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I found a Safe.

Son0vagun

Apon clearing out my shed in my newly purchased house/property I found a safe. It's a floor safe and incased in concrete. It's opened by a key, which I do not have. Written on the safe door is the details of the locksmith who installed it. The previous owner is deceased, so I don't know who else knows about it.

So I want to open it. But I can't decide what to do.

Easy option is to ring the locksmith and have him open it. But what about the contents of the safe? I doubt there's anything valuable in it, but there could be. The locksmith might notify the previous owners family. Or am I now the legal owner of whatever the safe contains?

I could hire a criminal to open it, but he'd want his share and probably murder me if it contained anything substantial.

Or inorder to have complete secrecy I could dig the it out, it would be a hard job. Chisel and hammer, it would take ages. And then use a angle grinder to open It, but the sparks might burn whatever is contained.

So what would you do? Any advice?

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I am pie

Son0vagun wrote: »

Already had a offer of €1000.

Can you give me the contact details of this person, I have a collection of invisible banknotes, some magic beans and a fart I'd like to pass on to them for a fair price.

andymurphy93

100 euro for the safe
you can keep what evers inside it once theirs no damage done to the safe
i need a safe dont judge me

.Henry Sellers.

Have you tried shouting at it?

Agent Smith

Son0vagun wrote: »

Already had a offer of €1000.

A tenners Realistic....

sfwcork

Burn the whole house down

Son0vagun

Agent Smith wrote: »

I'll offer you a tenner for the contents of the safe...

Already had a offer of €1000.

Agent Smith

I'll offer you a tenner for the contents of the safe...

solerina

Son0vagun wrote: »

It's a safe! Would you be happy if you spent money on a safe that could be opened by "baiting the absolute bollix" out of it. I don't think so!

No one cares how you open it......just do it soon !!

ahnowbrowncow

Okay folks, show’s over. Nothing to see here, show’s – OH MY GOD, it's a safe buried in concrete!

Hey everybody, get a load of this man trying to open this safe!

Come on, crowd around, crowd around, don’t be shy, crowd around

Son0vagun

John.Icy wrote: »

How are you resisting bating the absolute bollix out of the safe???? I would have done it straight away!

Me smells bull****.

It's a safe! Would you be happy if you spent money on a safe that could be opened by "baiting the absolute bollix" out of it. I don't think so!

missingtime

Just caught up. Its like watching a box set of a tv show. Stuck waiting for the next episode/update now.

John.Icy

How are you resisting bating the absolute bollix out of the safe???? I would have done it straight away!

Me smells bull****.

BBDBB

looking for something OP?

http://www.charleslocksmith.com/Iron%20Double.jpg

yours for only €200;)

Juicyfruit

Shoutcast Ireland wrote: »

i two would like to know whats in there

Me three!

CrazyRabbit

Son0vagun wrote: »

Juice1304 has been in touch. He has never picked a lock like this before. It's a double bit key lock and would need certain pick that he does not have. It would take him two weeks to get the pick. But he is confidant he will open it.

However this does not help me out with all you impaticent people who are baying for my blood. So tomorrow it's back to the chisel and drill to see if I can get a look in.

I don't take kindly to being called a troll. It's no wonder most OPs stop replying.

A troll would have opened the safe already as they are quite huge and strong. So I can say with certainty that you are not a troll.

Paulyh

Hopefully we get an update tonight...........if he starts working on it as soon as he gets home from work. My positive vibes are flowing your way.

*heads out to shed, just to check if I too have a safe*

Abi

*eye twitch*

0ph0rce0

Whats annoying is that i have a full time job and i'd have smashed the thing to bits as soon as i seen it.

Get The Finger Out OP :mad:

YuM

Aye time for violence.. if its still there at the weekend I'll happily nip down to ya with a kango & beer, just for a nosey inside.

RossieMan

Jaggy wrote: »

"yer man" has already stated he works a full time job. So have a bit of patience. Also, give it a rest, every second post is you.

completely agree with the above.

He's more annoying than the thread itself.

fox_1973

Ignore the haters and non believers OP I've been dodging work to keep an eye on this

Just keep us posted

Abi

Son0vagun wrote: »

It would take him two weeks to get the pick.

BREAK THE GODDAMN CONCRETE.

[Deleted User]

Sadderday wrote: »

Not yet anyway, yer man is taking the mick

"yer man" has already stated he works a full time job. So have a bit of patience. Also, give it a rest, every second post is you.

Orim

Son0vagun wrote: »

I don't take kindly to being called a troll. It's no wonder most OPs stop replying.

Ignore the haters.

I'd say open up the safe to the public of After Hours. 10 quid for 10 minutes of trying to open it. Split the contents.

awec

It might be this model OP:

http://www.esafes.co.uk/uploaded/241x321xunderfloor1.jpg.pagespeed.ic.8hnAgeLHDC.jpg

Which would at best you'll be drilling into it at an angle which would be difficult.

lkionm

I will not wait 2 weeks. Each day that passes after tomorrow, I will buy a safe and put a puppy into each safe and bury it at the beach until you open that safe.

Son0vagun

Juice1304 has been in touch. He has never picked a lock like this before. It's a double bit key lock and would need certain pick that he does not have. It would take him two weeks to get the pick. But he is confidant he will open it.

However this does not help me out with all you impaticent people who are baying for my blood. So tomorrow it's back to the chisel and drill to see if I can get a look in.

I don't take kindly to being called a troll. It's no wonder most OPs stop replying.

mark renton

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Pfft. He did in me bollix. He died of curiosity wondering what the fcuk was in the safe.

He owned the safe, possible it came with a key.

ArtyM

I really hope its not HMV vouchers!

Re the suggestions that there may be porn in the safe - how f**ked up would your porn have to be for you to feel the need to install an underground safe to keep it in. That would be some naaasty porn right there!

Adyx

OP should get that guy from the Motors forum who took the clamp off the other Boardsie's car. Nice, clean job with no damage to the car or the clamp.