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conor.hogan.2 · 08-12-2011 12:45PM

I rarely use this but that reddit link TL;DR.

s14driftking · 08-12-2011 03:04PM

MrSausage wrote: »

this girl from tullow

08-12-2011 10:11PM

"posh people r ****in ugly"

Eloquently put.

Scealta_saol · 13-12-2011 12:16AM

Could you imagine if this was true???

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_289_when-facebook-profiles-start-revealing-too-much/

JohnMearsheimer · 13-12-2011 12:37AM

1. Single and accepting applications lolz =/

2. Like this status if you like me

Ahh cheeky aren't I xxx ♥

These are all from the same person from today. They've had 17 status updates today, which is not unusual for her. She's in Canada, they are a few hours behind so there's probably more to come. It's the same attention seeking crap everyday. She will now be put on ignore!

df1985 · 13-12-2011 11:27PM

"Hello... I need a hug!!! To give me a hug please click "like"... I believe that I already know who will hug me and who won't!!! Remember once you click on "like"you must re-post on your wall so I can hug you back. Don't be shy, hugs are awsome & free ♥ x"

The facebook equivalent of being a thanks whore....a "like" whore.

I'll hug you as I shove you off a bridge!

AnonoBoy · 13-12-2011 11:47PM

Facebook status updates make me want to punch people in the face. :mad:

amacachi · 14-12-2011 12:04AM

CMpunked wrote: »

Desper8?
Desper-eight? Desperate? No, i cant hear it.
This is the same guy who says chocol8 for chocolate.

My personal favorite is from someone years ago, "f9" meaning "fine". :pac:

moco · 14-12-2011 09:37PM

By being yourself, you put something wonderful in the world that was not there before ♥

moco · 14-12-2011 09:41PM

So they want to stick gruesome images on cigarette packs..? Why not pictures of starving children on McDonald's packages..? Why not tortured animals on cosmetic products..? Why not put pictures of victims of drunk drivers on beer and wine bottles..? Why not pictures of dishonest, thieving politicians enjoying our money on tax returns..?

Paddy Cow · 14-12-2011 11:03PM

^^^ Paddy Cow Likes this comment

cup of tea · 15-12-2011 12:02AM

MyNebulosity wrote: »

''Just because I don't complain a lot doesn't mean I don't have problems. Some of us just don't make big deals out of our lives xx''

Oh dear..

Cian A wrote: »

u awri hun? Xx

Cnt say on here bbz, inbox me k? XxXxXxXx

cup of tea · 15-12-2011 08:43PM

These 2 people that appeared on my newsfeed. Said I had to drop it in here. They are in fact 21 year olds and not 14 year olds you might find it hard to believe!.

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languagenerd · 15-12-2011 09:07PM

"Ah Jaaaaysus, wat type of bank doesn't ave enuf dollars? ur a BANK!"

Eh, a bank in Ireland?

Tallaght Saint · 15-12-2011 09:45PM

ihss acc unreall howw muchh i miss meii nannyy

♥♥♥♥

English translation; "It's actually unreal how much I miss my Nanny"

JerryHandbag · 15-12-2011 11:04PM

cup of tea wrote: »

These 2 people that appeared on my newsfeed. Said I had to drop it in here. They are in fact 21 year olds and not 14 year olds you might find it hard to believe!.

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Suffering Jesus. The english language is ****ed.

Alkers · 16-12-2011 02:43AM

Hates people who idolise Chuck Norris, he's just a stupid actor! If he was such a god he would come to my house and slap my head to the keyboauy76hgyytgrfdcextghujyi
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maxfresh · 16-12-2011 03:23AM

ICANN wrote: »

'Put da christmas 3 up 2day'.

seriously

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plein de force · 17-12-2011 02:22PM

this illiterate woman i know posts constant crap about her little girl

"amg jewlie jus 8 all er dinna, she beecomin a big gurl nw awh"
translation: omg julie just ate all of her dinner, she's becoming a big girl now awh

"so qte, jewlie cam into ma room dis mrnin and sed she lvd me b4 dadi brot er to skwl"

translation: so cute(i think), julie came into my room this morning and said she loved be before daddy brought her to school.

this woman is 30 and still writes like that

i don't know why but there are a few people i know like this

efb · 17-12-2011 02:38PM

It's a great human filter I find.

