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Father Ted

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  • #482
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Some quotes from the episode I saw tonight. Night of the nearly living dead

    Eoin McLove: Go away......you big dirty pile of old biddies!
    Eoin McLove: Go away! I don't want to catch the menopause!

    Father Dougal:I'm no good at judging the size of crowds,but i'd say theres around seventeen million of them out there

    its like a tide of jam only with old women :pac:


  • #483
    JohnMarston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Some quotes from the episode I saw tonight. Night of the nearly living dead

    Eoin McLove: Go away......you big dirty pile of old biddies!
    Eoin McLove: Go away! I don't want to catch the menopause!

    Father Dougal:I'm no good at judging the size of crowds,but i'd say theres around seventeen million of them out there

    Father Jack: They lie in wait like wolves. The smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting. Interminably waiting. AND THEN......

    Father Dougal: He's right Ted


  • #484
    Due North
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75 ✭✭Due North


    Agricola wrote: »
    Never heard of this show. Must check it out on the aul Netflix.

    Jaysus I feel ancient now:eek:


  • #485
    Kilkenny14
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Kilkenny14


    JohnMarston wrote: »
    Father Jack: They lie in wait like wolves. The smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting. Interminably waiting. AND THEN......

    Father Dougal: He's right Ted

    Eoin McLove "What is the Pope' real name?"

    Father Ted "...........Jim?" :D


  • #486
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,521 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Oh yeah I forget about the Going to America episode that was on last night

    Eugene: Ah Father the sermon today. Frankly it bored the arse off me.
    Fr Ted: Well Eugene I'm not here to entertain you.
    Eugene: What was it about?
    *Ted begins to explain, before being cut off by Eugene*
    Eugene: Jesus
    *Walks away unimpressed*

    Fr Ted: No i'm not Santa, actually i'm the opposite
    Dougal: The Anti-Santa!!!!

    Fr Buzz: How much did this parish make last year?
    Fr Ted: Oh I don't know about £400
    Fr: Buzz: You know what I do with £400. I wipe my ass with it
    *Fr Ted disgusted*
    Fr Ted: Good god, and can that still be used as legal tender.


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  • #487
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,606 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    My favorite has to be this

    "Apologize to your grace IMMEDIATELY!"
    "I'm soooooo soooooo sorry"
    "Now that's sarcasm"


  • #488
    sancho panza
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 ✭sancho panza


    me and me mates still piss ourselves laughin at this line from the sketch when dougal becomes a milkman.



  • #489
    sancho panza
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 ✭sancho panza


    oh, and this sketch to me said everything there needs to be said about Radiohead!



  • #490
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Just watching it on More4, Mary to John, "You've a face like a pair of tits!" :pac:

    Still laughing at that!


  • #491
    JohnMarston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    Then "At least that's one pair between us!" :D


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  • #492
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Dougal: Hows the Son?

    :D


  • #493
    emeraldstar
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    irish-stew wrote: »
    Dougal: Hows the Son?

    :D
    Love this one :)


  • #494
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Boooooooooooooo :D


  • #495
    bugzbunie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2 ✭bugzbunie


    Please can someone tell me what episode the quote:

    Father Ted:"Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?"
    Dougal: "Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8."

    is in?

    Thanks


  • #496
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Duff


    Heading in search of the parochial house tomorrow. I know it's relatively close to Killinaboy but does anyone know the exact location?


  • #497
    Mr_Spaceman
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    Bishop Brennan to Fr Dougal: "Don't call me Len you little prick... I'm a bishop!"


  • #498
    [Deleted User]
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    bugzbunie wrote: »
    Please can someone tell me what episode the quote:

    Father Ted:"Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?"
    Dougal: "Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8."

    is in?

    Thanks
    I think it's the one where they go to town!


  • #499
    Jayob10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,787 ✭✭✭Jayob10


    Eoin McLove: you have just completed your round on your special topic William Shattners tech wars. To win the big prize you just have to answer on more question, oh no people will think this is rigged, What was Pope John Paul's name before he was pope

    Credits roll

    Ted "Eh Jim?"


  • #500
    saabsaab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,718 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    Duff wrote: »
    Heading in search of the parochial house tomorrow. I know it's relatively close to Killinaboy but does anyone know the exact location?

    In Killinaboy turn left if going in Corofin direction go past school on narrow road for about 2 miles? but feels longer you will see it on the left.


  • #501
    keano_afc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    bugzbunie wrote: »
    Please can someone tell me what episode the quote:

    Father Ted:"Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?"
    Dougal: "Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8."

    is in?

    Thanks

    I could be wrong, but I dont think thats in any episode.


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  • #502
    Jayob10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,787 ✭✭✭Jayob10


    keano_afc wrote: »
    I could be wrong, but I dont think thats in any episode.

    its not :D

    its some Jason McAteer urban legend


  • #503
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    keano_afc wrote: »
    I could be wrong, but I dont think thats in any episode.

    you are correct


  • #504
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,238 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    That "bunch of cowboys" skit is brilliant


  • #505
    [Deleted User]
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    keano_afc wrote: »
    I could be wrong, but I dont think thats in any episode.
    oops! :o

    Should have been though,:P


  • #506
    The Royal Scam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 994 ✭✭✭The Royal Scam


    saabsaab wrote: »
    In Killinaboy turn left if going in Corofin direction go past school on narrow road for about 2 miles? but feels longer you will see it on the left.

    I just had to go and look for it , brilliant!!

    https://maps.google.ie/maps?q=killinaboy&hl=en&ll=53.009684,-9.030015&spn=0.007101,0.021136&sll=53.3834,-8.21775&sspn=7.212009,21.643066&t=h&hnear=Killinaboy,+County+Clare&z=16&layer=c&cbll=53.009684,-9.030015&panoid=cXC-3CRzaMjICXWWCpHsbQ&cbp=12,341.63,,0,3.02


  • #507
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,940 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Ted is like the irish simpsons. There's always a quote that will fit in any conversation.


  • #508
    Scarinae
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    We have to lose that sax solo!!


  • #509
    JohnMarston
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    Mr_Spaceman wrote: »
    Bishop Brennan to Fr Dougal: "Don't call me Len you little prick... I'm a bishop!"

    Dougal: "Oh right...well done"


  • #510
    keano89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 72 ✭✭keano89


    When father Ted is in the picnic area and Benson comes out, he says I'm going to reach into my pocket, he pulls out a packet of cigarettes and says "do you get it?". Is that out of some ad or something have often wondered about it.


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  • #511
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    keano89 wrote: »
    When father Ted is in the picnic area and Benson comes out, he says I'm going to reach into my pocket, he pulls out a packet of cigarettes and says "do you get it?". Is that out of some ad or something have often wondered about it.
    I thought he just says "cigarette?"


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