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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭fungun


    hmmm, a quick poll last night around my mates in the pub says that most of us tend to think of either fantasy images or else a known girl that we kinda fancy.
    But questions of 'have you ever wanked off to <insert girls name>' were almost always answered by yes, even if they arent all that nice looking.

    So for all ye girls - yes, your male mates have almost certainly wanked thinking about you. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    fungun wrote: »
    hmmm, a quick poll last night around my mates in the pub says that most of us tend to think of either fantasy images or else a known girl that we kinda fancy.
    But questions of 'have you ever wanked off to <insert girls name>' were almost always answered by yes, even if they arent all that nice looking.

    So for all ye girls - yes, your male mates have almost certainly wanked thinking about you. :D

    Fungun....very apt name for this thread :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 341 ✭✭Yourself


    "They" say that men fantasise about women they don't know - like Jessica Biel in a trenchcoat and six inch heels for example. They also say women think of men they sort of know - like Barry from accounting or whatever. Obviously not men they actually know because then they realise what a pig Barry is......

    Yeah he's a real jerk, he had a "raise" and wanted me all over his desk, I made him settle for a bj!
    kfallon wrote: »
    Yes! Especially when I really want to blow my beans and the drunken state is meaning it's not happening then all sorts of fantasies go thru me head.

    I often think about the bird in the office across the way from me sitting on me face while she pulls me off!

    Sorry too much info there :eek:

    Thats hot!! :o
    fungun wrote: »
    hmmm, a quick poll last night around my mates in the pub says that most of us tend to think of either fantasy images or else a known girl that we kinda fancy.
    But questions of 'have you ever wanked off to <insert girls name>' were almost always answered by yes, even if they arent all that nice looking.

    So for all ye girls - yes, your male mates have almost certainly wanked thinking about you. :D

    I actually find that quite comforting for some odd reason! hahaha!

    I usually think of some riode I know/knew doing exactly what I want when I want how I want etc etc only problem is that its hard to surprise yourself! haha

    I love the lack of awkward moment/compliment/gfo afterwards! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,341 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    fungun wrote: »
    hmmm, a quick poll last night around my mates in the pub says that most of us tend to think of either fantasy images or else a known girl that we kinda fancy.
    But questions of 'have you ever wanked off to <insert girls name>' were almost always answered by yes, even if they arent all that nice looking.

    So for all ye girls - yes, your male mates have almost certainly wanked thinking about you. :D

    thats freaky don't like the sound of that! seems pervy to me! eww! weirdos if they did that about me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Yourself wrote: »
    only problem is that its hard to surprise yourself! haha

    Surprise fantasy donkey punch?

    thats freaky don't like the sound of that! seems pervy to me! eww! weirdos if they did that about me!
    You were great last night!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Yourself wrote: »
    Thats hot!! :o

    I got some other ones too :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,341 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    steve06 wrote: »


    You were great last night!

    W-H-A-T??? :eek:















    sure you don't know what I look like! :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    W-H-A-T??? :eek:















    sure you don't know what I look like! :P

    When did that ever matter, I'm sure you flicked your bean thinking about Phantom Of The Opera :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    sure you don't know what I look like! :P

    Are you telling me you're not a little furry animal with a pink dress? :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,341 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    kfallon wrote: »
    When did that ever matter, I'm sure you flicked your bean thinking about Phantom Of The Opera :D

    ugh never! phantom of the opera...i don't get it! :confused:
    steve06 wrote: »
    Are you telling me you're not a little furry animal with a pink dress?

    ah yes but that's my avatar! you mean to tell me you got yourself off by an avatar image!? :eek:

    going to keep my number of posts at 369 for the mo! ha ha ha! last two digits! :P


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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    ugh never! phantom of the opera...i don't get it! :confused:

    It's Friday and it's nearly time to go home, if you remind me on Tuesday I'll explain it to you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    ah yes but that's my avatar! you mean to tell me you got yourself off by an avatar image!? :eek:

    Well that, and a bit of the 'I want to kill an animal' thread.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    AgileMyth wrote: »
    I like to watch pornography on the internet whilst I masturbate. Long story short; I'm no longer welcome in the library.

    I bet your not welcome in the local internet cafe either :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,341 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    steve06 wrote: »
    Well that, and a bit of the 'I want to kill an animal' thread.

    oh well. I really don't care if you eat meat or not....you must have read my post on the vegetarian thread or else you didn't read it fully!?
    Well I am supposedly maid marian the fox! might change my avatar in that case! care to help me choose one!? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,744 ✭✭✭Táck


    no mentions of the fleshlight yet? pah


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    oh well. I really don't care if you eat meat or not....you must have read my post on the vegetarian thread or else you didn't read it fully!?
    Well I am supposedly maid marian the fox! might change my avatar in that case! care to help me choose one!? ;)
    I can't find any avatars with just a set of tits...


  • Registered Users Posts: 341 ✭✭Yourself


    kfallon wrote: »
    It's Friday and it's nearly time to go home, if you remind me on Tuesday I'll explain it to you!

    Reminder!


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Yourself wrote: »
    Reminder!

    It's been explained already..... :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,341 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    steve06 wrote: »
    I can't find any avatars with just a set of tits...

    what you mean by that like? ti*s only or just an avatar with ti*s? search harder! :D
    kfallon wrote: »
    It's been explained already..... :D

    yes might need to explain this openly though!....:p or else just PM everyone!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    benwavner wrote: »
    Yep, I have no problem with it............I love it!! Y'know, light a few candles, pull the curtains, circle your nipples for a few mins. :p

    Although, I knew a guy when we were growing up, jebus he was a sick cookie!

    He was circumcised and used to experiment with stuff that was in his kitchen cupboards.

    He used jam, honey, hair gel, jelly, mayo, red sauce all as lubricants. Im sure there was other stuff aswell.

    Another guy stuck his c*ck between his mattress and the base of his bed and went at it.

    ...and no, it wasnt me!
    Lol. 'Would ya like a sandwich?'
    ......
    Em... No thanks... I've eaten.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Posted by benwavner


    Originally Posted by benwavner

    He used jam, honey, hair gel, jelly, mayo, red sauce all as lubricants. Im sure there was other stuff aswell.
    Jar of Liver ? I'm told ya haven't had the alternative ride till you've stuck it into a jar of Liver .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    I'm so ugly I have to rape my hand.


  • Registered Users Posts: 111 ✭✭Paulor94


    I do this often :) dont judge me i'm only a 17 year old lad.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson



    So ladies and gents of boards what do you think of masturbation?
    I don't know who he/sh is but they sound like a right dick/****:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,987 ✭✭✭KilOit


    Holy thread resurrection batman!


  • Registered Users Posts: 111 ✭✭Paulor94


    KilOit wrote: »
    Holy thread resurrection batman!

    *flashes light* no problem robin. YOU *** **** :P


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Any other lads flicking through this thread searching for female looking usernames while wrenching the balls off themselves?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Jasus ...nothings changed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Any other lads flicking through this thread searching for female looking usernames while wrenching the balls off themselves?

    at the thought of what exactly?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    :o


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