I found a Safe.

hedzball

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

Bate the lock with a pick-axe, use the sharpest point and aim for the part where you put in the key

Did you type this with spuds for hands?







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frozenfrozen

Use this for inspiration. Exchange toilet for safe and remember to close the lid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qt95KUOX_8

monkeysnapper

How do you know your not in the safe already, but it's actually the door to the outside world ?

Mince Pie

So where's the OP? Gone to get the drill??? I need to know whats in the safe!

gallag

monkeysnapper wrote: »

How do you know your not in the safe already, but it's actually the door to the outside world ?

I dont know what to believe anymore.

666irishguy

Ideally I'd recommend using a shaped charge if you can get hold of one, otherwise
get someone with an acetylene torch to burn a hole in it, anybody who works in a garage or with machines will have access to one. It's that or rent a consaw with a diamond blade and cut the top off it or a kango.

m r c

046 9068 108

That's the number for navan lock and key. Ring them tell them you have one of their safes at your house and you've lost the key.

Find out how much it'd cost to get them out to open it.
After getting them out I presume they could change the lock or supply a key and you are still left with a perfect safe.

I'm going to fit a floor safe this year they are a great job in any house.

In fact that's what I'd do. It's your house don't be explaining yourself to any locksmith it's none of their business. I doubt you will be anywhere near €200 for the callout. If they are asking more haggle.

Dtp79

Son0vagun wrote: »

Giving this real consideration.

I actually own one of these cameras. I work in a trade and its very handy looking under floors etc without making large holes!

Super-Rush

Thread stickied.

I'm dying to know whats in it.

OU812

If it's €200 for the locksmith, I reckon we should all paypal him €2 each. It's worth it for entertainment value alone.

We should make a thing out of it -whoever has video equipment should go out there and set them up for a live stream of the opening, so we can all watch as it's done.

mfceiling

I've read every page of this thread so far.

I don't know what to add.

eh, ah pffffpttpfft

*shrugs shoulders*

ringadingding

Kat1170 wrote: »

Reminds me of a mini version of this ......

Well that was a waste of time, best read in aaaaaaaages.
I need more details !

monkeysnapper

OU812 wrote: »

If it's €200 for the locksmith, I reckon we should all paypal him €2 each. It's worth it for entertainment value alone.

And if it is the gateway door worm hole we can all go through hand in hand . And dance by the light of the moon .

Happyman42

OU812 wrote: »

If it's €200 for the locksmith, I reckon we should all paypal him €2 each. It's worth it for entertainment value alone.

Aha! The sting is in play!

QuiteInterestin

Op, with all you'd spend on equipment, cameras etc, it'd probably nearly add up to the price of a locksmith, so you 'd probably be better off just getting one in from the beginning. At least then, you might be left with a usable safe for the future. Can't wait to find out what's in it

NegativeCreep

I'll give you 500 for it. Seriously.

monkeysnapper

NegativeCreep wrote: »

I'll give you 500 for it. Seriously.

This isn't fecking deal or no deal you know

Boombastic

monkeysnapper wrote: »

This isn't fecking deal or no deal you know

Unless Noel Edmonds is in the safe:mad:

KyussBishop

Half the burglars in the country are probably staking out your house right now OP, waiting for the "I opened it!" post; they'd be pretty good at picking locks, perhaps you could ask for some help?

Oryx

monkeysnapper wrote: »

And if it is the gateway door worm hole we can all go through hand in hand . And dance by the light of the moon .

Maybe you'll all be John Malkovich.

ashers22

I think we should go to the psychics and mediums forum and ask them what's in it. It would be like the million dollar psychic challenge except there wouldn't be a million dollars. I'm going with a crumpled piece of yellow cardy paper that probably came with the safe when it was bought, dated 1967 and stamped by the company that produced it. And a rusty nail.

Oscorp

I hope the previous owner of the safe left an edition of the Jumanji board game in there, just to freak out whoever eventually opened it.

Rightwing

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Call me if it contains my wife's sex drive.

That must be a record, 208 Thanks. Anyoe see more than that ?

LizT

Rightwing wrote: »

That must be a record, 208 Thanks. Anyoe see more than that ?

Not even close.

taytothief

Oh good gawd, open the fupping thing so I don't have to read so much shíte.

evolving_doors

Have you tried blasting it with piss?

Fannyhead

Rightwing wrote: »

That must be a record, 208 Thanks. Anyoe see more than that ?

First post in this thread.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75955119

Dtp79

QuiteInterestin wrote: »

Op, with all you'd spend on equipment, cameras etc, it'd probably nearly add up to the price of a locksmith, so you 'd probably be better off just getting one in from the beginning. At least then, you might be left with a usable safe for the future. Can't wait to find out what's in it

Camera is 79 euro

Chris Martin

Can see the key being in the safe :rolleyes:
Subscribing to this none the less,
Captivated...