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plein de force

I dont have an amazing figure or a flat stomach I'm far from being considered a model but I'm ME. I eat food, I have curves, I love my Pj's, and I go without makeup. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not (ask me if I care). I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with all my heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am ♥ x



christ give me strenght

leggo

plein de force wrote: »

I dont have an amazing figure or a flat stomach I'm far from being considered a model but I'm ME. I eat food, I have curves, I love my Pj's, and I go without makeup. I'm random and crazy, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not (ask me if I care). I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with all my heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am ♥ x



christ give me strenght

Translated:

"So I'm fat. Give me love. Or food. Or don't love me. I don't care (I do). I'm not willing to do anything about this, in fact I'm probably just gonna sit around in pyjamas all day. But still like, love me. I hate myself. </3"

lolli

right girlies we dont like the fellas thinking they are doing the hard work not.shaving for 'movember' so lets get our own back fannuary :-P

The Big Red Button

When you’re plus size woman, people like to say "yeah, she's cute in the face", as if being full figured is such a disgrace. Honey, I’m cute in the face, and I’m thick in the waist. I look good whether I’m in cotton, leather, or lace. I’m beautiful, vibrant and above all, smart! And there's more to me than my weight, I also have heart. Yes my clothes maybe a bigger size, that just means you have access to a bigger prize. We all are not self-conscious about our weight, and we never have a problem getting a date. So don’t think your small frame gives you more pull, I’m a hot, sexy, curvy woman with a figure that's full.

Eh, no. You are not hot, sexy, or curvy ... you are morbidly obese, and you're only kidding yourself by pretending that this is a good thing.

Azureus

'Jst wana say hw RIDIKULUS it is dat myself n xxxx cnt go bck to wrk. Y?! Bcuz der is no free childcare in Irelnd. Srsly, d goverment r prevnting us from hvin jobs!! Petition 4 free childcare!!'

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! This annoyed me no end, as did the 20 people commenting on it with crap like 'Aw I kno huni, its terrible!'.

cyrusdvirus

Azureus wrote: »

'Jst wana say hw RIDIKULUS it is dat myself n xxxx cnt go bck to wrk. Y?! Bcuz der is no free childcare in Irelnd. Srsly, d goverment r prevnting us from hvin jobs!! Petition 4 free childcare!!'

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! This annoyed me no end, as did the 20 people commenting on it with crap like 'Aw I kno huni, its terrible!'.

No, no, no, no. The employers not being able to read your CV without their eyes bleeding as a result of all the spelling mistakes, THAT is what is preventing you from having a job. You illiterate moron.

Duffman K

OMG I LOVE THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!

I DONT KNOW WHO SINGS BETTER THOUGH , JOHN OR EDWARD???!!!!!!





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Aoifey!

"I would drown in john grimes's sparkling eyes.what a total SEX BOMB."


Oh god...

CMpunked

Today i went shoppin love and talkin is still cheap !! .

Your 16... :rolleyes:

languagenerd

ICANN wrote: »

and then trhoughout the day goes
sotired.com
notable.com
cantbebothered.com

Ah now, in fairness, if I had no table, I'd be complaining too... :pac:

KKkitty

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

Riesen_Meal

KKkitty wrote: »

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

Briefly saw that on my once weekly login there the other day, Jesus wept!

sparkle_23

KKkitty wrote: »

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

There's been at least ten in my newsfeed the last hour..... Need to hide some people!

KKkitty

Fieldog wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

Briefly saw that on my once weekly login there the other day, Jesus wept!

I'm a mother but it's annoying seeing that stuff. Giving away your kids birth dates is dodgy ground too.

KKkitty

*Sparkle* wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

There's been at least ten in my newsfeed the last hour..... Need to hide some people!

Any excuse to post something on their pages. Sad times Sparkle sad times

wiger toods

'name has just had a ****' followed by smiley face. I still hope to this day that he was joking.

Riesen_Meal

KKkitty wrote: »

Fieldog wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

Briefly saw that on my once weekly login there the other day, Jesus wept!

I'm a mother but it's annoying seeing that stuff. Giving away your kids birth dates is dodgy ground too.

I know, how ****ing retarded can you get?

Stick your PPS and Passport numbers in aswell while your at it love....

KKkitty

Fieldog wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

Fieldog wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

Briefly saw that on my once weekly login there the other day, Jesus wept!

I'm a mother but it's annoying seeing that stuff. Giving away your kids birth dates is dodgy ground too.

I know, how ****ing retarded can you get?

Stick your PPS and Passport numbers in aswell while your at it love....

I used to put cringeworthy stuff on my page but with god knows who looking at your page isn't it just common sense to keep your privacy in this day and age. My cringeworthy posts used to include what I was having for dinner btw haha. At least I'm being honest

mapaco

husbands to wives and vice versa...'love you' or 'xxx'
drives me nuts-ye live in the same f**kin house!!!
problems in the relationship if you ask me-ye doth protest too much

lady i knew posting childs eating and bowel habits on a daily, sometimes hourly basis-'poor wee angel still struggling for a movement':eek:
would ya f**k off!!!
have since fallen out with lady thank god!!!!

Kinky Slinky

Facebook

I Heart Internet

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

That's just AMAZING!

I need a dictionary for some of those comments. Very funny.

az2wp0sye65487

Saw this one this morning:

Disney should make a hairless Princess. So every little girl with Cancer can feel beautiful.
Repost as your status if you agree ♥ ♥

Made me do one of these

hefferboi

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

Thats the best I've ever see, I'm doin some laughing here haha.

The King of Moo

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

Do you know the story behind this? Seemed to be something about asking people to pay for the mess made in a house after a party, but it kind of got lost among all the fantastic insults.

jonnyfingers

The King of Moo wrote: »

Seemed to be something about asking people to pay for the mess made in a house after a party, but it kind of got lost among all the fantastic insults.

"....with your twisted gowl" is my favourite for some reason!

XxMCRxBabyxX

The King of Moo wrote: »

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

Do you know the story behind this? Seemed to be something about asking people to pay for the mess made in a house after a party, but it kind of got lost among all the fantastic insults.

Is this anything to do with the famous DCU "Hampstead 4"?!

Kotek Besar

jonnyfingers wrote: »

"....with your twisted gowl" is my favourite for some reason!

I rather like:

"go on amy and you tucking your damp guts into your ankle socks, shovelin black men up your rim like a cúnt, ya smellies foreign face".

Burgo

Kinky Slinky wrote: »

Facebook

Burst out laughing in the office at "non fragrance flaps". The whole thing was brilliant, fair play :pac:

LeeHoffmann

I don't get what's so great about it. It's the kind of thing you hear/see every week on the streets outside pubs. Nothing particularly witty - reminds me of that strangest insults thread

Stephen P

Can't stand status updates like "Oh I can't believe some people are so rude". If you're not going to name the person then don't bother creating a status, attention-seeking pr!cks!