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Masturbation?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭fungun


    hmmm, a quick poll last night around my mates in the pub says that most of us tend to think of either fantasy images or else a known girl that we kinda fancy.
    But questions of 'have you ever wanked off to <insert girls name>' were almost always answered by yes, even if they arent all that nice looking.

    So for all ye girls - yes, your male mates have almost certainly wanked thinking about you. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    fungun wrote: »
    hmmm, a quick poll last night around my mates in the pub says that most of us tend to think of either fantasy images or else a known girl that we kinda fancy.
    But questions of 'have you ever wanked off to <insert girls name>' were almost always answered by yes, even if they arent all that nice looking.

    So for all ye girls - yes, your male mates have almost certainly wanked thinking about you. :D

    Fungun....very apt name for this thread :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 341 ✭✭Yourself


    "They" say that men fantasise about women they don't know - like Jessica Biel in a trenchcoat and six inch heels for example. They also say women think of men they sort of know - like Barry from accounting or whatever. Obviously not men they actually know because then they realise what a pig Barry is......

    Yeah he's a real jerk, he had a "raise" and wanted me all over his desk, I made him settle for a bj!
    kfallon wrote: »
    Yes! Especially when I really want to blow my beans and the drunken state is meaning it's not happening then all sorts of fantasies go thru me head.

    I often think about the bird in the office across the way from me sitting on me face while she pulls me off!

    Sorry too much info there :eek:

    Thats hot!! :o
    fungun wrote: »
    hmmm, a quick poll last night around my mates in the pub says that most of us tend to think of either fantasy images or else a known girl that we kinda fancy.
    But questions of 'have you ever wanked off to <insert girls name>' were almost always answered by yes, even if they arent all that nice looking.

    So for all ye girls - yes, your male mates have almost certainly wanked thinking about you. :D

    I actually find that quite comforting for some odd reason! hahaha!

    I usually think of some riode I know/knew doing exactly what I want when I want how I want etc etc only problem is that its hard to surprise yourself! haha

    I love the lack of awkward moment/compliment/gfo afterwards! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    fungun wrote: »
    hmmm, a quick poll last night around my mates in the pub says that most of us tend to think of either fantasy images or else a known girl that we kinda fancy.
    But questions of 'have you ever wanked off to <insert girls name>' were almost always answered by yes, even if they arent all that nice looking.

    So for all ye girls - yes, your male mates have almost certainly wanked thinking about you. :D

    thats freaky don't like the sound of that! seems pervy to me! eww! weirdos if they did that about me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Yourself wrote: »
    only problem is that its hard to surprise yourself! haha

    Surprise fantasy donkey punch?

    thats freaky don't like the sound of that! seems pervy to me! eww! weirdos if they did that about me!
    You were great last night!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Yourself wrote: »
    Thats hot!! :o

    I got some other ones too :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    steve06 wrote: »


    You were great last night!

    W-H-A-T??? :eek:















    sure you don't know what I look like! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    W-H-A-T??? :eek:















    sure you don't know what I look like! :P

    When did that ever matter, I'm sure you flicked your bean thinking about Phantom Of The Opera :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    sure you don't know what I look like! :P

    Are you telling me you're not a little furry animal with a pink dress? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    kfallon wrote: »
    When did that ever matter, I'm sure you flicked your bean thinking about Phantom Of The Opera :D

    ugh never! phantom of the opera...i don't get it! :confused:
    steve06 wrote: »
    Are you telling me you're not a little furry animal with a pink dress?

    ah yes but that's my avatar! you mean to tell me you got yourself off by an avatar image!? :eek:

    going to keep my number of posts at 369 for the mo! ha ha ha! last two digits! :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    ugh never! phantom of the opera...i don't get it! :confused:

    It's Friday and it's nearly time to go home, if you remind me on Tuesday I'll explain it to you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    ah yes but that's my avatar! you mean to tell me you got yourself off by an avatar image!? :eek:

    Well that, and a bit of the 'I want to kill an animal' thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    AgileMyth wrote: »
    I like to watch pornography on the internet whilst I masturbate. Long story short; I'm no longer welcome in the library.

    I bet your not welcome in the local internet cafe either :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    steve06 wrote: »
    Well that, and a bit of the 'I want to kill an animal' thread.

    oh well. I really don't care if you eat meat or not....you must have read my post on the vegetarian thread or else you didn't read it fully!?
    Well I am supposedly maid marian the fox! might change my avatar in that case! care to help me choose one!? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,744 ✭✭✭Táck


    no mentions of the fleshlight yet? pah


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    oh well. I really don't care if you eat meat or not....you must have read my post on the vegetarian thread or else you didn't read it fully!?
    Well I am supposedly maid marian the fox! might change my avatar in that case! care to help me choose one!? ;)
    I can't find any avatars with just a set of tits...


  • Registered Users Posts: 341 ✭✭Yourself


    kfallon wrote: »
    It's Friday and it's nearly time to go home, if you remind me on Tuesday I'll explain it to you!

    Reminder!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Yourself wrote: »
    Reminder!

    It's been explained already..... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    steve06 wrote: »
    I can't find any avatars with just a set of tits...

    what you mean by that like? ti*s only or just an avatar with ti*s? search harder! :D
    kfallon wrote: »
    It's been explained already..... :D

    yes might need to explain this openly though!....:p or else just PM everyone!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    benwavner wrote: »
    Yep, I have no problem with it............I love it!! Y'know, light a few candles, pull the curtains, circle your nipples for a few mins. :p

    Although, I knew a guy when we were growing up, jebus he was a sick cookie!

