style kid !"

yerwanthere123

"Jeez I forgot I was logged into Facebook on the laptop!!"

Panic over everyone! Crisis averted!!

xploderz

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Or 'full time yummy mummy'

Or scumbags with their location as 'compton'

Full time yummy mummy = social welfare scrounger on "de single mudderz" living with their boyfriend and have never worked a day in their life and probably never will.

whiterob81

The other day a friend of mine put up: "If you can dream it, you can achieve it"

The first comment underneath was "You must dream of being a cnut"

Made me chuckle

iDave

'Tormenting ur daughter at half 1 in the night cause.she is under the illusion she can do an all nighter ha hA ha nite nite farty arse'



I really don't know what any of this means. I think the daughter is about 6

iDave

'I hate 2 day hangovers.. My body feels like i was at the gym.. What did u do to me?? Haha — feeling exhausted'


Ah yes, copious amounts of alcohol and physical exercise, I see the connection.

u_c_thesecond

iDave wrote: »

'I hate 2 day hangovers.. My body feels like i was at the gym.. What did u do to me?? Haha — feeling exhausted'


Ah yes, copious amounts of alcohol and physical exercise, I see the connection.

we have a friend in common

kunst nugget

iDave wrote: »

'I hate 2 day hangovers.. My body feels like i was at the gym.. What did u do to me?? Haha — feeling exhausted'


Ah yes, copious amounts of alcohol and physical exercise, I see the connection.

Actually, I think if he suffered from some form of histamine intolerance, he could feel like he does after really overdoing at the gym anytime he goes out drinking.

JohnMearsheimer

I don't block this person because she has comedic value.

'Just got the okay from the doctor for my heart problem. Nothing showed up on the heart monitor or the chest x ray. They suspect I am having anxiety issues which is true enough. I'm struggling with constantly waiting to live my life but that's a choice I entirely make myself, so it's something I can change and I am grateful for that. I also had some blood work done to check on my gall bladder disease and everything is functioning normally. Liver is happy so I am happy!

I guess my diet & exercise has had a positive impact. I'm going to continue to make healthy choices and work on the anxiety problem. I am very happy to know that I am suffering with things I can try to control. Phiew'

NegativeCreep

JohnMearsheimer wrote: »

I don't block this person because she has comedic value.

'Just got the okay from the doctor for my heart problem. Nothing showed up on the heart monitor or the chest x ray. They suspect I am having anxiety issues which is true enough. I'm struggling with constantly waiting to live my life but that's a choice I entirely make myself, so it's something I can change and I am grateful for that. I also had some blood work done to check on my gall bladder disease and everything is functioning normally. Liver is happy so I am happy!

I guess my diet & exercise has had a positive impact. I'm going to continue to make healthy choices and work on the anxiety problem. I am very happy to know that I am suffering with things I can try to control. Phiew'

What's funny about that?