Father Ted

herisson

Riddle101 wrote: »

Some quotes from the episode I saw tonight. Night of the nearly living dead

Eoin McLove: Go away......you big dirty pile of old biddies!
Eoin McLove: Go away! I don't want to catch the menopause!

Father Dougal:I'm no good at judging the size of crowds,but i'd say theres around seventeen million of them out there

its like a tide of jam only with old women :pac:

JohnMarston

Riddle101 wrote: »

Some quotes from the episode I saw tonight. Night of the nearly living dead

Eoin McLove: Go away......you big dirty pile of old biddies!
Eoin McLove: Go away! I don't want to catch the menopause!

Father Dougal:I'm no good at judging the size of crowds,but i'd say theres around seventeen million of them out there

Father Jack: They lie in wait like wolves. The smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting. Interminably waiting. AND THEN......

Father Dougal: He's right Ted

Due North

Agricola wrote: »

Never heard of this show. Must check it out on the aul Netflix.

Jaysus I feel ancient now:eek:

Kilkenny14

JohnMarston wrote: »

Father Jack: They lie in wait like wolves. The smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting. Interminably waiting. AND THEN......

Father Dougal: He's right Ted

Eoin McLove "What is the Pope' real name?"

Father Ted "...........Jim?"

Riddle101

Oh yeah I forget about the Going to America episode that was on last night

Eugene: Ah Father the sermon today. Frankly it bored the arse off me.
Fr Ted: Well Eugene I'm not here to entertain you.
Eugene: What was it about?
*Ted begins to explain, before being cut off by Eugene*
Eugene: Jesus
*Walks away unimpressed*

Fr Ted: No i'm not Santa, actually i'm the opposite
Dougal: The Anti-Santa!!!!

Fr Buzz: How much did this parish make last year?
Fr Ted: Oh I don't know about £400
Fr: Buzz: You know what I do with £400. I wipe my ass with it
*Fr Ted disgusted*
Fr Ted: Good god, and can that still be used as legal tender.

toastedpickles

My favorite has to be this

"Apologize to your grace IMMEDIATELY!"
"I'm soooooo soooooo sorry"
"Now that's sarcasm"

sancho panza

me and me mates still piss ourselves laughin at this line from the sketch when dougal becomes a milkman.

sancho panza

oh, and this sketch to me said everything there needs to be said about Radiohead!

kfallon

Just watching it on More4, Mary to John, "You've a face like a pair of tits!" :pac:

Still laughing at that!

JohnMarston

Then "At least that's one pair between us!"

Mint Sauce

Dougal: Hows the Son?

emeraldstar

irish-stew wrote: »

Dougal: Hows the Son?

Love this one

Festy

Boooooooooooooo

bugzbunie

Please can someone tell me what episode the quote:

Father Ted:"Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?"
Dougal: "Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8."

is in?

Thanks

Duff

Heading in search of the parochial house tomorrow. I know it's relatively close to Killinaboy but does anyone know the exact location?

Mr_Spaceman

Bishop Brennan to Fr Dougal: "Don't call me Len you little prick... I'm a bishop!"

bugzbunie

bugzbunie wrote: »

Please can someone tell me what episode the quote:

Father Ted:"Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?"
Dougal: "Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8."

is in?

Thanks

I think it's the one where they go to town!

Sitec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGo8zXLg_8Y

XGo8zXLg_8Y

Jayob10

Eoin McLove: you have just completed your round on your special topic William Shattners tech wars. To win the big prize you just have to answer on more question, oh no people will think this is rigged, What was Pope John Paul's name before he was pope

Credits roll

Ted "Eh Jim?"

saabsaab

Duff wrote: »

Heading in search of the parochial house tomorrow. I know it's relatively close to Killinaboy but does anyone know the exact location?

In Killinaboy turn left if going in Corofin direction go past school on narrow road for about 2 miles? but feels longer you will see it on the left.

keano_afc

bugzbunie wrote: »

Please can someone tell me what episode the quote:

Father Ted:"Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?"
Dougal: "Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8."

is in?

Thanks

I could be wrong, but I dont think thats in any episode.

Jayob10

keano_afc wrote: »

I could be wrong, but I dont think thats in any episode.

its not

its some Jason McAteer urban legend

admiralofthefleet

keano_afc wrote: »

I could be wrong, but I dont think thats in any episode.

you are correct

B.A._Baracus

That "bunch of cowboys" skit is brilliant

keano_afc

keano_afc wrote: »

I could be wrong, but I dont think thats in any episode.

oops!

Should have been though,:P

The Royal Scam

saabsaab wrote: »

In Killinaboy turn left if going in Corofin direction go past school on narrow road for about 2 miles? but feels longer you will see it on the left.

I just had to go and look for it , brilliant!!

https://maps.google.ie/maps?q=killinaboy&hl=en&ll=53.009684,-9.030015&spn=0.007101,0.021136&sll=53.3834,-8.21775&sspn=7.212009,21.643066&t=h&hnear=Killinaboy,+County+Clare&z=16&layer=c&cbll=53.009684,-9.030015&panoid=cXC-3CRzaMjICXWWCpHsbQ&cbp=12,341.63,,0,3.02

The_B_Man

Ted is like the irish simpsons. There's always a quote that will fit in any conversation.

Scarinae

We have to lose that sax solo!!

JohnMarston

Mr_Spaceman wrote: »

Bishop Brennan to Fr Dougal: "Don't call me Len you little prick... I'm a bishop!"

Dougal: "Oh right...well done"

keano89

When father Ted is in the picnic area and Benson comes out, he says I'm going to reach into my pocket, he pulls out a packet of cigarettes and says "do you get it?". Is that out of some ad or something have often wondered about it.