    He was circumcised and used to experiment with stuff that was in his kitchen cupboards.

    He used jam, honey, hair gel, jelly, mayo, red sauce all as lubricants. Im sure there was other stuff aswell.

    Another guy stuck his c*ck between his mattress and the base of his bed and went at it.

    ...and no, it wasnt me!
    Lol. 'Would ya like a sandwich?'
    ......
    Em... No thanks... I've eaten.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Posted by benwavner


    Originally Posted by benwavner

    He used jam, honey, hair gel, jelly, mayo, red sauce all as lubricants. Im sure there was other stuff aswell.
    Jar of Liver ? I'm told ya haven't had the alternative ride till you've stuck it into a jar of Liver .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    I'm so ugly I have to rape my hand.


  • Registered Users Posts: 111 ✭✭Paulor94


    I do this often :) dont judge me i'm only a 17 year old lad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson



    So ladies and gents of boards what do you think of masturbation?
    I don't know who he/sh is but they sound like a right dick/****:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,017 ✭✭✭KilOit


    Holy thread resurrection batman!


  • Registered Users Posts: 111 ✭✭Paulor94


    KilOit wrote: »
    Holy thread resurrection batman!

    *flashes light* no problem robin. YOU *** **** :P


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Any other lads flicking through this thread searching for female looking usernames while wrenching the balls off themselves?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Jasus ...nothings changed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Any other lads flicking through this thread searching for female looking usernames while wrenching the balls off themselves?

    at the thought of what exactly?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    :o
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    a/s/l
    wealthy good looking 25 22 y.o man looking for intimate encouter with 18-21 y.o. females.
    email pics if interested to teddytedson@boardslols.ie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Paulor94 wrote: »
    *flashes light* fleshlight no problem robin. YOU *** **** :P

    fyp.

    well look at the thread we are in, cant miss an opportunity like that


  • Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    You're all disgusting.

    You wouldn't be so quick to give in to temptation if you only allowed the Lord Jesus Christ into your hearts. But Jesus can only knock, you've got to open the door...which, as far as I know, is situated around the right ventricle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    You're all disgusting.

    You wouldn't be so quick to give in to temptation if you only allowed the Lord Jesus Christ into your hearts. But Jesus can only knock, you've got to open the door...which, as far as I know, is situated around the right ventricle.

    I thought it was down the country :confused:

    charlatans :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    testicle wrote: »
    Think of the kittens!

    In before my Burmese Python (pun).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom



    You wouldn't be so quick to give in to temptation if you only allowed the Lord Jesus Christ into your hearts. But Jesus can only knock, you've got to open the door...

    Well at least he'll knock.
    Less chance of him walking in on me so.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    a/s/l
    wealthy good looking 25 22 y.o man looking for intimate encouter with 18-21 y.o. females.
    email pics if interested to teddytedson@boardslols.ie

    Fairly attuned to the lingo there Ted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Murve wrote: »
    i would rather Masturbate than Die of prostate cancer !! Clean the pipes man !!
    Did you just join so you could dig up a load of old sex threads in AH?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    caseyann wrote: »
    Its a sin :mad:

    Bull! My local priest's been **** me off for years!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 480 ✭✭Flyin Irishman


    testicle wrote: »
    Think of the kittens!

    I tried this. I have to say, it didnt really do much for me....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I do so for medical reasons, if I don't, the nerves down there will forget how to work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    44leto wrote: »
    I do so for medical reasons

    Same here, except my balls will explode if i don't do it... :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Ah the women who admit to doing it getting loads of thanks. Surprising. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Samich wrote: »
    Ah the women who admit to doing it getting loads of thanks. Surprising. :rolleyes:

    you jelly?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Fairly attuned to the lingo there Ted.
    :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,723 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Not only do I do it but I do it more often in winter in the hopes that I will finally grow fur on my hand. Because damn, it is cold outside.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    I would if I was sexy and gorgeous but the sad truth is I just don't fancy myself :o

    you're doing it wrong, close your eyes and use the imagination ...or porn


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Siuin


    benwavner wrote: »
    Yep, I have no problem with it............I love it!! Y'know, light a few candles, pull the curtains, circle your nipples for a few mins. :p

    Although, I knew a guy when we were growing up, jebus he was a sick cookie!

    He was circumcised and used to experiment with stuff that was in his kitchen cupboards.

    He used jam, honey, hair gel, jelly, mayo, red sauce all as lubricants. Im sure there was other stuff aswell.

    Another guy stuck his c*ck between his mattress and the base of his bed and went at it.

    ...and no, it wasnt me!

    I knew a guy who used to jerk off into sandwich bags XD
    Maybe if these guys could come together, they could make quite the tasty treat.
    Extra mayo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Fergality


    Here's something I've wanted to know for some time now:

    Does anyone else find it incredibly weird when there's someone sat in the internet café just openly watching filthy porn?

    There's never any **** involved, but is that not the strangest thing ever? I used to go to the internet café just off of Liffey Street in Dublin (think it's black and has a gaming vibe to it if anyone knows the place. there are also a rake of game boxes in the window)

    ANYWAY. There used to be these two guys. One was old and Irish and the other was this foreign youngster, and they used to burst the porn out of it in there in full view of the staff and other customers.

    Strange, no?


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