Fluorescence · 17-12-2011 03:49PM

we all that one friend that if a guy kisses theire neck theire legs turn to jelly :L:L

Good lord :eek:

Dan133269 · 17-12-2011 04:00PM

Tallaght Saint wrote: »

ihss acc unreall howw muchh i miss meii nannyy ♥♥♥♥

English translation; "It's actually unreal how much I miss my Nanny"

Is it just me or is it usually people who had absolutely nothing to do with their relative when they are alive who post up these statuses. A relative of mine is constantly on about her father who died 5 years ago, the thing is she didn't have much interest in him when he was alive.

Another girl I know posts up stuff about her dead father literally every day.
I wonder do these people feel guilty for something they did or didn't do when their parents were alive?

az2wp0sye65487 · 17-12-2011 08:11PM

Dan133269 wrote: »

Tallaght Saint wrote: »

ihss acc unreall howw muchh i miss meii nannyy ♥♥♥♥

English translation; "It's actually unreal how much I miss my Nanny"

Is it just me or is it usually people who had absolutely nothing to do with their relative when they are alive who post up these statuses. A relative of mine is constantly on about her father who died 5 years ago, the thing is she didn't have much interest in him when he was alive.

Another girl I know posts up stuff about her dead father literally every day.
I wonder do these people feel guilty for something they did or didn't do when their parents were alive?

No. They're just looking for attention and sympathy. I've seen plenty of it myself...

Aoifey! · 18-12-2011 03:44AM

"bored sum crack doh"

This is possibly the most pointless statuses I have ever seen.

MonkeyBalls · 18-12-2011 08:06PM

Watching porn earlier. Girl opened her mouth wide. Saw a tooth filling. Made me think of her as human. Boner destroyed.

Roisy7 · 18-12-2011 08:31PM

Not a silly status update....

A lad from home died during the summer, we weren't particularly friendly but we would have had lots of people in common.

He came up in my friends suggestions today...

I found it really creepy.

Catari Jaguar · 18-12-2011 08:47PM

Everything happens for a reason
What's meant to be won't pass u by
Needs strength
Sigh.
The chin is up

Feckin cryptic attention seeking. *ignore*

Guill · 20-12-2011 02:38PM

Repost this if you love your mum,
Kepp scrolling and she will die in 12 days.

moco · 20-12-2011 03:19PM

Dan133269 wrote: »

Is it just me or is it usually people who had absolutely nothing to do with their relative when they are alive who post up these statuses. A relative of mine is constantly on about her father who died 5 years ago, the thing is she didn't have much interest in him when he was alive.

Another girl I know posts up stuff about her dead father literally every day.
I wonder do these people feel guilty for something they did or didn't do when their parents were alive?

One girl on my facebook falsely accused her dad of sexually abusing her to get attention when he was alive. He died about 10 years ago and every few days there are status updates about how much she misses him, he was the perfect dad ever etc. :rolleyes:

The King of Moo · 21-12-2011 12:38AM

A friend of mine posted these two close together...

"[insert name here] was at Aldi."

"[insert name here] was at Dunnes Stores."

Why?
Were they the two most interesting places they went to ever, as they've never posted that before.

plein de force wrote: »

this illiterate woman i know posts constant crap about her little girl

"amg jewlie jus 8 all er dinna, she beecomin a big gurl nw awh"
translation: omg julie just ate all of her dinner, she's becoming a big girl now awh

"so qte, jewlie cam into ma room dis mrnin and sed she lvd me b4 dadi brot er to skwl"

translation: so cute(i think), julie came into my room this morning and said she loved be before daddy brought her to school.

this woman is 30 and still writes like that

i don't know why but there are a few people i know like this

She can't spell her own daughter's name!? :eek:

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