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onlyrocknroll

MrSausage wrote: »

Was that Twink by any chance

MrSausage

onlyrocknroll wrote: »

Was that Twink by any chance

Not Twink, but thought it was brilliant!

moco

Da tragic moment when u go 2 c gorillas at the zoo n cum bk wi’out a face


:mad:

This is the night there was a documentary on about the woman who got a face transplant.

ICANN

'Put da christmas 3 up 2day'.

Eathrin

ICANN wrote: »

'Put da christmas 3 up 2day'.

God, the txt speak is getting worse:(

onlyrocknroll

Cian A wrote: »

God, the txt speak is getting worse:(

Ahem, cough!

Sykk

The worst ones are the ones who won't step back from an argument that they've lost.

Stolen from Reddit
http://i.imgur.com/xX0uo.jpg

conor.hogan.2

I rarely use this but that reddit link TL;DR.

s14driftking

MrSausage wrote: »

this girl from tullow

"posh people r ****in ugly"

Eloquently put.

Scealta_saol

Could you imagine if this was true???

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_289_when-facebook-profiles-start-revealing-too-much/

JohnMearsheimer

1. Single and accepting applications lolz =/

2. Like this status if you like me Ahh cheeky aren't I xxx ♥

These are all from the same person from today. They've had 17 status updates today, which is not unusual for her. She's in Canada, they are a few hours behind so there's probably more to come. It's the same attention seeking crap everyday. She will now be put on ignore!

df1985

"Hello... I need a hug!!! To give me a hug please click "like"... I believe that I already know who will hug me and who won't!!! Remember once you click on "like"you must re-post on your wall so I can hug you back. Don't be shy, hugs are awsome & free ♥ x"


The facebook equivalent of being a thanks whore....a "like" whore.

I'll hug you as I shove you off a bridge!

AnonoBoy

Facebook status updates make me want to punch people in the face. :mad:

amacachi

CMpunked wrote: »

Desper8?
Desper-eight? Desperate? No, i cant hear it.
This is the same guy who says chocol8 for chocolate.

My personal favorite is from someone years ago, "f9" meaning "fine". :pac:

moco

By being yourself, you put something wonderful in the world that was not there before ♥

moco

So they want to stick gruesome images on cigarette packs..? Why not pictures of starving children on McDonald's packages..? Why not tortured animals on cosmetic products..? Why not put pictures of victims of drunk drivers on beer and wine bottles..? Why not pictures of dishonest, thieving politicians enjoying our money on tax returns..?

Paddy Cow

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cup of tea

MyNebulosity wrote: »

''Just because I don't complain a lot doesn't mean I don't have problems. Some of us just don't make big deals out of our lives xx''

Oh dear..

Cian A wrote: »

u awri hun? Xx

Cnt say on here bbz, inbox me k? XxXxXxXx

cup of tea

These 2 people that appeared on my newsfeed. Said I had to drop it in here. They are in fact 21 year olds and not 14 year olds you might find it hard to believe!.



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languagenerd

"Ah Jaaaaysus, wat type of bank doesn't ave enuf dollars? ur a BANK!"

Eh, a bank in Ireland?

Tallaght Saint

ihss acc unreall howw muchh i miss meii nannyy ♥♥♥♥

English translation; "It's actually unreal how much I miss my Nanny"

JerryHandbag

cup of tea wrote: »

These 2 people that appeared on my newsfeed. Said I had to drop it in here. They are in fact 21 year olds and not 14 year olds you might find it hard to believe!.



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Suffering Jesus. The english language is ****ed.

Alkers

Hates people who idolise Chuck Norris, he's just a stupid actor! If he was such a god he would come to my house and slap my head to the keyboauy76hgyytgrfdcextghujyi
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maxfresh

ICANN wrote: »

'Put da christmas 3 up 2day'.

seriously


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plein de force

this illiterate woman i know posts constant crap about her little girl


"amg jewlie jus 8 all er dinna, she beecomin a big gurl nw awh"
translation: omg julie just ate all of her dinner, she's becoming a big girl now awh

"so qte, jewlie cam into ma room dis mrnin and sed she lvd me b4 dadi brot er to skwl"

translation: so cute(i think), julie came into my room this morning and said she loved be before daddy brought her to school.

this woman is 30 and still writes like that

i don't know why but there are a few people i know like this

efb

It's a great human filter I find.

Fluorescence

we all that one friend that if a guy kisses theire neck theire legs turn to jelly :L:L

Good lord :eek:

Dan133269

Tallaght Saint wrote: »

ihss acc unreall howw muchh i miss meii nannyy ♥♥♥♥

English translation; "It's actually unreal how much I miss my Nanny"

Is it just me or is it usually people who had absolutely nothing to do with their relative when they are alive who post up these statuses. A relative of mine is constantly on about her father who died 5 years ago, the thing is she didn't have much interest in him when he was alive.

Another girl I know posts up stuff about her dead father literally every day.
I wonder do these people feel guilty for something they did or didn't do when their parents were alive?

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Dan133269 wrote: »

Tallaght Saint wrote: »

ihss acc unreall howw muchh i miss meii nannyy ♥♥♥♥

English translation; "It's actually unreal how much I miss my Nanny"

Is it just me or is it usually people who had absolutely nothing to do with their relative when they are alive who post up these statuses. A relative of mine is constantly on about her father who died 5 years ago, the thing is she didn't have much interest in him when he was alive.

Another girl I know posts up stuff about her dead father literally every day.
I wonder do these people feel guilty for something they did or didn't do when their parents were alive?

No. They're just looking for attention and sympathy. I've seen plenty of it myself...