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    #122
    moonpurple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭moonpurple


    though op is probably 11

    it looks like you are more likely to get prostate cancer if your 'marriage mutton' is inactive in your forties fifties sixties

    masturbation in later life could actually save your life...:pac:


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    #123
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    A friend of mine always says, Sex is good but you can't beat the real thing.


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    #124
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Motley Crue wrote: »
    I remember my Dad once trying to have a conversation with me about Masturbation, and saying to me something like "I know a lot of single men like to Masturbate, but in this house...."

    I think you've hit the nail on the head, if you're in a sexual relationship with frequent sex then there's no real need

    Sorry, still had a crafty 'pedal' when in a relationship too. I remember pulling a bird and bringing her home. Did the business but in the morn woke up with a horn you could hang a wet duffle coat off so we did it again three times before she left. She was only gone 15 minutes and I was throttling me lodger, good old 'Anne Frank', you couldn't beat one with a ****ty stick!!!


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    #125
    allanb49
    Registered Users Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    testicle wrote: »
    Think of the kittens!

    I do like me a little pussy


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    #126
    Yourself
    Registered Users Posts: 341 ✭✭Yourself


    Faith+1 wrote: »
    I'm using a walking stick now!:(

    Moving on to bigger and better things?
    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    A friend of mine always says, Sex is good but you can't beat the real thing.

    Obviously not doing it right!

    I saw that sex education show on channel four and they were saying that sex definitely helps you live healthier for longer. I presume that means if you've no alternative means, self-love is the way to go!


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    #127
    Nulty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    I know a guy whos fcuked a toilet seat....probably more than once


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    #128
    fungun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭fungun


    was on holidays recently in a place with a pool....missus was out by the pool....walked in on my teenage nephew knocking one out whilst looking out the window at the pool.

    He was awfully embarrassed, turned away and tried to hide it, but...er...im a bloke i know these things. Told my missus later and she was glad she still had it!!!


    Anyway....question i have is that nearly everyone says its ok, nearly all women know their partners do it, some men know their partners do it.....but would it bother you what they are thinking about when they do it? (i.e. them fantasising about someone else?)


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    #129
    admiralofthefleet
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    i cant see the screen through my self inflicted blindness


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    #130
    Delicate_Dlite
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    fungun wrote: »
    Anyway....question i have is that nearly everyone says its ok, nearly all women know their partners do it, some men know their partners do it.....but would it bother you what they are thinking about when they do it? (i.e. them fantasising about someone else?)

    I would expect him to be thinking of someone else. I would actually be very uncomfortable with any guy thinking of me while masturbating. Perhaps that makes me the minority, not really sure. I know I would never ever think of a bf/ex/any guy I knew in 'real-life' while masturbating.


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    #131
    Quality
    Registered Users Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Nothing wrong with a bit of fapping,,, sometimes I get sick of his face and looking at him, so nice to be on my own, not having to please anyone else and thinking of someone hawt to orgasm to.


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    #132
    Banned Account
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    Quality wrote: »
    Nothing wrong with a bit of fapping,,, sometimes I get sick of his face and looking at him, so nice to be on my own, not having to please anyone else and thinking of someone hawt to orgasm to.

    Woof Woof?


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    #133
    The Volt
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    I still occasionally have a **** over the ex. I have the keys to her flat and she's a heavy sleeper.


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    #134
    moonpurple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭moonpurple


    +1


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    #135
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,804 ✭✭✭take everything


    Nulty wrote: »
    I know a guy whos fcuked a toilet seat....probably more than once

    "Know a guy".
    Riiight. ;):p


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    #136
    questionmark?
    Registered Users Posts: 3,074 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    Nulty wrote: »
    I know a guy whos fcuked a toilet seat....probably more than once

    :confused: ur gona have to expain how you ur friend managed that
    Seloth wrote: »
    did anyone else notice the lack of likes at the start of this thread :D

    Ungrateful feckers may their hands fall off the next time they have one :p


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    #137
    NoHornJan
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    Nulty wrote: »
    I know a guy whos fcuked a toilet seat....probably more than once

    Is it true that W.C. means **** Chamber ?


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    #138
    OneForTheTeam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭OneForTheTeam


    Seloth wrote: »
    did anyone else notice the lack of likes at the start of this thread :D

    Likes? what the feck are likes? I never knew we were on faceboards.


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    #139
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    I would if I was sexy and gorgeous but the sad truth is I just don't fancy myself :o

    Besides its the boyfriends job, I've enough to do :cool:


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    #140
    Yourself
    Registered Users Posts: 341 ✭✭Yourself


    fungun wrote: »

    Anyway....question i have is that nearly everyone says its ok, nearly all women know their partners do it, some men know their partners do it.....but would it bother you what they are thinking about when they do it? (i.e. them fantasising about someone else?)

    If they were fantasising about someone that I knew, like one of my friends or their friends or something like that I think that it would concern me. Someone famous or a stranger, slap on...or else just dont tell me who you're thinking of.

    Does anyone imagine someone else while they're having sex?


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    #141
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    Yourself wrote: »
    If they were fantasising about someone that I knew, like one of my friends or their friends or something like that I think that it would concern me. Someone famous or a stranger, slap on...or else just dont tell me who you're thinking of.

    Does anyone imagine someone else while they're having sex?

    I just think of myself when I'm having sex


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    #142
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    "They" say that men fantasise about women they don't know - like Jessica Biel in a trenchcoat and six inch heels for example. They also say women think of men they sort of know - like Barry from accounting or whatever. Obviously not men they actually know because then they realise what a pig Barry is......


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    #143
    kfallon
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    Yourself wrote: »
    Does anyone imagine someone else while they're having sex?

    Yes! Especially when I really want to blow my beans and the drunken state is meaning it's not happening then all sorts of fantasies go thru me head.

    I often think about the bird in the office across the way from me sitting on me face while she pulls me off!

    Sorry too much info there :eek:


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    #144
    smash
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    kfallon wrote: »
    I often think about the bird in the office across the way from me

    Pics


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    #145
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    steve06 wrote: »
    Pics

    I fooking wish I had some!!!


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    #146
    smash
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    camera phones... that's what they're for!


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    #147
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    And the courts are there to listen to cases of sexual harassment......


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    #148
    bodun
    Registered Users Posts: 135 ✭✭bodun


    orourkeda wrote: »
    11 Pedals in one day. I'd have thought that was a physical impossibility

    The last one must have been just a puff of smoke coming out!:eek:


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    #149
    kfallon
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    bodun wrote: »
    The last one must have been just a puff of smoke coming out!:eek:

    It only brought a tear to his (Japs) eye!

    He must have had it worn down to a stump, foreskin down around his balls :eek:


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    #150
    AAAAAAAHHH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭AAAAAAAHHH


    Blitzkrieger wrote: »
    "They" say that men fantasise about women they don't know - like Jessica Biel in a trenchcoat and six inch heels for example. They also say women think of men they sort of know - like Barry from accounting or whatever. Obviously not men they actually know because then they realise what a pig Barry is......

    Barry from accounting sounds exciting.


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    #151
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    AAAAAAAHHH wrote: »
    Barry from accounting sounds exciting.

    He has a fetish for dressing up as a baby and soils his nappy with jizz!

    Not my idea of exciting but each to their own.....


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